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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

3 (9.4%)

Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

29 (90.6%)

Total Members Voted: 32

[Yoink]

I HOPE PUB IS NEAR HOSPITAL

[Hanslanda]

WUT


ALSO HANS RIGHT

EVEN IF BADGUY

Hans is always right.

[misko27]

WUT


ALSO HANS RIGHT

EVEN IF BADGUY

Hans is always right.

WHERE WERE YOU EARLIER?

[Greenstarfanatic]

TERRIBLE TURN FOR BOSS. FORTUNATELY, ROMANTICS WERE TOO BUSY DANCING.
SUPER PLAN TIME GO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!AHAHAH!AH!HA!HA!H!H
VERY SIMPLE FOUR PART PLAN.

>SUMMON DOMA PAVLOVA, OF PAVLOV'S HOUSE, AND VASSILY ZAYTSEV, THE RUSSIAN SUPER SNIPER, BOTH OF STALNGRAD, TO OWN FOES AND GRIND BATTLE TO HALT
> DECLARE CEASE-FIRE
>START PEACE TALKS IN BUNKER, BRING LAWYER, SUITCASE. INSTALL GUARDS AT FRONT. HAVE EVERYONE BE PATTED DOWN FOR POSSIBLE WEAPONS UPON ENTRANCE.
>LAUGH IN FACE OF CONFUSED, WELL EVERYONE

Current List of demands, Open to negotiation. Green means resolved. Red means Currently argued or contentious. Line through means I have redacted my request. Obviously, as this is first round, I'm starting High.

• Lichette gives up all power.
• I be given free rein to establish universe-spanning empire
• Sinatra die. Or fail, or lose, or whatever. Just not win or complete current plot-line
• Ability to viciously torture certain individuals who betrayed me during war.
• Coupon to Subway Restauraunt.
• Complete cessetion of Hostilities.
• Dorothy, Sinatra's, whatever, is to be sent to Kansas, where she belongs.
• Total Dominion over Human race.
• Better Suitcase.
• Vorthon's soul.

I'd gladly give you 4, 5, and 9. And I have a pair of Spies with your Sniper's name on them. And I'll just send BLU Heavy to the Conference for me. He'll probably just ask for sandviches. He might even take you out for Sandviches. How about that?

[Hanslanda]

WUT


ALSO HANS RIGHT

EVEN IF BADGUY

Hans is always right.

WHERE WERE YOU EARLIER?

I was everywhere and nowhere. Don't you pay attention to these things?

[misko27]

WUT


ALSO HANS RIGHT

EVEN IF BADGUY

Hans is always right.

WHERE WERE YOU EARLIER?

I was everywhere and nowhere. Don't you pay attention to these things?

WHY YOU NO DO ANYTHING?

[Hanslanda]

WUT


ALSO HANS RIGHT

EVEN IF BADGUY

Hans is always right.

WHERE WERE YOU EARLIER?

I was everywhere and nowhere. Don't you pay attention to these things?

WHY YOU NO DO ANYTHING?

I did. Chill out. These things are delicate. Everything will come together perfectly, I promise.

[Wrex]

All according to the plan. Which is to kill everyone. Killing!

[Vorthon]

@Misko: About that last request: You can't have something that doesn't exist. So Nyah.

[misko27]

@Misko: About that last request: You can't have something that doesn't exist. So Nyah.

Then the war will continue. I am making a sincere effort to make peace here, and you are blocking it.
*whistles*
Yo, Romantics, he is trying to make the war continue!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Seriously, WHY HAS NO ONE POSTED? FUCKING HELL!

1. No. 2. Maybe a small chunk, definetly not the whole thing. 3. No. 4. Yes. 5. $10. 6. Yes. 7. Yes. 8. Maybe. 9. No 10. Can't do, talk to him. ((Sorry for lack of formatting, impossible to do on phone.))

3. Seriously why?

We have no control over Sinatra. Neither do you or any of the other bosses. Maybe Yoink if he makes his Puppydog face and sniffles a bit, but that's about it.

[misko27]

Seriously, WHY HAS NO ONE POSTED? FUCKING HELL!

1. No. 2. Maybe a small chunk, definetly not the whole thing. 3. No. 4. Yes. 5. $10. 6. Yes. 7. Yes. 8. Maybe. 9. No 10. Can't do, talk to him. ((Sorry for lack of formatting, impossible to do on phone.))

3. Seriously why?

We have no control over Sinatra. Neither do you or any of the other bosses. Maybe Yoink if he makes his Puppydog face and sniffles a bit, but that's about it.

I want him to die. He is a direct, absolutely massive threat to my authority, and the only person here who has power to attack him would be the lichette. She is a GM charecter. He is GM character. There is Plot armor surrounding him, so only a massive concerted effort could hurt him.

The War will continue.

Also, Spinal, To suceed at Negotiation is very difficult when I cannot speak with the Lichette directly.

[Vorthon]

@Misko: About that last request: You can't have something that doesn't exist. So Nyah.

Then the war will continue. I am making a sincere effort to make peace here, and you are blocking it.

I'm not blocking it. It's not blocking if the request is impossible to fulfill due to the item in said request not existing.

[misko27]

@Misko: About that last request: You can't have something that doesn't exist. So Nyah.

Then the war will continue. I am making a sincere effort to make peace here, and you are blocking it.

I'm not blocking it. It's not blocking if the request is impossible to fulfill due to the item in said request not existing.

It is not surpising that kittens have no soul, however, for negotiations to be sucessful, I must have Vorthons soul or similar substitute.

[Vorthon]

The Collective has no soul due to it being primordial.