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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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[Xantalos]

So. This picnic's really going downhill, isn't it?

It started as a simultaneous multi-whim. So it was destined to fail.

Misko. That was a rather low blow. Using an OOC quote. In both senses of the word.

Even better. We see how you REALLY feel. And it was so in context.

My followers are bothering me. I will have Order damnit. No matter the cost. If I have to walk up to every mother, individually, rip her baby from her arms, and twist its neck as she watches, so be it. Order will be maintained. Threats to Order will be neutralized. The Status Quo will be maintained. This is for the Greater Good. There is no god. There is no hope. There is only Order, and what must be done to maintain It.

... Misko is a Tau.

I got it covered.

[Hanslanda]

... How do you console me of the fact that our boss is Tau? He's a blue, hoofed space Communist.

[Vorthon]

So. This picnic's really going downhill, isn't it?

It started as a simultaneous multi-whim. So it was destined to fail.

Misko. That was a rather low blow. Using an OOC quote. In both senses of the word.

Even better. We see how you REALLY feel. And it was so in context.

My followers are bothering me. I will have Order damnit. No matter the cost. If I have to walk up to every mother, individually, rip her baby from her arms, and twist its neck as she watches, so be it. Order will be maintained. Threats to Order will be neutralized. The Status Quo will be maintained. This is for the Greater Good. There is no god. There is no hope. There is only Order, and what must be done to maintain It.

... Misko is a Tau.

Or an Inevitable with a few screws loose.

[Xantalos]

... How do you console me of the fact that our boss is Tau? He's a blue, hoofed space Communist.

It's alright. I know how to entertwine his goals and mine, leaving the rest of reality for you, with a little bit of space for Wrex, and da_nang will become the void again.

[Vorthon]

But what will happen to the Kitten Collective?

[Xantalos]

Presumably Hans will deal with you. Just think of all the chaos infinite kittens could cause!

[misko27]

... How do you console me of the fact that our boss is Tau? He's a blue, hoofed space Communist.

Tau? Are you refering to the multiplicative of pi?

[Xantalos]

... How do you console me of the fact that our boss is Tau? He's a blue, hoofed space Communist.

Tau? Are you refering to the multiplicative of pi?

Warhammer 40k.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, I just want to continue to kill, forever. As Xantalos has promised a dimension of endless slaughter, I therefore side with him.

I'll double his offer if you promise not to help destroy the universe!
If Xantalos succeeds in his goal, there will be less to kill than if you killed everyone!

Heyheyhey! MY client. Besides, the dimension is outside this one, which is the only one I intend to destroy. Anyway, what would a wolfdemon do at Aperture? Nothing, that's what. More importantly, no killing infinite foes. Therefore, B̧̗̟̙̪͍̰̺̀̑ͧ͛ͬ̑ͥͫͫ̌̃͐̋͋͟͝ͅA͉̯̤̜̳͕͖͙͍̮̬̼̬̠͈̟̱̤̓̊̽̃̀͢Ĉ̢͉͙͔͓̹̜͔͉͍̦̟͚̳̤̳̪͍ͮ̐ͮͩ̅̓͂ͭ̅̂̅ͤͩ͌ͫ͟͞K̡̘̳̤͙͚̜̖̼̫̹͖͍̼̘̲̄̃̃̍̿̾ͪ͢͢ ̸̨̰͇̤̱̬̤͚͔̲͓̣̦̖̖̯̙͚̻̉ͣͪͬ̈́̃̌ͬͥͪ́̕͝O̵͎̝͍̻̬̗̤͍͙̫̙̜̫̦͚̩͌ͨ̆̈́ͦ̀̈͌̋͛ͤ̇̌ͣ̔ͨ̓̂́͢͜͞ͅͅF̸̧̥͉͖͇͓̝̱̓ͣ̒͊ͮ̎F̢͗̒ͧ̊ͭͦ̓ͣ̈́ͬ̽̄̾̆͜͡҉̮̫͔̜̲̰̖̺͚̮͞,̸̟̘͓̼̠̦̖̫̙̲̞̞̤͓͙̞͎ͫͭ̃̈ͮͭͤ̉ͤ̊̂͒̋̅ͨ͡ͅ ̧̠͎͔̤͖̜̙̮̝̞̯̳̻̙͍̤̖͔ͤ͗ͯ̽̑͛̑̍̾̃̾ͥ̆͛̾͝ͅGͦͯ́̄̽̈́̿͆ͭͯ̑͆̓̐҉̴̡̖̩̟̙͈͚ͅW̊ͣ͛͌̓̈́̓͆̌̊͗̃̚̚͏͚̼̳̫̭̕͢Ģ̷̷̼̤̱̼̤̞̝̦̼̻̞͇͈̙͕̲̘͔̜̓̔̌̓̎͜͠.̜̲̘̫̬ͦͫ̅͊̈̉͂̕ ͊̊̏ͣͫ̀ͤ͂̍̊̆͛ͯͬͬ͆͜͏̢̫̙̠̠̫̯̳̫̤̠͖̣̣̬̲͙̫͚̬

Hey, if Aperture can make a portal gun whilst trying to make a shower curtain under Cave Johnson, and violate other laws of physics, under me and with my magic I can make two infinite dimensions of killing.
Or give him a magical item that let's him plane shift between Hell and the Abyss. And other places, perhaps.

[Xantalos]

Oh, I just want to continue to kill, forever. As Xantalos has promised a dimension of endless slaughter, I therefore side with him.

I'll double his offer if you promise not to help destroy the universe!
If Xantalos succeeds in his goal, there will be less to kill than if you killed everyone!

Heyheyhey! MY client. Besides, the dimension is outside this one, which is the only one I intend to destroy. Anyway, what would a wolfdemon do at Aperture? Nothing, that's what. More importantly, no killing infinite foes. Therefore, B̧̗̟̙̪͍̰̺̀̑ͧ͛ͬ̑ͥͫͫ̌̃͐̋͋͟͝ͅA͉̯̤̜̳͕͖͙͍̮̬̼̬̠͈̟̱̤̓̊̽̃̀͢Ĉ̢͉͙͔͓̹̜͔͉͍̦̟͚̳̤̳̪͍ͮ̐ͮͩ̅̓͂ͭ̅̂̅ͤͩ͌ͫ͟͞K̡̘̳̤͙͚̜̖̼̫̹͖͍̼̘̲̄̃̃̍̿̾ͪ͢͢ ̸̨̰͇̤̱̬̤͚͔̲͓̣̦̖̖̯̙͚̻̉ͣͪͬ̈́̃̌ͬͥͪ́̕͝O̵͎̝͍̻̬̗̤͍͙̫̙̜̫̦͚̩͌ͨ̆̈́ͦ̀̈͌̋͛ͤ̇̌ͣ̔ͨ̓̂́͢͜͞ͅͅF̸̧̥͉͖͇͓̝̱̓ͣ̒͊ͮ̎F̢͗̒ͧ̊ͭͦ̓ͣ̈́ͬ̽̄̾̆͜͡҉̮̫͔̜̲̰̖̺͚̮͞,̸̟̘͓̼̠̦̖̫̙̲̞̞̤͓͙̞͎ͫͭ̃̈ͮͭͤ̉ͤ̊̂͒̋̅ͨ͡ͅ ̧̠͎͔̤͖̜̙̮̝̞̯̳̻̙͍̤̖͔ͤ͗ͯ̽̑͛̑̍̾̃̾ͥ̆͛̾͝ͅGͦͯ́̄̽̈́̿͆ͭͯ̑͆̓̐҉̴̡̖̩̟̙͈͚ͅW̊ͣ͛͌̓̈́̓͆̌̊͗̃̚̚͏͚̼̳̫̭̕͢Ģ̷̷̼̤̱̼̤̞̝̦̼̻̞͇͈̙͕̲̘͔̜̓̔̌̓̎͜͠.̜̲̘̫̬ͦͫ̅͊̈̉͂̕ ͊̊̏ͣͫ̀ͤ͂̍̊̆͛ͯͬͬ͆͜͏̢̫̙̠̠̫̯̳̫̤̠͖̣̣̬̲͙̫͚̬

Hey, if Aperture can make a portal gun whilst trying to make a shower curtain under Cave Johnson, and violate other laws of physics, under me and with my magic I can make two infinite dimensions of killing.
Or give him a magical item that let's him plane shift between Hell and the Abyss. And other places, perhaps.

If you sabotage my relationship with my client, I'll rip off all your limbs and present you before Misko or the lichette, haveing pinned a number of crimes on you. MY CLIENT.










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[GreatWyrmGold]

If I pay a higher sum than you can or will, that is fair.
Sabotage would be me stopping you from making the dimension.

[Xantalos]

Look, we're on the same team and have the same basic goal in mind that Wrex is likely to follow: killing the lichette. Thus, let's just agree to kill her and then dually create Wrex's dimension of infinite killing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No. I'm offering Wrex his dimensions specifically to convince him to help me prevent you from destroying all of existence.

[misko27]

My followers are to refrain from arguing. Further arguing will be seen as a sign of open rebellion and Protocol BEAST MARK will be initiated against the individual in question. As well as me smiting you, but that goes without saying.

We thank you for your cooperation.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We are debating. And bidding. Would you want your new regime to be a Commie one, because that doesn't work well.