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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Xantalos]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

Meh, not your best claim. The analogy is fuzzy at best,

How about this then?
Think of a wedding ring. This represents time.
Now think of a bubble floating within the ring. This represents space.
Now think of every nuclear weapon produced ever, only armed with antimatter, and all the stars in the universe are concentrated at this one spot while going supernova. This represents my thoughts.

[Xantalos]

Oh and Misko?
Bitch please, to your dwarves I'm an army of zombie weregiant sponges on a world with permanent full moon.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

Meh, not your best claim. The analogy is fuzzy at best,

How about this then?
Think of a wedding ring. This represents time.
Now think of a bubble floating within the ring. This represents space.
Now think of every nuclear weapon produced ever, only armed with antimatter, and all the stars in the universe are concentrated at this one spot while going supernova. This represents my thoughts.

Let me give it a shot.
Imagine a whale. This is your claims.
Imagine a bacteria. This is your actions.
Any questions?

He ain't no moderate, GWG. Just you. Since he doesn't follow you, I don't think you can order him about.

I am not a romantic, I joined moderates.

But you kobold! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!

I know. I change sides alot.

But my character in this RTD is a human. So meh.

But you human! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!

Corai could stand to be more powerful if he joined the paladins. MOAR SHINIES.

Doubt it. Aperture Lustrous Devices are 56.9% shinier than normal shinies and were picked preferentially by 87.2% of kobolds tested.
They are available to loyal moderates on request and absolutely do not contain a nuclear device which will detonate in the case of betrayal.

That, reminds me. GWG, you were on my side, and you left. There is a, punsihment for this. A very severe one. I have already alerted Spinal as to what happens when someone betrays me, so, you are going to face, DOOM.

I've heard worse from people I wasn't still working for. Hint hint, give me something to do and I'll do it.
Until then, I'll make sure everything's safe and such.

Thats very interesiting to me, considering the fact you have informants in my very group and release the info.

Huh?

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

God looks down on Xantalos, shaking his head disapprovingly. Then, as the abomination looks up to the sky, God backs off.

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

These are the things which enrage me. Incompetent Peons, Whose powers are granted by me, free themselves, and think themselves tall. But they are but immature children, who are allowed to exist by a creater whose purpose is better served by their existing. You are but dwarves to my overseer.

Allow me to make another analogy.
See this whale? Xantalos's claims.
See this mouse? This is your claims.
See this amoeba? This is your actions.

[Xantalos]

See this potato? This is my claims.
See these mashed potatoes? These are my actions.
See this very tiny rhubarb? This is your potato.

[misko27]

Oh and Misko?
Bitch please, to your dwarves I'm an army of zombie weregiant sponges on a world with permanent full moon.

Your bonuses are begotten by me. I can instantly revoke them. Moreover, should I see fit, I can strike you down with fire beyond your comprehension. So maybe that, but in arena mode.

GWG? Do me a favor. Die. Painfully. Watch as your mother is slaughted. I have decided to end you. You will be dead next turn. GLaDos, as you call yyourself, is dead. You are not GLaDos. You Stood on the shoulders of giantsto busy to kill you. I should have killed you earlier, I admit. But I thought Of you as incompetent, blustering, using plan after plan, lessening the amount of trust people had in you, as yu crawled from person to person, begging in your haughty way for forgivnance. No, thats not what happened. You simply Told us you were forgiven. That you had never betrayed. You are a insect. You are Tiny, Little Wheatly.

See this potato? This is my claims.
See these mashed potatoes? These are my actions.
See this very tiny rhubarb? This is your potato.

Dafuq is with you and this Potato Fetish. Go get a room already.

[Hanslanda]

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

[Xantalos]

Misko: My bonus? Wutchoo talkin' bout? My bonuses, if I have any now, come from me and me alone. And I find potatoes a handy metaphor. They can kill you AND kill you!

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

D̷̨̋̓̑ͥ͂ͪ̈ͮ͗̃͢҉̪͕͇́U̢̖̠̞͉̪̠͔͔̼̜ͯ̽ͫ͐͊͌̀R͉̠̞͕͈̠̠̼̣̯͉͓͋̔̽̑̾ͤ̏̔ͮ̓̀͠R̴̴̛̹̳̝̬̩̻̰̜͎̝̝͕͂̎̂ͬ͂ͮ͌ͮ͋̑̾̇ͣ̇̀̔ͦ̒͞ͅH̆ͬ́ͥͥ̌͒ͬ͏̸͇͕̝͍̺̰͓͙̻̞͎̙͕̞̼̹U̷̺͎͎̖̮̳͈̦̗̜̼̦̣̜̮͚̿ͫ̽̆͛ͭ́́ͥ͆̊͂̄͞ͅR̨̢̞̯̦̟̝̮̪͖͉̦̺̹̺ͧ̾ͫ̔̔ͯ́͐͌ͨ͜R͚̮̬̜̱̬̩͚̞̍ͮ͑ͧ̾̃͗̔͆̅̏́͘H̋ͧ̓ͣ͐͆̑̎̔̚͏͎͈̫͈́̀͟U̶̱͕̘͍̗͖̣̮̗̗̜͌̓͗͐̇ͧ̽͌ͭͫ̄̀̚͘R̨̫̖̪̺͍͔̲͔̗̦͔̒̈́͒ͩͯ͢ͅͅR̵̢̰͔̭̯̤ͫ̈̂̓̇̐̀̔̔̄ͭ̓ͤͨ̀

[Corai]

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

About time you arrived to the party.

And Misko, I am glad i'm not at the end of that speech.

Okay, quickly! Revive GLaDOS and have these two have a annoying rant contest! We need Misko to loose something!

[misko27]

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

I haven't used Zalgo. Claiming Moral superiority.

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

About time you arrived to the party.

And Misko, I am glad i'm not at the end of that speech.

Okay, quickly! Revive GLaDOS and have these two have a annoying rant contest! We need Misko to lose something!

Greatwyrm is going to be, tied up, next turn.

[Xantalos]

*Insert obligatory posturing*
*Rant*
*Further posturing, with Zalgo text*

I haven't used Zalgo. Claiming Moral superiority.

O͙̱̥͚̠̯̹͉͈̗̤̫̜̲̲̲̐͗̓͛̅̉̃ͧ͜M̉͐͋̓̒̈́͋ͦͬ͛͆͊̋̒̓͏̭͙͙̣͇̱̩̜̝̮̜͕̬̭̕ͅͅÑ̷̗͇͈̦̬̲̩̥̘̳͉̲̗͐̂ͣ́̽ͪ͘͜O̸̖͈̺̰̦͖̫̼͖̩̗̯͙͖̬ͣͥ̄͂͐ͩ͒́̀M̵̝̝̲̲̥̮̯̜͎̣̪̹͖̬̜̮̘̮̊͌͐ͥ̂̋̾̌͗ͦ̀N̗̟̰̗̯̭͙̥͓͚͖̻̻̘͎̦̰̂̓͆͌̇̉ͧ̃̐ͥͥ͒̉͛ͪ̆̔̽ͬ͘Ơ̆͛͐͊͏̸̳̰̺̦̱͍͇̫͜͝M̨̧̛̩̜̩͇͙͚̗͙̜̥͙͐̈̀̏́͢Y̸̡͚̗͇̰̰͈̦̲͓̫̍̿̅͆͂͐ͯͣ͝Ö̴̢̧͔͓̣̖̹̭͚̫̞̯̩̣͇̲̺̟̳͖̬̓̿̈́̋̽́̏͐̈́͌ͮ͆͐̐́U̴̫̗͎ͧ̐͐̍̆ͦ͒̊R̶̡̛̫̻͍̯͚ͥͩͩ͒̀̏͜͟Ṃ̵̛̻̺̘͚̺̖͉̩̭̙͖̳ͫ̿̈ͤ̈́̀ͣ̊͑̈́̊̔O͊̔̉͛̿͆̅҉̵͏̶͏͚̗͈̬͍̣ͅR̨̢͓͇̭̰͇̦͇̭̲̗̤̫̠͍͈͇͊́̈̕̕͢ͅA̩̫̞̯̭͚͙͓̣̘͕̪̼̒ͧ̈́̏̋̓̀̀̏̚͜ͅL̼̟̙̺̙̈́ͭͧ͛͆̿͗̋́ͮ̒͆͂̕͜S̸̛̥̭͕͍̩͉̰ͤ̍̐́ͧ̆ͫ̊Ṯ̺͓̬̹͉̝̼̣̠̦̭̖̘̺̥̮̍̅ͧ̅́Ả͊̅̅̿̈́̇͛ͯͭ̑̓͌͛̽̋̌ͯ͏̡͕͔̭͖̠͙̬͢͟͞S̶̨̢͍̫̝̪̬̹̰͎͋ͣ̒ͩ̓̊͘T̴̎͆ͩ͛ͤ̅͏̡̳͓̺̪̹̮͕̩̪̫̘̯̙̫̗̮͎̱̕͡Eͫ̅ͨͤ̌̎̔̈́ͦͧ͏̛̟͉̩̱̙͉̮̥̞̩̕S̢͚̣͔̥̫̥̘̳͉̹̜̫̓͐ͬ́ͫ͋̅ͪ͂̊͂̽ͮ̓̑͆̀̀̕͟O̸̬̤̙͕͌̇͂͛̓́͜G̸̶̶̲̣̻͎̜̃͋̐̾O̔̔̂ͭͯ͐̈́̀͘͘͟͏̖͓̰͔̮͖͕̜̦̻̺͉̣̮̙ͅƠ̢̺̭̭͚͉̰̳̻̼͍̹͙̥̿̃̃̚̕͟ͅD̘̳͉̪̪̜̻̝̳̳̣͈̖͇͒̎ͪ̇ͦͣ̍ͯ̆̌ͥ̌̂̒̇̚͡͡͞

[Corai]

Hanslanda wins.

Goddamnit! I swear by all the hate and vitriol in this universe, I SHALL BE MERLIN!

Become the superbadass version of Merlin.

(6) YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL.

Yeah. Fuck yeah. All you motherfuckers going down now. Ain't nobody as badass as Merlin.
I cast Flare. Just kidding. I cast all the instant enemy death spells. On pretty much everyone but Misko and Xantalos.

AND I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF YOU AT FINAL BOSS: HANSLANDA "MERLIN" THE BADASS.

Seriously, he is MERLIN. Even the GM can't stop him now.

[misko27]

Hanslanda wins.

Why?

[Corai]

Hanslanda wins.

Why?

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[Xantalos]

Hanslanda wins.

Why?

Merlin. He's like this:
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his Gandalf level?"
"It's over AIASGSAGFUYSFGFSAUYFSUATRDIASGYUDAFD*ATD&TRAIT*ASTDF*^ASR*STFS!!!!"
"What?! There's no way that can be -" *dies due to Merlin*

[GreatWyrmGold]

Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.

Aid action!

And you go up the list too.

Wasn't I already at the top?

misko, Xantalos, face it, you're not going to kill me this turn. You've said you'd do so before, but Xantalos is secured, I'm my own faction's leader, and if you did kill me, you know what would happen?
I'd respawn as something with as much theoretical power as you two do.
If I've survived this long as a mere GLaDos replacement, how long will YOU if I am a real god?


...So, got any reasonable orders for me, misko?