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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Corai]

Misko, for an annoying ranting demon-god-monster-guy thing, you're frakking hilarious.

That's it. I surrender just because Misko has earned my respect.

I am now player-for-hire.

And Lichette pays better.

So I never left her.

[misko27]

Misko, for an annoying ranting demon-god-monster-guy thing, you're frakking hilarious.

Which part was funny?

[Hanslanda]

Misko, for an annoying ranting demon-god-monster-guy thing, you're frakking hilarious.

Which part was funny?

LEEROY JENKINS!

[misko27]

Now then.

Spoiler: Madness snip (click to show/hide)

Hanslanda, you are not the spy. Nice try.

And damn you Misko. You are smart demon...

Wouldn't that be exactly what you would say if you were trying to keep my cover even though I'd unexpectedly blown it deliberately?

You're just trying to make the real spy slip up.

You are not tricking me Hanslanda. Misko may fall for it, but he's a (In character) idiot. (No longer in character)

Am confused. and not idiot.

Hanslanda is trying to take my bargaining chip by saying he is the spy. I simply think he is masochistic and wants you to beat him all night long, tied to a bed. Whipping, cutting, beating him until he-

Okay i'll stop Hanslanda. I'll stop.

I am the spy. But I'm a triple agent. I'm actually working for myself by pretending to work for Misko while pretending to work for you. It's complicated, and your little reptilian brain wouldn't understand the intricacies of the Plan.

Well, you aren't my spy then.

Dear god, such a spy network! My spy is a spy on Misko, who also has Hans spying on my spy spying on Misko!

I don't even follow what I typed.

AHHHA SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. NONE OF THESE SENTENSES HAVE ANY RELATION TO THE PRECEDING OR FOLLOWING SENTENSE,

Misko, I shoot you you shoot me. Deal? When we respawn we won't be confused anymore.

*Loads Misko's gun with rubber bullets*

I have plus 3. I could KILL YOU, with rubber bullets.

Use that +3 to remove the insanity then.

Please, remove the insanity.

*Shoots Corai's brain out*
With THAT out of the way,

Excellent. So, Sinatra will die, I will get cat from Vorthon, what else is there?

• Lichette gives up all power.
• I be given free rein to establish universe-spanning empire
• Sinatra die. Or fail, or lose, or whatever. Just not win or complete current plot-line
  
• Ability to viciously torture certain individuals who betrayed me during war.
• Coupon to Subway Restauraunt.
  
• Complete cessetion of Hostilities.
• Dorothy, Sinatra's, whatever, is to be sent to Kansas, where she belongs.
• Total Dominion over Human race.
• Better Suitcase.
• Vorthon's soul.
  

Anyone have a opposition to a better suitcase for me?

What colour? And next turn, BLU Heavy will be taking you to Subway and paying. Also, how exactly is Sinatra dying?

By virtue of having a romantic agree to the provision. Is now edited.

Here we are. Lets continue to hash out a agreement until we are done, then I will present the first document to the lich.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler: HEY MISKO! (click to show/hide)

*Smoothes Hair back, Speaks in old, raspy-ish, Italian voice*

Welcome and hello. It has been some time since I have addressed some of you directly, and it will not be the last. For others this is just another Brief, but let me assure you, it is not a regular brief.

It is time that these people be taught a lesson.

I have decided that the Lichette must be taken out, quickly and decisively. The problem we have is she it heavily guarded, and quite powerful, and so we can't attack her without a massive prolonged war. Instead, we shall take a different route, Deception.

I am going to call peace talks. What she does not know is that I will kill her during them. She is too powerful to do so myself, so instead I will arange for a bomb to be smuggled in. I will go to the bathroom, and the bomb will go off. The signal for the bomb to go off must be remote-controlled, so I will give one of you a detonater. Meanwhile, others will be focused on other aspects, such as encouraging misdirection.

When I give the signal, you are to post a dummy action, whatever you want, and then PM Spinal_Taper a very specific action. To each of you I will give a different action, and you are to follow it to the letter.

Complete secrecy will be maintained, so that we cannot be compromised. All individuals will be given one and only one job. No one will know who they are working with. I will aid every action, indirectly, to avoid compromising myself. Following this, you may hear talk. it may be disloyal, It may be slanderous, but be aware, It is necessary. All official Instructions will come through this Channel and Anyone responding must reply directly to me. Any other comments, no matter what I say, are misdirection, unless they come through this channel.

My friends, Spinal has made a Grave error. He has insulted my honor. He believes that We cannot band together when necessary, and that we will be defeated by others. He is wrong. The Lichette and her team are disorganized, until my order goes out, all attempts are to be made to keep them as such. Traitors such as Greatwyrm Pollute our ranks, but they are to be left alone until after the Lichette is dead. Then, they will recieve their comuppence.

We are coming close to the moment of truth my friends. This time we will not fail because of a mistake.

Arrivederci.

*looked scared for a moment, actually read it, laughed.*
Search my suitcase then.

Actually, I think I'll use telepresence, and advise the romantics to do the same. Since a certain someone has threatened me with death, I'll make one for the lichette.

Again, this is falsified. I love doing this. Must find out who gave it out though. I have spy.

I meant that the information provided in the spoiler is false.

I think I can trust Corai more than I can trust misko.

I think I can trust Corai more than I can trust misko. Fair assumption, seeing as misko is kind of a demonic being...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.

Putting aside any sort of debate, misko is an authoritarian who wants to conquer the universe and thinks I sabotaged MechaHitler. I still trust Corai more. If it makes you feel better, misko scores higher than you.

[Hanslanda]

I'm trying to comprehend the army of quote pyramids.

[miauw62]

Dat 5. Fear the mighty tiger-pavement golem!

[da_nang]

I'm trying to comprehend the army of quote pyramids.

But can that army kill things?

[misko27]

Dat 5. Fear the mighty tiger-pavement golem!

Friendly reminder to Paladins. Drunks and time lords are not part of the cease-fire, and should be killed with impunity.

[miauw62]

I dont think the Romantics will attack us tough. As yoink is our leader and he is basically a drunken Romantic.

[Vorthon]

Hey. Why is the "Vorthon's Soul" bit still green? I rescinded that offer.

[Hanslanda]

I'm trying to comprehend the army of quote pyramids.

But can that army kill things?

... Yes. The thread.

[Greenstarfanatic]

I'm trying to comprehend the army of quote pyramids.

But can that army kill things?

... Yes. The thread.

WE MUST MAKE IT STRONGER!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Question: Why does everyone hate me?

[Hanslanda]

Question: Why does everyone hate me?

Answer: Lawful. Good.