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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Corai]

Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.

Isn't wife perma-dead? Making you perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
 
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.

IS GOOD PLAN.

Sweetie, your wife is perma-dead because she is not a PC. PCs can only die by angering the Great Toad or the Mighty Game Master.

OR KURTULMAK, INFERIOR KOBOLD.
 
Hmm. So if you are wife, ressurect, then I switch the places of you and actual wife, that makes you temporarily dead and wife alive? IS STILL GOOD PLAN.

...

Then I can slowly torture her until she surrenders your love to me once I return... I APPROVE OF MY PLAN.

[misko27]

Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.

Isn't wife perma-dead? Making you perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
 
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.

IS GOOD PLAN.

Sweetie, your wife is perma-dead because she is not a PC. PCs can only die by angering the Great Toad or the Mighty Game Master.

OR KURTULMAK, INFERIOR KOBOLD.
 
Hmm. So if you are wife, ressurect, then I switch the places of you and actual wife, that makes you temporarily dead and wife alive? IS STILL GOOD PLAN.

...

Then I can slowly torture her until she surrenders your love to me once I return... I APPROVE OF MY PLAN.

If this dissolves into a full-fight you're screwed. My Bonus shall ensure continued advantage over you.

[Xantalos]

Bonus...
bonus...
motherfucker.
I know how to win.
Of course, I'm not telling you guys.

[Corai]

Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.

Isn't wife perma-dead? Making you perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
 
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.

IS GOOD PLAN.

Sweetie, your wife is perma-dead because she is not a PC. PCs can only die by angering the Great Toad or the Mighty Game Master.

OR KURTULMAK, INFERIOR KOBOLD.
 
Hmm. So if you are wife, ressurect, then I switch the places of you and actual wife, that makes you temporarily dead and wife alive? IS STILL GOOD PLAN.

...

Then I can slowly torture her until she surrenders your love to me once I return... I APPROVE OF MY PLAN.

If this dissolves into a full-fight you're screwed. My Bonus shall ensure continued advantage over you.

I would never harm or fight you my love.

Unless said fighting is needed to ensure you love me. Which then I will torture you to the full extent of my abilities. <3

[misko27]

Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.

Isn't wife perma-dead? Making you perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
 
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.

IS GOOD PLAN.

Sweetie, your wife is perma-dead because she is not a PC. PCs can only die by angering the Great Toad or the Mighty Game Master.

OR KURTULMAK, INFERIOR KOBOLD.
 
Hmm. So if you are wife, ressurect, then I switch the places of you and actual wife, that makes you temporarily dead and wife alive? IS STILL GOOD PLAN.

...

Then I can slowly torture her until she surrenders your love to me once I return... I APPROVE OF MY PLAN.

If this dissolves into a full-fight you're screwed. My Bonus shall ensure continued advantage over you.

I would never harm or fight you my love.

Unless said fighting is needed to ensure you love me. Which then I will torture you to the full extent of my abilities. <3

*sigh* Not listening I see. Your abilities are far outstripped by my own.

You are a Fool, Little Kobold. And you will lose, everything.

[Corai]

Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.

Isn't wife perma-dead? Making you perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
 
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.

IS GOOD PLAN.

Sweetie, your wife is perma-dead because she is not a PC. PCs can only die by angering the Great Toad or the Mighty Game Master.

OR KURTULMAK, INFERIOR KOBOLD.
 
Hmm. So if you are wife, ressurect, then I switch the places of you and actual wife, that makes you temporarily dead and wife alive? IS STILL GOOD PLAN.

...

Then I can slowly torture her until she surrenders your love to me once I return... I APPROVE OF MY PLAN.

If this dissolves into a full-fight you're screwed. My Bonus shall ensure continued advantage over you.

I would never harm or fight you my love.

Unless said fighting is needed to ensure you love me. Which then I will torture you to the full extent of my abilities. <3

*sigh* Not listening I see. Your abilities are far outstripped by my own.

You are a Fool, Little Kobold. And you will lose, everything.

I'll always have your memory. So i'll win. <3

[Dirg]

Well, besides distracting him with the sexy, what if we joined our powers together to warp the area around spiderman, hopefully getting a loop hole that negates his massive bonus and tranfer it inside the wrestling sphere so he's as powerless as everyone else, or just transfer the wrestling sphere to his area? Either way one of us should probably continue delaying the countdown for the time being.

[Xantalos]

Convince him that he killed Mary Jane with radioactive sperm for emo mode plan go?

[Dirg]

Didn't that actually happen in one of the alternate future comics or something?

[Xantalos]

Didn't that actually happen in one of the alternate future comics or something?

Precisely! Semicanon events have a higher chance of persuading him it's true.

[Cassandra]

Wait. Something important happened here... Misko just got out illogicked.

Let there be a moment of silence for this event....

..............

[Xantalos]

Wait. Something important happened here... Misko just got out illogicked.

Let there be a moment of silence for this event....

..............

Wait what happened? I wasn't paying attention to them; there's so much fallacy here it's like background static.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You will be mine Miskipie.

Okay, disturbing mental image. Unless you mean you'll bake misko into a pie and eat it.
...Why isn't that disturbing?

Bonus...
bonus...
motherfucker.
I know how to win.
Of course, I'm not telling you guys.

Judging by how you destroyed the universe, it's "kick the ball, and wherever it landed is the goalposts."

Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.

Isn't wife perma-dead? Making you perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
 
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.

IS GOOD PLAN.

Sweetie, your wife is perma-dead because she is not a PC. PCs can only die by angering the Great Toad or the Mighty Game Master.

OR KURTULMAK, INFERIOR KOBOLD.
 
Hmm. So if you are wife, ressurect, then I switch the places of you and actual wife, that makes you temporarily dead and wife alive? IS STILL GOOD PLAN.

...

Then I can slowly torture her until she surrenders your love to me once I return... I APPROVE OF MY PLAN.

If this dissolves into a full-fight you're screwed. My Bonus shall ensure continued advantage over you.

I would never harm or fight you my love.

Unless said fighting is needed to ensure you love me. Which then I will torture you to the full extent of my abilities. <3

*sigh* Not listening I see. Your abilities are far outstripped by my own.

You are a Fool, Little Kobold. And you will lose, everything.

Corai isn't a kobold this time.

Wait. Something important happened here... Misko just got out illogicked.

Let there be a moment of silence for this event....

..............

Wait what happened? I wasn't paying attention to them; there's so much fallacy here it's like background static.

I just might sig that.

[misko27]

You will be mine Miskipie.

Okay, disturbing mental image. Unless you mean you'll bake misko into a pie and eat it.
...Why isn't that disturbing?

You are strange.

Wait. Something important happened here... Misko just got out illogicked.

Let there be a moment of silence for this event....

..............

What? I dispute that.
 
 

[Dirg]

Wait, what if we summon Aunt May to bitch out spiderman for even thinkijg about destroying the universe? At the very least, he would hesitate about killing the universe while she's in it.