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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Xantalos]

Simple - forever. As long as this RTD keeps running, I'll keep destroying the universe - and if it dies, that means the universe is destroyed and I win anyway.

[misko27]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?

I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.

[Hanslanda]

Hanslanda wins.

Why?

Merlin. He's like this:
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his Gandalf level?"
"It's over AIASGSAGFUYSFGFSAUYFSUATRDIASGYUDAFD*ATD&TRAIT*ASTDF*^ASR*STFS!!!!"
"What?! There's no way that can be -" *dies due to Merlin*

And all life, and unlife, and life-to-be in the universe felt a great and terrible foreboding. Everywhere, crickets were silent, babies were still, and the wind whipped tempestuously...
And then a booming voice was heard...
"YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL."
And this is how fear came to be.

[Xantalos]

And the abomination as a partner!



That would make a very good buddy cop movie: Merlin and the Abomination.

[Hanslanda]

It'd be like that "That Mitchell and Webb look" skit, the BMX Ranger and the Angel guy.
"Your ability to summon a horde of angels kind of overshadows my rad BMX skills."

[Xantalos]

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?

I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.

Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?

[Xantalos]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?

I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.

Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?

You get a +2. He gets a +3. Plus, if Hans wants, I'm not being omnicidal (for now). Instead, buddy cop with Merlin plan! Go!!!

[misko27]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?

I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.

Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?

Well, If you ARE GLaDoS, You ARE female, soo...

Maybe Virtual Dildo. Downlod a nice Repeating program. Test, test, test, (moan), test, test (moan) test (Oh Yeah!) Test! (OH YES).

[Hanslanda]

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.

[Xantalos]

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.

Teamup then?

[Hanslanda]

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.

Teamup then?

Yeah. Let's do it.

[Xantalos]

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.

Teamup then?

Yeah. Let's do it.

FUCK YEAH MERLIN AND ABOMINATION TEAMING UP TOGETHER

[GreatWyrmGold]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?

I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.

Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?

You get a +2. He gets a +3. Plus, if Hans wants, I'm not being omnicidal (for now). Instead, buddy cop with Merlin plan! Go!!!

He had the +3 before I had the +2.
And you couldn't pass for a cop if you went to a police academy. IC, of course.

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?

I strongly reccomend you go fuck yourself with a mechanical dildo. Strong as me? Guess what. My plans involve taking you power away.

Stop being rude. I am still interested in working with you. Understand? And seriously, what part of "if you kill me" do you not get?
Besides, Xantalos tried that. Want to meet his Aperture Science Omnicidal Being Containment Unit?

Well, If you ARE GLaDoS, You ARE female, soo...

Maybe Virtual Dildo. Downlod a nice Repeating program. Test, test, test, (moan), test, test (moan) test (Oh Yeah!) Test! (OH YES).

I REPLACED GLaDos. You are talking to a big mecha-dragon who is in control of Aperture Science, and more competently than all of its predecessors put together!
...Given that two of them were Cave Johnson and Wheatley, that's not saying much...

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.

Indeed.
Care for another ally? You might as well create a complex interlocking web of alliances and people who owe you favors...if you're really Tzeentch-Merlin...

[Hanslanda]

I feel ashamed that I can't reference it, but if you're willing, I'll temporarily leave off destroying the universe to go do buddy-cop stuff with ye.

Oh no, I'm finally Merlin. I'm going to disintegrate the fuck out of some people. Also, Tzeentch-Merlin. Scary thought.

Indeed.
Care for another ally? You might as well create a complex interlocking web of alliances and people who owe you favors...if you're really Tzeentch-Merlin...

Why not? Sure. So... I've literally got leaders of three different factions as my backup, AND I'm Merlin.