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Cave crab death pit. Thoughts?

Yes! Let the death pinchings commence!
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Eh, I could go with ants or crabs.
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No! I want my promised giant ant death pit!
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Author Topic: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks. - Retired  (Read 49422 times)

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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #240 on: December 12, 2012, 01:39:16 pm »

“Ok everyone, we've got the room in the old stockpiles so I want to get the supplies moved out of the second floor.” Feral said to the assembled clan. “We're going to get some trees felled for additional beds, and since I imagine you'd all love some solid stone tables and chairs, we-” Suddenly he was cut off when Targe came running down from the upper floor screaming what sounded like.... Elvish? “What the hell is up his ass?” Splint asked irritably after nearly being bowled over in Targe's rush to get out of the building. “He's possessed! He has to be!” Wax piped up. “Doesn't that mean if he doesn't get what he wants, he'll lose his shit and try to kill us?” Mona asked with concern. “It won't come to that.... Come on, we'll worry about it later. Let's get this food moved.” Feral ordered. The others were worried when they saw no sight of Targe, but soon they noticed two full logs of cedar (how he'd retrieved them so quickly was anyone's guess) [Seriously, I didn't even have any cedar I was aware of.] and was bringing a microcline block to the carpentry shop. “That explains the elvish.” Skull said, watching dilligently. “What do you mean?” Andi asked. “I was blabbering in Vamari, and I work bone. I would guess whatever deity is providing the inspiration must have been a vamari one. Likewise, targe works with wood more than any other material that isn't alive. What do elves have a fondness for?” He said, leading Andi into th answer. “Wood. And he's speaking elvish....” “So an elvish force of nature wants him to make something from it.” Skull finished for her. “That's a bit queer isn't it? I mean, aren't forces of nature supposed to want nature protected?” Skull shook his head. “No, you see, they're forces of nature, not environmentalists. A force doesn't care what we do so long as we don't do irreparable damage. We could clear cut the forest here and no elvish force of nature would care. Why? Because it will grow back. ” Andi looked confused. “I've had a deity in my head Andi. This force won't make him worsxhip it, but it wants him to use parts of itself to do something wonderful that will endure even after his bones have turned to dust. Artifacts are indestructible.” Skull went on. ”So... basically if we obsidian casted the land then we'd get endless earthquakes and tornadoes or something?” Andi asked, still confused. Skull sighed. “Forget it. Let's just shift the damned food.”

As Targe continued to seek supplies (taking a microcline block next) Mona, Wax, and Slade came up, Wax scratching his neck. “Hey uh... Feral? Splint and Corai's plan.... We didn't just muck it up did we?” He asked. “Hell if I know, why.” Feral replied, looking at the with curiosity. “Wellll....”



“You what!?” Targe said, utterly shocked. “We were following the gold vein like you wanted us to Feral. We weren't paying attention and Slade almost took a dive forty or so feet into solid ground.” Mona said, defending the group. “There's also a cave fish tribe down there.” Wax said, gripping his red combat pick. “Cave fish tribe? You mean we have a damned tribe of savages down there!?” Feral said irritably. “Six or seven, not sure if the one we saw come out of the drink was the same one or not.” Feral sat in silence at this new information. “Just say the word and I'll gather the rest of the militia to stomp'em out Feral.” Wax offered. “We'll leave them be for now. I want that breach sealed up. We'll decide on what to do with the cave fish tribe later.”  And later came a minor architectural slip up. While evening out the entry of the workshaft, Slade left a patch of sod disconnected, causing it to come flying down. Nobody was hurt or killed, save for Slade who was tossed against the hillside when air was sucked into the sudden gap. He suffered no irreversible injury though. Not long after the accident their high elven friends arrived to conduct trade again. As they began hauling up the goods and spare metal shields they had in abundance, they grew wary of bugbear and xelic ambushes, knowing full well trade season heralded them. They were also startled when, after Andi slaughtered a hen for bones, Targe let loose an absolutely deranged laugh. Not quite like one of those who'd gone fell, but close to it: He'd begun work on his construct.

Up on the hillside came a small ruckus that ended shortly after, leading the clan to believe xelics had stuck but were quickly driven off.

[There's the update!  Accidently dug through a wall of the caverns a good ways up following a gold vein, spotted a cavern tribe, and the caravan got jumped. A telling of high elves vs violet xelics to come!]

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« Reply #241 on: December 12, 2012, 04:32:58 pm »

[The following takes place into the attack by the xelics]

 “Come at me bug!” The hammerelf  Mina said defiantly as he and a macebug stared eachother down. Two others had tumbled down the hill avoiding the mithril arrows of one of the other guards, and we qickly being set upon by another hammerelf, Gina and an axeelf named Lapama. The macebug banged his shields together as a show of accepting the challenge and charged, opening his guard to swing his morningstar but was quickly caught by the head of Mina's raven's beak maul and found his leg pulled from under himself. Mina brought down a mighty overhead strike, but it was blocked by the sheer number of shields the macebug bore and was kicked hard in the midsection sending him staggering back. The macebug quickly stood and charged, raising his morning star to hit the stunned elf in the head, but found a arrow sticking from his forearm instead. “AAAUGH!!” The xelic screeched, dropping his mace. Mina charged, smashing bodily into the bugman, who was now sandwiched between himself and Mina while Lapama rushed by at the next macebug. The one facing the two hammerelves didn' last, as Mina shoved the xelic back into Gina, who put it in a headlock with his raven's beak. Mina swung;eft, cracking chitin, swung back, splitting it, and then spun the hammer around and smashed the spike on the back into the fracture and ripped the xelic's brain. More of the caravan came trundling through, four xelics already having turned and run after the hammerbug had been shot in the leg and went down. “Lapama, you ok?” Gina asked, throwing aside the dead xelic. They turned and saw him yanking his hatchet out of the macebug's head. “Still a hammerbug up here! Get on him!” Their archer called. She'd already loosed most of her ammo trying to hit the damned bug and only managed to peg the same leg three times out of almost 20 shots. [She rapid fired that shit.] The bug simply refused to die however, blocking each shot or rolling away as now two hammers came down upon him. However it was Lapama and his hatchet that felled the raider, who tackled the xelic and threw chop after chop at the hammerbug's body until something gave out, which was its abdomen being severed.

Down below, Slade ran across a snatcher, and set to eliminate the threat to their children. He charged at the snatcher, the foul insectoid swinging a dagger desperately in self-defense only for Slade to send his pick through and kick the bug in the body, leaving his dagger hand with the dwarf, who plucked it from his pick head and flung it back to the owner.  Slade rushed forward again and dove at the xelic, slamming into its chest and rolling over him and to his feet,  planting his pick firmly in the xelic's bulbous abdomen, twisting around the stunned and confused kidnapped and with all the might his stout legs would permit, pushed off against the xelic, tumbling onto his back as he ripped away the entire section of the bug, leaving it motionless, likely from shock and so much hemolymph being lost in one shot. It wasn't long however that they realized the elves had turned around. Mantis was sent to find out why, and found noth but dead xelics... And a wrecked wagon, it's axel broken and the whole vehicle toppled, its contents spilled across the ground.

“Where are the elves? They should have pulled in by now.” Feral asked the butcher. “Gone. There was an accident on the hill. From the looks of things, none of their own were hurt, but I found a wrecked wagon up there.” She reported. “Typical caravaneer behavior. One Wagon gets ganked and the whole caravan turns tail and leaves. Not good business sense if you ask me.” Corai interjected. “Look at what happened with the home caravan. One wagon broke down and we haven't seen them since.” Feral said sadly. “great, so no more imports from the elves we actually like then?” Mantis asked with a touch of ire in her tone. “They should be back. After all, it looked like a good sized caravan. They know we're a profitable stoping point, but the accident spooked them is all.” Corai said, waving a dismissive hand at the notion of ceased high elven caravans. The sudden sound of gears ripping to life and a xelic shouting “Oh godsdamn it!” betrayed another snatcher, and a horrific death shriek betrayed another. After all was said and done it took the better part of a week to gather the remains fo the caravans and the xelic raiders. Elves were soon spotted just down their road when their peregrine came flying by calling its warnings: More xelic bandits. However the traps at the log bridge's chokepoint sprang to life as the xelics charged across, one being sliced cleanly in half by a great axe that had been loaded in the trap and another left unconscious and draped over the log missing one pair of arms. The falcon began flying around the bugs, likely out of curiosity but also because it was frightened. In the stockade, Coral hard ran afoul of a zephyr, who in turn ran afoul of Slade who was in the was of it's escape route. He quickly removed both of it's legs before delivering a fatal blow to it's heart, leaving it in a bloody mess in the door. As the merchants pulled in and the xelics trided to force their way across again, Targe shouted “IT'S DONE! IT'S FINALLY DONE!! HAHAHAHAAAA!!!”

This is Alilost, Gleefulfolded, a Cedar weapon rack. All Craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with chevrons of cedar and studed with microcline oval cabochons. Hanging rings of chicken bone run down the sides, and on the backing is an image of a gizzard stone in microcline flanked by crescent moons in sheep's wool.

Skull meanwhile observed the xelics rush onto the log crossing, the leader rushing forward and....

Taking a a giant metal ball to the chest that flung out of the ground on a chain. The hammerbug was knocked backwards onto the log, and at the sight of ichor spurting from his throax, his subordinates broke ranks and fled. Skull, being an opprotunist, and since they needed to see if they needed to fish anything out of the river, drew his incindium blade and rushed out. The xelic had blacked out for an instant and came to to a dwarf rushing at him, he shakily stood, only to be stabbed in the arm and lose grip of his hammer. He swung one of his three shields, but Skull blocked it and struck back, putting a large gash in his chitin. Skull surged forward and slammed his shield into the bug's chest, sending him to the ground in a clattering heap of insectoid and shields. Skull recovered and delivered a punishing kick to the xelic's head, leaving him stunned and with his guard wide open, where Skull brought his shortsword down and clove the xelix in half at the abdomen. By the time he got back he saw the swollen form of a giant ant queen being taken to a nest box. “What's the deal with the ant monster?” He asked targe who was leading it, still with a happy look about him from the artifact. “We leave'er be and these bad boys will be the best cannon fodder imaginable.”

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“What the FUCK IS THAT.” Splint said in shock at the cage on wheels being towed by two beetles. “You like dwarf? Caught her a month ago wandering around near a cave.” Splint just seemed to seize up. Suddenly he  drew a chisel that he used to carve things in armor. “Unhitch it.” He said, brandishing the sharp chisel menacingly. “Unhitch it and leave. NOW.” He said, his voice icy with intent to kill them all if they didn't comply. “Alright... Alright man, take it easy...  Everyone pack it in, we're going to leave the dwarf with his weird little beetle fetish..” After the elves had gone Splint was found staring up at the colossal beetle he had taken from the elves. “One more...” He mumbled under his breath. “Just one more...”

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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #242 on: December 12, 2012, 04:36:07 pm »

whatisit? a giant cave crab?
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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #243 on: December 12, 2012, 04:42:56 pm »

A colossal beetle? Damn..that's pretty awesome. Plus a Giant Ant Queen. Great find in that one! Giant ants are nasty suckers.

Of course, I'm not sure if she'll produce any viable eggs without a Drone around. Still, I'd keep her safe. Maybe one will wander by and you can get her spored.
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« Reply #244 on: December 12, 2012, 04:43:44 pm »

You sir, have shocked me.
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« Reply #245 on: December 12, 2012, 04:57:04 pm »

Actually funnily enough two years ago the very elves I stole the colossal beetle from sold me a drone ant that's been chilling with the war beetles and elephants.
You sir, have shocked me.

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« Reply #246 on: December 12, 2012, 04:57:50 pm »

well, that was usefull. what are ants for?
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« Reply #247 on: December 12, 2012, 04:59:29 pm »

Giant ants (especially soldier ants) can be nasty to fight without armor. That being said most if not all invaders will come only in minimalist armor and as such be vulnerable to being ripped to shreds.

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« Reply #248 on: December 12, 2012, 04:59:42 pm »

well, that was usefull. what are ants for?

You can train them for war. They have very powerful bite attacks, and drones can even fly.

I've lost fortresses to Sand Raider armies attacking me with troops riding Giant Ant drones before.
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« Reply #249 on: December 12, 2012, 05:00:51 pm »

Makes me glad they've decided to stay out of sight. i thought one had shown up, but it turned out to just be a slab someone dropped before they clobbered a kobold.

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« Reply #250 on: December 12, 2012, 05:05:55 pm »

Yeah...Sand Raiders are somehow one of the nastier enemies. I'm not sure how, since they're on par with Humans for size and technology. Xelics should, by all rights, be much nastier with all the shields and their ability to get much better equipment. And while Chaos Dwarves are brutal, having all the same advantages as regular Dwarves, they're mitigated by the fact that you can use all the good loot they bring. But I swear Sand Raiders do more damage than anyone else.

I think it's their habit of taming giant critters to ride into battle.
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« Reply #251 on: December 12, 2012, 05:07:33 pm »

Don't they have weapons that can peirce armor more readily than  base weapons? Those scorpion daggers tend to be life savers when you get into a scrape with hobgoblins.

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« Reply #252 on: December 12, 2012, 05:12:38 pm »

Don't they have weapons that can peirce armor more readily than  base weapons? Those scorpion daggers tend to be life savers when you get into a scrape with hobgoblins.

There is that. The scorpion weapons do penetrate armor pretty well since they have such a small contact area. That may have something to do with their success.
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« Reply #253 on: December 12, 2012, 05:16:28 pm »

Also, if you meant you were shocked by my outright theft, it was because colossal beetles are fucking expensive. 10,000 money in fact.  No way I would have had enough of anything to buy it with the goods i had that weren't essential to to stockade.

But yeah, i have a similar case with my quasi-roman humans. I gave them armor that covered more, weapons with smaller contact areas and shields that had a 40 blockchance And they wound up virtually owning the plains until I added modbolds, and even then the modbolds (who are nasty fuckers themselves) only survived because they breed like rabbits.

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« Reply #254 on: December 12, 2012, 05:25:08 pm »

What's hilarious is if you add in the Snakemen as a race. Every snatching race that borders them gets them and eventually dominates, because snakemen with real armor and weapons are apparently overpowered.
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