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[LordSlowpoke]

SEDUCE TFB

STEAL CLAIMH SOLAIS

[GreatWyrmGold]

Shoot TFB with acid arrows.

[3] You pull out some arrows coated in acid. It deals [13*2.5] 27 damage to TFB, plus [5*5] 25 acid damage.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM my grenades.

[4] You cover grenades with spam and throw them against TFB, dealing [(13-1)*5] 60 damage and leaving TFB smelling like Spam.

use guillotine on TFB aim for arteries.
the ring of deflection.

[2-1] Erm, you seem to have been Confused. [9*7] You deal 63 damage to yourself.

Come back to normal size. Make note to use the Diadem if TFB tries something powerful. Also use Battle Roar to buff everyone in the party.

[4] You are normal-sized. [6] Your battle roar makes the entire party deal 2d6 additional fire damage with their attacks due to being on fi...oops, that wasn't just the Battle Roar.

SEDUCE TFB

STEAL CLAIMH SOLAIS

[6v2] The final boss warps you to his type, which is (among other things) female and anatomically improbable. [3] You grab the sword, but your lover notices and takes it...badly.

BOSS TURN:
The Final Boss mutters something about two birds with one stone. [5] The party is turned into Magikarps! Then, [1] oh look an army of dwarves, one room over.

[Unholy_Pariah]

i am magical golden magikarp

Magikarp uses hyper beam

[Greenstarfanatic]

EVOLVE!

USE SPLASH!

IS IT SUPER EFFECTIVE!?

[jetex1911]

Spoiler: Cutebold Acro-fighter? (click to show/hide)

Jetex1911
Race: Cutebold
Class: Acro-Fighter

Inventory
Cape of the Warrior (Artifact) - Black cape, gives the wearer a large bonus to physical-defense rolls.
Short-sword of Ice (Magic Item) - Iron short-sword that has a cold aura, has a chance to cause Ice-elemental damage as well as physical.
Gauntlets of the Acrobat (Magic Item) - Leather gauntlets with a feather for a symbol, Makes the wielder much lighter than they normally would be.
Leather sandals (Shoes) - Leather sandals, fit for a Cutebold.
Fireproofed wooden Buckler (Armor) - Wooden buckler with three gold coins painted on them, it has obviously been used many times. Fire-proof.
Red paint (Misc.) - Red paint, used to apply warpaint with.
Satchel of holding (Backpack)


Status
Cutebold.

Is there a waiting list, or can I just jump in?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Check the OP to answer your own question. Just include your entrance in your action.

[jetex1911]

Run in from another room, yelling a Cuteboldian Warcry, and attempt to charge at the boss.

[LordSlowpoke]

COMBINE 2 HALF-ZATOICHIS INTO 1 FULL-ZATOICHI

EQUIP RESULT

[GreatWyrmGold]

i am magical golden magikarp

Magikarp uses hyper beam

[5] You sure are. [6-3] You fire off a paltry Hyper Beam, despite Magikarp not having Hyper Beam according to Bulbapedia. The boss takes [15*3] 45 damage, plus [7*5] 35 from you being on fire.

EVOLVE!

USE SPLASH!

IS IT SUPER EFFECTIVE!?

[4] Greenstarfanatic has evolved into Gyarados! [6] Greenstarfanatic uses Splash! It's super effective!... just not on the boss. Greenstarfanatic takes [5*2] 10 damage from scraping fins against hard rock, which is better than Splash usually is.

Run in from another room, yelling a Cuteboldian Warcry, and attempt to charge at the boss.

[6] You crash into a wall near TFB, [1] and impale yourself for [28*5] 140 damage, which is more than you have hit points...

COMBINE 2 HALF-ZATOICHIS INTO 1 FULL-ZATOICHI

EQUIP RESULT

[6] Hurrah! You have a Full-Zatoichi! It's twice the size of any other sword! Your fins can't hold it, though.

BOSS TURN:
TFB glances confused at the corpse, then shrugs. [4] With a wave of the Despoiler of Flesh, the dwarves transform into kobolds in ill-fitting armor, and with another [3] jetex's corpse shudders and begins to move.
Everyone takes [9*5] 45 fire damage.

[Greenstarfanatic]

USE THRASH, FOLLOWED BY HYPER BEAM! THEN EVOLVE BACK INTO DEMOKNIGHT AND RECLAIM SWORD.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 53/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

NOT ANY ZATOICHI.
A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Gyarados, !!On fire!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whoops, that was Slowpoke. My bad, fixing.
Your fins can't grab the Solais very well, so TFB still has full possession of it.

[Greenstarfanatic]

That's why I'm trying to evolve first.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, and if anyone cares: Both jetex and Unholy_Pariah died last turn, and Doomblade is very close to following. Most of you aren't much farther away, actually...

[LordSlowpoke]

PICK UP GOLD, FLOP TO LOCAL ALCHEMIST, BUY ALL THE POTIONS   Assuming picking up/equipping are free actions. If not, disregard the first.

[hops]

Tell LordSlowpoke to hold ground and let the flying thing do its work.
SUMMON SHOPKEEPER

[Also maybe I should change my class to Beast Caster]