Back in the original pony-mod thread, Vandala
posted some alternate SPEECH texts for ponies so that bandits & monsters could boast properly about killing them. Shortly thereafter I had a fell mood, claimed a text editor, grabbed his files & expanded them greatly, but then I let them sit for three years instead of posting them. I just dusted them off & did a touch of updating, and they seem to still work in 0.40. I can't trigger them in the arena, but they're happening in adventure mode.
To use them, put these files into data/speech, then patch the various creatures to use these instead of e.g.
[SPEECH:dwarf.txt]. I have some gender- and caste-specific speech files, but I haven't tested to see if
SPEECH_FEMALE,
SPEECH_MALE and
CASTE_SPEECH work and the patch here doesn't apply them.
who sang [PRO_POS] last song as I crushed [PRO_POS] bones
who should have bucked more trees before the fight
whose laughter and giggles no longer annoy me
who ran from me like a frightened foal
whose cutie mark now adorns my dress
whose cutie mark has been added to my collection
whose flank was as blank as a foal's
whose flank was as blank as the day [PRO_SUB] was born
who never discovered [PRO_POS] special talent
who finally got [PRO_POS] cutie mark for screaming in agony
whom I made into cupcakes
with whom I had SO MUCH FUN
who was much tougher than you, you big baby
whose number came up
who sobbed pitiably as I removed [PRO_POS] cutie marks
whom I made into glue
who was fit only for glue
who was unfit even for glue
whose hooves and hide made the glue for a cheap violin
who waited submissively as I fastened the bridle of death
who followed submissively as I led [PRO_OBJ] to [PRO_POS] fate
who ate death from my hand like a good little pony
whom I saddled and rode
who drew my chariot until [PRO_SUB] fell from exhaustion
who was too weak to pull my chariot
whose belief in friendship I shattered
who fancied [PRO_REF] worthy of my friendship
who was unworthy of my friendship
who sought my friendship, only to be rejected in death
who accepted my friendship before I put [PRO_OBJ] out of [PRO_REF] misery
who lost my friendship forever
who lost my friendship FOREVER
who lies forgotten by [PRO_POS] friends
whose friends laughed at [PRO_OBJ] behind [PRO_POS] back
whose friendship could not stand before my hatred
whose so-called friends abandoned [PRO_OBJ]
who had no friends
whom I sent to Celestia
whom I sent to Luna
who received the mercy of a quick death after I broke [PRO_POS] leg
who received my mercy after [PRO_SUB] broke [PRO_POS] leg
who begged for the bolt-gun of my mercy
whose cutie mark symbolized [PRO_POS] failure
whose cutie mark was an obvious fake
whose cutie mark ran red with [PRO_POS] blood
whose cutie mark depicted an unnatural act
who was hindered by the hobbles of my hatred
who froze in the blizzard of my wrath
who should have stayed in the stable
who should have bolted when I offered [PRO_OBJ] the chance
who shied away from my rage
whom I rode off the cliff of my displeasure
whose mane was an embarrassing color
whose mane fell off
whom I branded with the mark of my hatred
who cried as I heated the branding-iron
a carthorse who fancied [PRO_REF] a warhorse
the kind of pony nopony should remember
whose life I wrapped up in record time
who needed to be about twenty percent stronger
who needed to be about twenty percent faster
who needed about twenty percent more blood
who was not cool enough to become my pet
for whom I was the worst possible thing
who wore a paper bag to conceal [PRO_POS] frightening appearance
who tried to hide from me in a bale of hay
who was a one-trick pony
who watched uncomprehending as I ended [PRO_POS] life
who died still asking for cookies and punch
who proved to be two midgets in a pony costume
whose hide should fetch a fine price
whose hide is now my cloak
whose horns I ground to powder
whom I left to rot after eating [PRO_POS] tongue
whom I drove off the cliff of death
who stampeded into the jaws of death
whom I sent to join [PRO_POS] ancestors
who never found love
who was tossed aside by the shield of my might
whom I crushed like the bug [PRO_SUB] was
who did a very poor impression of a warrior
who's now doing a very convincing impression of a corpse
who whined as I struck the final blow
who wagged [PRO_POS] tail as I lined up the killing blow
who played fetch with [PRO_POS] own severed leg
who couldn't tell rubies from rhinestones
who greedily grasped the gem of death
who died like the dog [PRO_SUB] was
whose coat was matted and mangy
who rolled over and died when I kicked [PRO_OBJ]
a foal who fancied [PRO_REF] a mare
a filly who fancied [PRO_REF] a mare
who failed the test of marehood
whom I plucked like a turkey
I don't remember why I chose this:
who lies unatoned and forgotten
whom I gelded
who became a gelding ere [PRO_POS] life was over
who failed the test of stallionhood
who should have stayed in the clouds when the real pegasi came down to fight
whose wings now adorn my dress
who sang [PRO_POS] last song as I ripped off [PRO_POS] wings
who didn't know why it's called a hacksaw either
who sobbed as I tickled [PRO_OBJ] with [PRO_POS] own severed wing
who laughed as I tickled [PRO_OBJ] with [PRO_POS] own severed wing
whose wings were pinned under the boulder of [PRO_POS] ineptitude
whose wings were pinned under the boulder of my rage
whose wings I clipped
whose wings I broke
whose wings were never mistaken for pretty
whose wings proved fake
whose blustering boasts were busted by the whirlwind of my wrath
whose gentle breezes could not stand before the hurricane of my hatred
who never learned to fly
who finally learned to fly when I hurled [PRO_POS] corpse at [PRO_POS] friends
who's now coloring in pony heaven
now the fastest hat in Equestria
whom I banished to the sun
whom I banished to the moon
whose horn will be put to good use
whose horn is now mine
whose horn now hangs from my necklace
whose powdered horn has increased my potency
who sang [PRO_POS] last song as I snapped [PRO_POS] horn
whom I gored with [PRO_POS] own horn
who sobbed at the sight of [PRO_POS] severed horn
whose horn was small and undeveloped
whose talent was clearly not magic
who never learned the magic of friendship
whose horn proved fake
whose horn sparked fitfully as [PRO_SUB] tried to fight
who was too fancy to face the cruel reality of the world
whose hooves I dirtied with [PRO_POS] stinking entrails
whose stripes are now black and crimson
whose rhymes were wholly unsatisfactory
Hopefully copying & pasting won't mangle this too badly:
diff -u -r ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_buffalo.txt raw/objects/creature_pony_buffalo.txt
--- ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_buffalo.txt 2014-07-22 19:10:20.000000000 -0600
+++ raw/objects/creature_pony_buffalo.txt 2015-01-05 23:47:34.738665240 -0700
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
[TRANCES]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[EQUIPS]
+ [SPEECH:pony_buffalo.txt]
[CANNOT_CLIMB]
[PREFSTRING:ancient traditions]
[PREFSTRING:majestic stampedes]
@@ -188,4 +189,4 @@
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
- [TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
\ No newline at end of file
+ [TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
diff -u -r ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_changeling.txt raw/objects/creature_pony_changeling.txt
--- ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_changeling.txt 2014-07-12 08:48:48.000000000 -0600
+++ raw/objects/creature_pony_changeling.txt 2015-01-05 23:47:51.202896014 -0700
@@ -199,7 +199,7 @@
[PROFESSION_NAME:MACEMAN:changeling maceman:changeling macemen]
[PROFESSION_NAME:PIKEMAN:changeling pikeman:changeling pikemen]
[PROFESSION_NAME:BOWMAN:changeling bowman:changeling bowmen]
- [SPEECH:dwarf.txt]
+ [SPEECH:pony_changeling.txt]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[SWIMS_LEARNED]
[MANNERISM_NOSE:nose]
@@ -254,4 +254,4 @@
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_QUADRUPED_GAITS:900:657:438:219:1900:2900] 40 kph
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CLIMBING_GAITS:5951:5419:4898:1463:6944:8233] 6 kph
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CRAWLING_GAITS:2990:2257:1525:731:4300:6100] 12 kph
- [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_FLYING_GAITS:900:375:250:125:1900:2900] 70 kph
\ No newline at end of file
+ [APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_FLYING_GAITS:900:375:250:125:1900:2900] 70 kph
diff -u -r ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_diamond_dog.txt raw/objects/creature_pony_diamond_dog.txt
--- ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_diamond_dog.txt 2014-07-11 20:59:50.000000000 -0600
+++ raw/objects/creature_pony_diamond_dog.txt 2015-01-05 23:49:23.392187816 -0700
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@
[BONECARN]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[EQUIPS]
+ [SPEECH:pony_dogs.txt]
[NOCTURNAL]
[BABY:1]
diff -u -r ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_griffon.txt raw/objects/creature_pony_griffon.txt
--- ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_griffon.txt 2014-07-22 19:10:10.000000000 -0600
+++ raw/objects/creature_pony_griffon.txt 2015-01-05 23:49:46.900517130 -0700
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
[INTELLIGENT]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[EQUIPS]
+ [SPEECH:pony_griffon.txt]
[DESCRIPTION:Part eagle, part lion - all awesome!]
[PREFSTRING:tight-knit prides]
[PREFSTRING:lovely plumage]
@@ -129,4 +130,4 @@
[TLCM_NOUN:feathers:PLURAL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
- [TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
\ No newline at end of file
+ [TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
diff -u -r ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_pony.txt raw/objects/creature_pony_pony.txt
--- ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_pony.txt 2014-08-07 21:09:54.000000000 -0600
+++ raw/objects/creature_pony_pony.txt 2015-01-05 23:46:27.049716266 -0700
@@ -3173,7 +3173,7 @@
[GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:pony foal:pony foals]
[DIURNAL]
[EQUIPS]
- [SPEECH:dwarf.txt]
+ [SPEECH:pony.txt]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[SWIMS_LEARNED]
diff -u -r ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_zebra.txt raw/objects/creature_pony_zebra.txt
--- ../mods/My Little Raws 2014 - 0.40.19/raw/objects/creature_pony_zebra.txt 2014-07-22 19:10:52.000000000 -0600
+++ raw/objects/creature_pony_zebra.txt 2015-01-05 23:50:07.908811391 -0700
@@ -254,7 +254,7 @@
[PROFESSION_NAME:BOWMAN:bowzebra:bowzebras]
[PROFESSION_NAME:MASTER_CROSSBOWMAN:Elite Markszebra:Elite Markszebras]
[PROFESSION_NAME:MASTER_BOWMAN:Elite Bowzebra:Elite Bowzebras]
- [SPEECH:dwarf.txt]
+ [SPEECH:pony_zebra.txt]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[SWIMS_LEARNED]
@@ -332,4 +332,4 @@
[TSU_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
- [MULTIPLY_VALUE:4]
\ No newline at end of file
+ [MULTIPLY_VALUE:4]