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Author Topic: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS. Back to the dungeon, except one  (Read 11472 times)

Cassandra

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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #90 on: October 23, 2012, 11:18:28 pm »

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She slithers in quietly, keeping her head down, before slashing with her scythe at the Goblin Mob as a full-round action.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #91 on: October 23, 2012, 11:27:51 pm »

Cassandra is fine.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #92 on: October 24, 2012, 03:07:26 am »

Woah I just realized Cassandra finally got an avatar.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #93 on: October 24, 2012, 05:42:27 pm »

TRY TO EAT ORC FOR LUNCH AGAIN, IF HE REFUSES THEN COOK HIM FIRST
You're implying that the orc might WANT to be eaten?
[1] The orc misinterprets your request and eats you. This is fatal.

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Action: Ass Blast the Bastard! "SHICACA!!!!" Shouts this adorable little 2' replica of Jim Carey, as it enters from a neighboring room, zooming all about the room.
[2] ...and crashing. You take [7*3] 21 damage.

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She slithers in quietly, keeping her head down, before slashing with her scythe at the Goblin Mob as a full-round action.
[3] Cassandra slithers in fairly stealthily, [3] then slashes at the goblin mob [2], who doesn't dodge. They take [14*5] 70 damage.

BOSS TURN:
The zombie jetexes [5] kill jetex again.
The orc practices necromancy by [1] causing one of the zombies to collapse.
The goblin mob [5] breaks out a healing potion.
The kobold skeletons [1] sorta get entangled in their armor.
The chef mourns the orc's choice to eat Objective raw, then decides to try cooking kelpman. [6v5] Unholy_Pariah is stuffed into a cooking pot, which he punches a hole through in a rusty point. Doing it twice more makes an acceptable armor.
The rogue Monoculus [5] fires several missiles at the mob, dealing [13*5] 65 damage.
TFB gestures! [5] Several things shudder and begin to move! TFB uses the Despoiler to turn the kobold skeletons into [4] gnoll skeletons.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #94 on: October 24, 2012, 06:07:33 pm »

Continue slashing at the goblin mob, to hopefully drain enough life energy for extra health/rolls!
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #95 on: October 24, 2012, 08:32:46 pm »

throw fireballs.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #96 on: October 24, 2012, 10:35:12 pm »

do as much internal damage as possible before respawning
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #97 on: October 24, 2012, 10:49:36 pm »

do as much internal damage as possible before respawning
Too late.
Meh, if you have no other action I'll count this.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #98 on: October 24, 2012, 10:57:41 pm »

Fly out of the dungeon and return with a bagful of Attack potions
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #99 on: October 25, 2012, 10:07:28 am »

Respawn, and try to get my sword out AGAIN, and do a few slashes.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #100 on: October 25, 2012, 05:08:46 pm »

Stab the bastard with Spike a glove
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #101 on: October 25, 2012, 05:36:08 pm »

Continue slashing at the goblin mob, to hopefully drain enough life energy for extra health/rolls!
[4] You deal [17*5] 85 damage to the mob. However, you need to be damaged to heal.

throw fireballs.
[6] Whoops, that limb's still in the pot. You take [19*7] 133 damage.

Fly out of the dungeon and return with a bagful of Attack potions
[1] You do so and drink one. It's a cursed potion... You are attacked by [1] a wet noodle. It's tasty.

Respawn, and try to get my sword out AGAIN, and do a few slashes.
You [3] yank out the sword, and [2-1] stab yourself in the foot for [17*5] 85 damage. Oops.

Stab the bastard with Spike a glove
Ninja'd, [1] Your spikes face the wrong way. You take [5] five damage. Can you believe he died from a d6?

BOSS TURN:
The zombie jetexes [5] wow, they're rolling well. They rip jetex apart.
The chef decides to make kelp ash stew, and to flavor it with snakegirl. Or maybe the other way around. [1v6] Instead, Cassandra makes kelp-ash-goblin-chef-and-tip-of-tail stew, taking [6*] 30 damage.
The mob [3] applies band-aids to itself, healing [6*2] 12 points of damage.
The gnolls attack...Unholy_Pariah and Objective. [6,3v4,6] While Objective dodges into the ceiling, taking [5*5] 25 damage, Pariah gets hit for [26*5] 130 damage.  Wow, twice in one turn.
The orc summoner guy [4] summons a new goblin chef.
TFB gestures! [4] Several bits shudder and begin to move! A plane shift sends [5] the entire party to [48] Mechanicus.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #102 on: October 25, 2012, 05:43:24 pm »

Have caution, and activate Diadem of Healing to help out the injured party members.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #103 on: October 25, 2012, 05:48:42 pm »

>Take sword out of foot.
> Attach Grenade Launcher to sword.
>Blast and slash away.
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Re: Endgame: Vaguely inspired by YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« Reply #104 on: October 28, 2012, 02:24:58 pm »

Sad, only two actions.

Have caution, and activate Diadem of Healing to help out the injured party members.
[6] Caution get! You creep around and flee for a corner at the first sign of danger.
(At least you didn't roll a 1.)

>Take sword out of foot.
> Attach Grenade Launcher to sword.
>Blast and slash away.

[2] It's stuck into the stone floor, oops. [1] You...uh...[1] Your grenade launcher explodes, killing you and causing a second explosion. Some gears of Mechanicus, a dimension made entirely of gears, start to stop.

BOSS TURN:
Crying from his throne room, TFB [2] is too distracted to do anything to you.
Monoculus [1] explodes, dealing [5*5] 25 damage to everything in the room...that was a crappy 3d6...
Oh, look, you've attracted visitors! A bunch of Formorians (like magical ant-centaurs, kinda) show up.
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