Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Because the old one was getting droll.

0 (0%)

Because I felt bored

3 (9.4%)

Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

29 (90.6%)

Total Members Voted: 32

[Greenstarfanatic]

Dirg and Misko were arguing. "Wait a minute, How can you claim the invention of the WMD when yoink made one a while ago?", Dirg asked. "Shut up.", Misko explained.

More seriously I just made a weapon capable of collapsing as much as a planet, or a entire sun, or as little as a facility, or even a single man.

So? Do I have the job?

Sure. I'll tell Spinal.

Perfect. Besides the normal kill this, kill that, what's my first order of business?

[misko27]

Dirg and Misko were arguing. "Wait a minute, How can you claim the invention of the WMD when yoink made one a while ago?", Dirg asked. "Shut up.", Misko explained.

More seriously I just made a weapon capable of collapsing as much as a planet, or a entire sun, or as little as a facility, or even a single man.

So? Do I have the job?

Sure. I'll tell Spinal.

Perfect. Besides the normal kill this, kill that, what's my first order of business?

• Well, first off is taking stock of the peope who have, or claim to have, WMDs. I don't like rouge individuals scurrying about with nukes. I'm taking action on that front, but if you see anyone attempt to use, create, or obtain one, our duty is to intercept that. Preferably by stealing it.
• Tim is a concern. I am meeting with the Lichette about this, and so any attempts to defeat him are good.
• Keeping Dirg down, Physically and emotionally, is Fun.
• Stemming the Rising tide of Factionalism
• Greatwyrm Gold is a loose cannon, a regular Colonel Kurtz, if somewhat less shrewed, and saner sounding

 Other then that, I am planning to institute a new system for our faction, one that goes moer for loose alliances and favors then rigidity. Rigidity will get you a small number of fanatics. I don't realy have orders for people most of the time, so I plan on spreading it that I'm operating on the god-father system. AKA, favors for friends. As someone with a +3, I can accomplish things most players cannot (kill a enemy, provide them with defense, give them stuff, etc), but against beings of greater or equal power, I am at a disadvantage. Therefore, what I do is tell people they will do me 1 favor, most likely aiding a action. All agreements are signed with runes, so there are punishments for cheating. I also have a, different plan for those who are, less willing, but I wil PM the details to you regarding that.

Also, keep in mind these are just general guidelines. If something ABSOLUTELY MUST BE DONE, you should do that immediately, but I will make it clear when that is the case. Otherwise, these are goals, long-termish stuff.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm not a "loose cannon," I have declared cold war on you!
Oh, and incidentally, what's your favorite solar system?

[misko27]

I'm not a "loose cannon," I have declared cold war on you!
Oh, and incidentally, what's your favorite solar system?

The ones where Aperture science are based.

[Xantalos]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm not a "loose cannon," I have declared cold war on you!
Oh, and incidentally, what's your favorite solar system?

The ones where Aperture science are based.

And how dumb do you think I am?

[misko27]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

Still, another reason to strong-arm people into doing stuff. And BTW, I've noticed Spinal takes a very inconsistient application to that. I've had turns where I get +3, and other turns where its just +2. Sometimes in the same turn. Considering it was only leadership, it really shouldn't affect, say, kneeing Dirg in the crotch.

[Xantalos]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

Still, another reason to strong-arm people into doing stuff. And BTW, I've noticed Spinal takes a very inconsistient application to that. I've had turns where I get +3, and other turns where its just +2. Sometimes in the same turn. Considering it was only leadership, it really shouldn't affect, say, kneeing Dirg in the crotch.

Ah well. I'm going to attempt some powering up soon anyway.

[misko27]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

Still, another reason to strong-arm people into doing stuff. And BTW, I've noticed Spinal takes a very inconsistient application to that. I've had turns where I get +3, and other turns where its just +2. Sometimes in the same turn. Considering it was only leadership, it really shouldn't affect, say, kneeing Dirg in the crotch.

Ah well. I'm going to attempt some powering up soon anyway.

I'm going to attempt getting it out of Tim. Failing that, I am going to rip it painfully out of the hands of someone else.

[Xantalos]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

Still, another reason to strong-arm people into doing stuff. And BTW, I've noticed Spinal takes a very inconsistient application to that. I've had turns where I get +3, and other turns where its just +2. Sometimes in the same turn. Considering it was only leadership, it really shouldn't affect, say, kneeing Dirg in the crotch.

Ah well. I'm going to attempt some powering up soon anyway.

I'm going to attempt getting it out of Tim. Failing that, I am going to rip it painfully out of the hands of someone else.

I reccommend Vorthon/Yoink.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

Still, another reason to strong-arm people into doing stuff. And BTW, I've noticed Spinal takes a very inconsistient application to that. I've had turns where I get +3, and other turns where its just +2. Sometimes in the same turn. Considering it was only leadership, it really shouldn't affect, say, kneeing Dirg in the crotch.

Ah well. I'm going to attempt some powering up soon anyway.

I'm going to attempt getting it out of Tim. Failing that, I am going to rip it painfully out of the hands of someone else.

I reccommend Vorthon/Yoink.

I reccomend the guy trying to get you to fight Tim against your will.

[Xantalos]

You only have +2 now after you got hit with Tim's bullshit gun. Otherwise Imma get my +2 back as well.

Still, another reason to strong-arm people into doing stuff. And BTW, I've noticed Spinal takes a very inconsistient application to that. I've had turns where I get +3, and other turns where its just +2. Sometimes in the same turn. Considering it was only leadership, it really shouldn't affect, say, kneeing Dirg in the crotch.

Ah well. I'm going to attempt some powering up soon anyway.

I'm going to attempt getting it out of Tim. Failing that, I am going to rip it painfully out of the hands of someone else.

I reccommend Vorthon/Yoink.

I reccomend the guy trying to get you to fight Tim against your will.

Who?

[Greenstarfanatic]

I have a +1 now! And your gun GwG! I am finally happy and able to kill shit! Albeit slowly and through various Puzzle-Based means, but killing nonetheless!

[Spinal_Taper]

*regrow head*
"Mother-Fucking Jebam te Peachku mater! Mico te jebam Fascistichku! Dabogda trazio brochiam Geygevoram! "
*Look At Lichette*
"If your husband attacks me, He is going to be attacked back! I will accept no substitutes. Back-stabbing and attacking me without warning, walking calmy through a planet ((And where, Spinal, is that?)), with his wife a moment ago I might add, are things that are punished. I do not accept Lies. What you must learn is the old saying, "If you strike at a king, you must kill him". If, My safety cannot be guarenteed, I refuse to continue these meetings. Yes, even if your damn husband feels a blast of inspiration from his usual jacking off with furbies (and seriously, what the hell?). If you want help fighting 'Mr. Universe'. you are going to need to keep both your emoitions, and your odd husband in check."

"Now, assuming you agree to that, what are your plans regarding Tim?"

>I want to find out what is on the other sode of Yoininium Damnit!
> Xantalos and Tim Feel like being Giant Assholes Do they? Shoot Black-hole at their fight. Hopefully should kill one of those bastards.
> Meditate on rage and hatred inherit in all human beings till power returns.

"And do not kill the ninjas damnit. They are expensive. And only doing their job. They need not deserve death because when they saw the leader of their nation attacked, they defended him."

Was rushing to put out turn. Didn't see need to put in description for you walking through a city calmly.

[Xantalos]

I must say, though, the foldable lawn chair bit was grand.