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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Vorthon]

* Vorthon hits Xantalos with a rolled up newspaper.

No! Bad eldritch abomination!

Y'know, if I had to place the Kitten Collective's alignment, it'd probably be NG, L tendencies.

[Wrex]

CE. Very CE.



Killing?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

[Hanslanda]

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

I strongly suspect you would be destroyed with reality. So the threat there is moot.

[Xantalos]

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

I offered first, dawg. Besides, I can offer more challenging and intriguing things to kill.

[Hanslanda]

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

I offered first, dawg. Besides, I can offer more challenging and intriguing things to kill.

Like me! I mean shit, that's not what I meant!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

I strongly suspect you would be destroyed with reality. So the threat there is moot.

Not if he fails.

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

I offered first, dawg. Besides, I can offer more challenging and intriguing things to kill.

More intriguing than every demon in the Abyss?
Evil isn't a big, happy family, you know.

[Wrex]

Well, you can change. Therefore I could kill you an infinite number of times. It could be fun!

[Xantalos]

Not if you help destroy reality. Then I will lock you up forever, where you will no longer be able to kill or die. Bright side, if you help me I'll give you an infinite plane of things to kill.

I offered first, dawg. Besides, I can offer more challenging and intriguing things to kill.

Like me! I mean shit, that's not what I meant!

I suppose he could kill poo if he wanted....
GreatWyrm, I (IC) have seen more things than you can ever imagine. They will all be in there for Wrex.

[GreatWyrmGold]

The Abyss has horrors you couldn't imagine, and there are more every day. Wrex will never tire of finding new things and ways and places to kill demons. Besides, could you offer him a chance to kill Demogorgon? I thought not, as he exists in the reality you intend to destroy.

[Hanslanda]

Well, you can change. Therefore I could kill you an infinite number of times. It could be fun!

I could pretend to be Demogorgon! Or Asmodeus! Or one of those Celestial pricks! Or the God Emperor of Mankind!

Actually, I think we've got a great idea going here...

[Xantalos]

The Abyss has horrors you couldn't imagine, and there are more every day. Wrex will never tire of finding new things and ways and places to kill demons. Besides, could you offer him a chance to kill Demogorgon? I thought not, as he exists in the reality you intend to destroy.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHARBLARBLE ASSUMPTIONS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Don't assume anyhting, dude. Just because I intend to destroy reality does not mean that I can't create a small infinity. Besides, the Abyss is something I shat out when I was a baby.

[Corai]

Xantalos seems to be giving the better deal here Wrex.

But of course, what is stopping you from killing them, taking their powers and making your own paradise of murder?

[Xantalos]

Xantalos seems to be giving the better deal here Wrex.

But of course, what is stopping you from killing them, taking their powers and making your own paradise of murder?

+2 bonus.

[Wrex]

I've already accepted Xantalo's offer, I do believe. Plus, everywhere is a paradise of murder!