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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Corai]

Xantalos is badass eldrich abomination that appears to intend on freeing me form Lich.

Misko offers super shinies

GWG offers Aperture shinies, is pro-Lich/Lichette and is badass.


/Kidding/Misko, just leave. Just leave./Kidding/

Edit:

I offer dwarves to rob, SHINIES TO BE HAD. I offer kobolds to command, THOPUSANDS AT YOUR WHIM. I offer all there is to be had.

So tempting. I'll decide one of these turns.

[Xantalos]

Did I mention I know ways for you to steal the other's shinies too?

[GreatWyrmGold]

He ain't no moderate, GWG. Just you. Since he doesn't follow you, I don't think you can order him about.

I am not a romantic, I joined moderates.

But you kobold! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!

I know. I change sides alot.

But my character in this RTD is a human. So meh.

But you human! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!

Corai could stand to be more powerful if he joined the paladins. MOAR SHINIES.

Doubt it. Aperture Lustrous Devices are 56.9% shinier than normal shinies and were picked preferentially by 87.2% of kobolds tested.
They are available to loyal moderates on request and absolutely do not contain a nuclear device which will detonate in the case of betrayal.

That, reminds me. GWG, you were on my side, and you left. There is a, punsihment for this. A very severe one. I have already alerted Spinal as to what happens when someone betrays me, so, you are going to face, DOOM.

I've heard worse from people I wasn't still working for. Hint hint, give me something to do and I'll do it.
Until then, I'll make sure everything's safe and such.

Corai, while misko's requests take precedence, I'll take device requests from you. You're my trusted lieutenant, so I won't intentionally make it dangerous! Unless it's a weapon, of course.

[Xantalos]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

[Corai]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

[Xantalos]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

[Corai]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

[misko27]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

Unless she betrays a hate-and-vitriol fueled abomination. In which case She feels the wrath of madness.

[Xantalos]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

I was his wife for a while; he's more into hitting things to sate his ego. Besides, have you ever read any books where eldritch horrors infest a spaceship. This guy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

Thank you. For that, I'll give you...oh, how about an Aperture Science Mobile Repurposed Cargo Loader? It's like the yellow cargo loader from Aliens, but with weapons and armor and not-yellowiness.

[misko27]

HEAD OVER TO LICHETTE'S LOCATION WITH LASER SHARKS AND DUCK TANKS. SING SHOW TUNES ON THE WAY.

See? SEE?!? He has laser sharks and duck tanks and still manages to be lame. I meanm walk around singing showtunes? I mean what is that!?!

[Xantalos]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

[Corai]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

God looks down on Xantalos, shaking his head disapprovingly. Then, as the abomination looks up to the sky, God backs off.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

Meh, not your best claim. The analogy is fuzzy at best,

[misko27]

He ain't no moderate, GWG. Just you. Since he doesn't follow you, I don't think you can order him about.

I am not a romantic, I joined moderates.

But you kobold! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!

I know. I change sides alot.

But my character in this RTD is a human. So meh.

But you human! You no take orders, you steal leader's wallet!

Corai could stand to be more powerful if he joined the paladins. MOAR SHINIES.

Doubt it. Aperture Lustrous Devices are 56.9% shinier than normal shinies and were picked preferentially by 87.2% of kobolds tested.
They are available to loyal moderates on request and absolutely do not contain a nuclear device which will detonate in the case of betrayal.

That, reminds me. GWG, you were on my side, and you left. There is a, punsihment for this. A very severe one. I have already alerted Spinal as to what happens when someone betrays me, so, you are going to face, DOOM.

I've heard worse from people I wasn't still working for. Hint hint, give me something to do and I'll do it.
Until then, I'll make sure everything's safe and such.

Thats very interesiting to me, considering the fact you have informants in my very group and release the info.

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

From inside an Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Unit in a secure Aperture Science Secure Vault?

Time and space are the bacteria I inhale and destroy with my very presence, man. Imprisomnent means nothing to me.

God looks down on Xantalos, shaking his head disapprovingly. Then, as the abomination looks up to the sky, God backs off.

Again: I can get ways for you to steal GWG's stuff.

Steal from a mobile GLaDOS? Hell no. Even eldrich abominations go "Oh god no, I ain't fucking with GLaDOS"

I'm pretty sure the Japanese ones would, but actually she's very breakable.

Until you give her respawning, a RTD setting and mobility. Then even god starts praying.

These are the things which enrage me. Incompetent Peons, Whose powers are granted by me, free themselves, and think themselves tall. But they are but immature children, who are allowed to exist by a creater whose purpose is better served by their existing. You are but dwarves to my overseer.