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[Facekillz058]

Function loss of the Heart should be a song.

Spoiler: Wot, you mean /something/ like... (click to show/hide)

Strike them down... every now and then I get a little enemy that I can't sneak around,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a little stone a-whistling to their brain through their ears,
Strike them down... every now and then I wield two little scourges to stop the goblin general go by,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a body that has died and then has gone and been zombified,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart.

[...]

And I need campfires at night,
And I need to not pull levers,
And as you strangle tight,
I'll be westling you forever,
And we'll only continue our fight,
'Cos we're both just as strong as each other,
We can take it to the edge of a rise,
Your hold is set upon me as firm as a vice,
I can't tell what to do as the world it turns to dark,
I've got you by your lower leg and on your neck I park,
I need to kill you tinight,
The bother's gonna start tonight,
The bother's gonna start tonight.

Once upon a time I was felling my foes,
But now I'm only falling apart,
There's nothing I can do,
With functional loss of the heart.
Once upon a time there were bolts and a knife,
But now there's only bits from a shark,
Nothing I can wield,
With a functional loss of the heart.

[...]

(With apologies to Urist McTyler.  It needs an awful lot of cleaning up and narrative transitioning... )

Dude, dude.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE!
This is just.
I don't even...
Heres a cookie.

[Monk321654]

Although I'm not entirely sure about necessary function, I can confirm that heart loss WILL cause a subject to die. (From blood loss)
All you gotta do is add [UNDER_PRESSURE] to the heart, then cut it out and off.
They'll drop dead.

[Eric Blank]

Looney Toons dwarves with vital organs flying out of their chests at high velocity?

[miauw62]

 

Looney Toons dwarves with vital organs flying out of their chests at high velocity?

To the OOC thread!

[Orange Wizard]

Function loss of the Heart should be a song.

Spoiler: Wot, you mean /something/ like... (click to show/hide)

Strike them down... every now and then I get a little enemy that I can't sneak around,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a little stone a-whistling to their brain through their ears,
Strike them down... every now and then I wield two little scourges to stop the goblin general go by,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a body that has died and then has gone and been zombified,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart.

[...]

And I need campfires at night,
And I need to not pull levers,
And as you strangle tight,
I'll be westling you forever,
And we'll only continue our fight,
'Cos we're both just as strong as each other,
We can take it to the edge of a rise,
Your hold is set upon me as firm as a vice,
I can't tell what to do as the world it turns to dark,
I've got you by your lower leg and on your neck I park,
I need to kill you tinight,
The bother's gonna start tonight,
The bother's gonna start tonight.

Once upon a time I was felling my foes,
But now I'm only falling apart,
There's nothing I can do,
With functional loss of the heart.
Once upon a time there were bolts and a knife,
But now there's only bits from a shark,
Nothing I can wield,
With a functional loss of the heart.

[...]

(With apologies to Urist McTyler.  It needs an awful lot of cleaning up and narrative transitioning... )

Dude, dude.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE!
This is just.
I don't even...
Heres a cookie.

Cookie? No. Not good enough.

Here. Take this sock.

[Dyret]

Function loss of the Heart should be a song.

Spoiler: Wot, you mean /something/ like... (click to show/hide)

Strike them down... every now and then I get a little enemy that I can't sneak around,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a little stone a-whistling to their brain through their ears,
Strike them down... every now and then I wield two little scourges to stop the goblin general go by,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a body that has died and then has gone and been zombified,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart.

[...]

And I need campfires at night,
And I need to not pull levers,
And as you strangle tight,
I'll be westling you forever,
And we'll only continue our fight,
'Cos we're both just as strong as each other,
We can take it to the edge of a rise,
Your hold is set upon me as firm as a vice,
I can't tell what to do as the world it turns to dark,
I've got you by your lower leg and on your neck I park,
I need to kill you tinight,
The bother's gonna start tonight,
The bother's gonna start tonight.

Once upon a time I was felling my foes,
But now I'm only falling apart,
There's nothing I can do,
With functional loss of the heart.
Once upon a time there were bolts and a knife,
But now there's only bits from a shark,
Nothing I can wield,
With a functional loss of the heart.

[...]

(With apologies to Urist McTyler.  It needs an awful lot of cleaning up and narrative transitioning... )

Dude, dude.
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE!
This is just.
I don't even...
Heres a cookie.

Cookie? No. Not good enough.

Here. Take this sock.

Yes!

Have cookie, sock, and artifact toy boat!

[Gaybarowner]

Function loss of the Heart should be a song.

Spoiler: Wot, you mean /something/ like... (click to show/hide)

Strike them down... every now and then I get a little enemy that I can't sneak around,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a little stone a-whistling to their brain through their ears,
Strike them down... every now and then I wield two little scourges to stop the goblin general go by,
Strike them down... every now and then I get a body that has died and then has gone and been zombified,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart,
Strike them down... every now and then I hit and they fall apart.

[...]

And I need campfires at night,
And I need to not pull levers,
And as you strangle tight,
I'll be westling you forever,
And we'll only continue our fight,
'Cos we're both just as strong as each other,
We can take it to the edge of a rise,
Your hold is set upon me as firm as a vice,
I can't tell what to do as the world it turns to dark,
I've got you by your lower leg and on your neck I park,
I need to kill you tinight,
The bother's gonna start tonight,
The bother's gonna start tonight.

Once upon a time I was felling my foes,
But now I'm only falling apart,
There's nothing I can do,
With functional loss of the heart.
Once upon a time there were bolts and a knife,
But now there's only bits from a shark,
Nothing I can wield,
With a functional loss of the heart.

[...]

(With apologies to Urist McTyler.  It needs an awful lot of cleaning up and narrative transitioning... )

May i have permission to use this in my audio production class as a song? I will reward you will with this +sock+?
Edit: Alright a stone carving of a sock on your bedroom wall!

[Starver]

I just hope you find that it rhymes/scans, for you.  'Twas hastily constructed off the top of my head, and I even missed out some bits of verse and chorus to actually get to the "Functional loss" bit and avoid boring everyone on the way there.

As such, consider it as if under the GNU licence.  You're free to use it and modify[1] it, etc.  And even if it ends up becoming a YouTube sensation I'm fine ('cos I can't sing very well, especially at that pitch, so am not going to try it myself).



[1] Already I see several 'improvements', but I don't know if they'd work under your proposed context.

[Gaybarowner]

My cosuin is a sightly well singer parody wise when i get home from school I will ask him