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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[misko27]

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The Rantmaster? Eh, maybe not, that sounds like an Adam West Batman villain.

Again. This is simpler, and, conciser? but it doesn't convey the scheming power I hold. I am powerful, but I don't have to use it, People obey me by virtue of knowing me. And I plot, and manipulate.

This is a reward to whomever can come up with the best. +1 for three turns. Extends to the Neutral and Romantic Spheres.

Wait a minute, Did greatwyrm officially betray me?

Only because your minions threatened to kill me. Say that you don't want to kill me and I'll rejoin your side.

I've stated this before.

[Hanslanda]

Question: Why does everyone hate me?

Answer: Lawful. Good.

Why is everyone evil?
Seriously, if it's the "lawful" part I'm going to scream. I'm the least lawful former gold dragon I know of!

Everyone is evil because it's much easier to win that way. Good alignments constrain you to basic morals which impede survival instincts with stuff like altruism and being nice.

[GreatWyrmGold]

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The Rantmaster? Eh, maybe not, that sounds like an Adam West Batman villain.

Again. This is simpler, and, conciser? but it doesn't convey the scheming power I hold. I am powerful, but I don't have to use it, People obey me by virtue of knowing me. And I plot, and manipulate.

This is a reward to whomever can come up with the best. +1 for three turns. Extends to the Neutral and Romantic Spheres.

Wait a minute, Did greatwyrm officially betray me?

Only because your minions threatened to kill me. Say that you don't want to kill me and I'll rejoin your side.

I've stated this before.

Alright. If I don't need to let your minions who want to kill me into Aperture, I'll rejoin your side.

Question: Why does everyone hate me?

Answer: Lawful. Good.

Why is everyone evil?
Seriously, if it's the "lawful" part I'm going to scream. I'm the least lawful former gold dragon I know of!

Everyone is evil because it's much easier to win that way. Good alignments constrain you to basic morals which impede survival instincts with stuff like altruism and being nice.

I suppose it's like the tragedy of the commons...maybe the Prisoner's Dilemma is closer...

[misko27]

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The Rantmaster? Eh, maybe not, that sounds like an Adam West Batman villain.

Again. This is simpler, and, conciser? but it doesn't convey the scheming power I hold. I am powerful, but I don't have to use it, People obey me by virtue of knowing me. And I plot, and manipulate.

This is a reward to whomever can come up with the best. +1 for three turns. Extends to the Neutral and Romantic Spheres.

Wait a minute, Did greatwyrm officially betray me?

Only because your minions threatened to kill me. Say that you don't want to kill me and I'll rejoin your side.

I've stated this before.

Alright. If I don't need to let your minions who want to kill me into Aperture, I'll rejoin your side.

Ever so slightly disappointed I didn't finally get to use my insurance. Fine.

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The Rantmaster? Eh, maybe not, that sounds like an Adam West Batman villain.

Again. This is simpler, and, conciser? but it doesn't convey the scheming power I hold. I am powerful, but I don't have to use it, People obey me by virtue of knowing me. And I plot, and manipulate.

This is a reward to whomever can come up with the best. +1 for three turns. Extends to the Neutral and Romantic Spheres.

[GreatWyrmGold]

How about something like Sapiens? You're supposed to be the representation of all that's wrong with humanity, and it basically means "Intelligent."

[misko27]

How about something like Sapiens? You're supposed to be the representation of all that's wrong with humanity, and it basically means "Intelligent."

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You may have something there.
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Damnit. Curse you for using my love of cool sounding latin words.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?

[misko27]

Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?

Did not say you won, said you were on to something. Hmm...

[Hanslanda]

Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?

This. This is why I don't trust you. You're trying to hammer out a 'Let me stab you in the face once for free' agreement.

[misko27]

Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?

This. This is why I don't trust you. You're trying to hammer out a 'Let me stab you in the face once for free' agreement.

This is why Misko has insurance. There are no one-hit-free cards. In fact, theres one "hit once, get owned thrice" card, but I doubt he wants it.

[Vorthon]

Hey, when it comes to Misko's title, what about "Nemesis Sapiens"? I know it mashes together to languages, but it sounds kind of cool.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sweet.
Instead of the bonus, can I have your promise that no one in the Paladins will harm me unless I actively revolt against them? Or harm them first?

This. This is why I don't trust you. You're trying to hammer out a 'Let me stab you in the face once for free' agreement.

Am not! I'm trying to hammer out an "I won't die at the first company picnic" agreement.

[Hanslanda]

Exactly how many times have we bodily assaulted you, despite our assertations to the contrary? You notice that I pretty constantly mention how I'm going to backstab Misko, right?

[Xantalos]

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[misko27]

Exactly how many times have we bodily assaulted you, despite our assertations to the contrary? You notice that I pretty constantly mention how I'm going to backstab Misko, right?

Yes. Not exactly enjoying it either.

Hey, when it comes to Misko's title, what about "Nemesis Sapiens"? I know it mashes together to languages, but it sounds kind of cool.

I'd prefer it be more elegant. Nemesis Sapiens doe not exactly roll of the toungue the way plain Sapiens does.

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Huh?