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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Corai]

Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

GUN.

I NEED A GUN.

OR POISON.

I NEED SOMETHING TO KILL MYSELF WITH.

A FIRE AX, THAT'LL WORK!

... IT'S NOT WORKING!

SOMEONE KILL ME.

GAAAAH.

[Xantalos]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

[misko27]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

WHEN THEY ARE MAN AND WOMEN, YEAH, THEY KINDA DO.

[Corai]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

WHEN THEY ARE MAN AND WOMEN, YEAH, THEY KINDA DO.

If I were to become womanliness incarnate, i'd be after Tim or GreatWyrmGold or Misko. Not Xantalos.

Power = Sexy.

Mostly Misko.

Also Misko.

Misko... Oh Misko...

[Cassandra]

If I became the Incarnation of womanliness.... Eh. I'd still go after females instead. Lichette, maybe.

[Xantalos]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

WHEN THEY ARE MAN AND WOMEN, YEAH, THEY KINDA DO.

NOT WHEN MAN AND WOMAN
PURE WOMANLINESS INCLUDES ULTRAFEMENISM
PLUS ALL LESBIANS
SO NOPE

[misko27]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

WHEN THEY ARE MAN AND WOMEN, YEAH, THEY KINDA DO.

If I were to become womanliness incarnate, i'd be after Tim or GreatWyrmGold or Misko. Not Xantalos.

Power = Sexy.

Mostly Misko.

Also Misko.

Misko... Oh Misko...

If Corai were female, I'd be flattered, and a little embarresed. As he is not, Eww.
 
Misko has managed to sigle-handedly make all conversations 300% more akward. And now, see! You guys are too busy refuting the obvious sex that would occur between you to to argue!

[Xantalos]

We were arguing? The last I heard oooh right. The thing is this is all hypothetical. Corai isn't pure woman, and if Cas were, she'd go after Lichette. Win/win, and Tim doesn't kill you all.

[misko27]

We were arguing? The last I heard oooh right. The thing is this is all hypothetical. Corai isn't pure woman, and if Cas were, she'd go after Lichette. Win/win, and Tim doesn't kill you all.

Let's compromise,  Make them both, HALF pure Womanliness!

[Xantalos]

I personally don't care, just so long as no one distracts me from wrassling Tim.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh shit something happened. What caused it? The NPCs are acting strange, and as always that means shit's going down.

Wait, they used to act normal?
Seriously, though, something's up.

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

But man is mortal, therefore pure man would be purely mortal. Even becoming an undead isn't an option for you.

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?

NOPE
THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN
OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

This explains why there are few purely manliness people around...

If I became the Incarnation of womanliness.... Eh. I'd still go after females instead. Lichette, maybe.

Which explains the same, but for womanliness.


Anyways, how do you like your gift, misko? If it's talking, don't open it until it runs out of juice.

[Spinal_Taper]

Oh shit something happened. What caused it? The NPCs are acting strange, and as always that means shit's going down.

Simple: the universe has caught on to the fact that I used the wrassling thing as a way to take Tim and lichette out of the picture and is sending someone else in. TCM! You up for a gangsta fight with gangsta honor for the new superpowerful being?

Implying I didn't put in NPC turns just because I didn't have the time.
Implying there's no way you can know why.

[misko27]

Corai, that's quite uncomfortable predicament you have there.

[Xantalos]

SILLY MISKO
UNIVERSE NOT FIGHTING ENTROPY
UNIVERSE FIGHTING GODLY INFIGHTING

[misko27]

SILLY MISKO
UNIVERSE NOT FIGHTING ENTROPY
UNIVERSE FIGHTING GODLY INFIGHTING

Nien, it said Chaos. Infighting happens to cause Chaos. Chaos = Entropy, Ergo Fighting Chaos.