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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #120 on: November 06, 2012, 03:27:15 pm »

Didn't bring any and there weren't any of any use on the first caravan. Besides, self imposed challenge.  ;)

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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #121 on: November 06, 2012, 03:30:26 pm »

ah. mehk
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« Reply #122 on: November 06, 2012, 04:49:22 pm »

Gonna request a dorfing as armorer/weaponsmith, name him/her Heinrich McSpawn.
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« Reply #123 on: November 06, 2012, 05:04:48 pm »

When I get another one they'll be yours. Probably not going to include the McSpawn part though, just saying.

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« Reply #124 on: November 07, 2012, 01:03:39 am »

 It began to snow one chilly afternoon in Limulid. Nobody really liked the snow; The beetles seemed to struggle to survive when it got this cold and the crabs seemed to move slower. However the Matriarch and her herd were seemingly unbothered. Feral finally began to go over what he'd like the merchants to bring next year, barring another incident with the bugbears. “I don't blame anyone here for it. It was Domas' own fault for rolling the damned wagon over the snatcher.” Feral nodded and they went into the dormitory while Zinc handled assembly of a well down below for next year. He requested pigs and goats as a source of meat and cheese, jaguar and leopard furs for the winters with giant ant chitin to make crude armor, along with various manuscripts and booze as well as small quantities of meat. The others were concerned about the giant ravens, but they'd vistied the year before without incident, so Feral ordered no action be taken if they didn't threaten the settlement.

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“You sure this is a good idea Zinc?” Ringo said, following the strange mason with a bag of slate bricks slung over her shoulder. “Positive. The Well and grates should provide adequate support until I can get them built over to the wall. If not, then we'll simply need to get some injuries treated when the brickwork fails on us.”

Which predictably, it did, the flooring busting apart the retention floor below. Zinc was unharmed amazingly enough, and she set about repairing the damaged retention floor while she awaited rescue, which came shortly later with Feral berating her for the noise. Soon after there was noise of the elephants, while not thundering away, trumpeting at some sort of monkey people who were trying to get into the stockade, no doubt to steal something. Wax, being unoccupied decided to eliminate the pests. He trudged off into the snow with a menacing incindium pick, and Mona noted that she saw a limb go flying and a dwarf swinging away at something. Shortly after the other mmonkey person tried to rush by, only for the bull and the wolf to mercilessly slaughter her, the wolf clamping down on one leg while the bull elephant stomped it's head in and flung it away with his trunk. Much to Squid and Targe's horror, they found a severed crab foot among the piles of teeth and the squashed and gnawed upon body. They were consoled when they noticed the pale blue carapace of a giant beetle nymph running around.

“Right then. So crowns, spears, and goblets if ya can, won't hold it against you if you can't.” The caravan master said as he bundled himself up. “I'll see you and your little town next year Feral! And I better see that rugrat runnin' around, I wanna see this town grow up!” With that, the caravaneer trudged into the snow. Over the next few weeks, several dwarves would marry: Targe and Zinc, Mona and Lev.

Late in the night, while atop the watch tower, Mantis saw prime training material: A tribe of hamstermen blundering about in the moonlit night.

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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #125 on: November 07, 2012, 04:05:37 pm »

kill them.
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« Reply #126 on: November 08, 2012, 10:35:47 pm »

The Militia returned late the following night, all of them spattered with blood of their prey; Corai had taken to joining them in the field as well, saying that fighting was “A great deal of fun! Almost as much fun as trade!” With that statement he solidified no matter what he was always going to be a businessdwarf first. Feral issued a blanket order to bring in the bodies as their usual precaution. They did report something curious however.

A hobgoblin caravan from Silveni Fimaca has arrived.

Corai seemed overjoyed at the chance to ply his trade; the others were somewhat more leery of the greenskins. Feral told them to set their fears aside however, as any wagon-leading merchants were contacts of their friends from home. Mantis meanwhile, said that a small herd of giant boar had made an appearance, and wanted to hunt them down for more food and crafts. Feral approved of the mission and sent them on their way; if they succeeded, they'd feast like kings this Obsidian.

The militia streamed out, weapons in hand. As they marched into the herd's midst, several scattered away making various snorts and other noises at the presence of dwarves in the snow. The group quickly surrounded and engaged a sow; She was only average in size, but still a gigantic creature by Dwarven standards. Wax struck first, shattering and breaking away one of its tusks as it charged by him into the waiting blades of Corai and Mantis. Corai managed to land a slash which took away one of it's legs (much to Mantis's annoyance) and Usi caught up and planted his pick in its side While Osprey lept upon it and slammed his daggers home in its remaining back leg. The beast flailed helplessly on it's side until Corai delivered a deathblow stab through it's skull. “A fine kill! This big gal will make a good roast!” Corai said happily. “Rest not, more swine seek to die.” Wax said in his strange combat manner.

The group split, Osprey and Corai quickly falling upon another boar While Mantis skulked off into the light snowfall alone. Osprey and Corai continued swift persuits, bringing down two more boars in rapid succession as Mantis felled two in her own lonesome hunt. Not long after however, as they chased a boar through the grass, a horrifying event happened.

An ambush! Curse them! [I evidently forgot to take away crossbows from the goblins. How I have no idea but they will die all the same.]

Marksmen led by a goblin slave driver had opened up on the militia. Usi being closest, seemed to change almost immediately, moving in such fluid and rapid motions that before the others even realized hat had happened, the enemy leader and one of his cohorts lay dead and the rest scattered. [I blinked and he killed the lasher and one of the marksgobs. Kinda freaked me out.] “Usi my boy, that was truly a stunning display of what humans would all sheer badassery!” Corai said happily, patting the Battleminer on the back. “Congratulations later. Everyone remain on alert, more may  come.” Mantis said, sheathing her Falcion carefully. “We have the merchant guard to deal with anything else.” Corai said, poking the disemboweled remains of the goblin slave driver. “That may be, but we will do a better job of protecting our own.” Mantis shot back, motioning for the rag-tag militia to follow her beneath a still-standing larch to shelter themselves from the light snowfall and wait, though before they went, Usi looted the dead marksgoblin of his helmet and breastplate, as did Corai and Mantis of the slaver driver with Corai taking the breastplate and Mantis the helmet. When Mona asked Corai why he took it, he said rather simply “Because it's shiny of course! Why else?” Suddenly Mantis went rigid and began looking around as if she'd been jabbed by an unknown assailant. “Something isn't right.” she muttered almost inaudibly. “Besides the greenskins in our trade depot?” Wax said jokingly. “Silence! Listen....” They did so, but only the distant caws of crowfolk could be heard. Suddenly the could faintly hear cursing coming from over a snow drift. The squad moved silently through the snow following Mantis' lead. They spied a group of goblins, knee deep in snow: several goblins armed with pikes and one with a hammer made of some kind of iron. One of the pikegoblins had blundered into an animal trap, and had blown their squad's cover.

Mantis looked each over carefully. None but the leader had a shield, and all only had as much protection as their vital organs demanded; a fatal flaw against a dwarf armed with a falcion. “Right then. These fools can't defend as well as they could using those cumbersome pikes. But we're going to gut their leader. That should scatter the rest. If we can kill more, good. If not it matters little if they flee.” The others nodded and looked over the drift, seeing the goblins fumbling with the locks on the cage. The group took a deep breath and made their move.

It ended rapidly with the goblins left in a frozen snowy blood spattered mess. Mantis felled one alone, while Osprey and Corai killed one together, Osprey cutting out its legs while Corai delivered several blows to it's chest and sides shattering bones through its copper armor before a thrust of bright red incindium through the opening in the goblin's helmet finished the hapless invader. Mona, Usi, and Mantis however, struck individuals. In two swift parries and a counterstrike, Usi let out a yell of triumph, his icy blue pickaxe spattered with the blood of his victim. Mantis suffered some nasty bruises from a shaft to her midsection when her opponent ducked a slash, but she too stood victorious over her enemy, who had been quickly liberated of their extremities. Mona relentlessly battered her foe, punching him in the face forcefully enough to send their front teeth flying in all direction. She looked up momentarily from her woozy foe and called out “Corai! Watch out!” as the goblin hammersergeant charged from behind as he tried to wrench his sword from the dead pikegoblin's head. He was too late to respond, suffering broken bones in his right leg as the hammer struck home. He went to break Corai's other leg, but was grabbed by his helmet and thrown off balance by Mantis, who quickly swung and rendered the goblin's shield arm limp and useless. Corai, not letting broken bones get in his way to surviving the fight and winning, tried to swing again, but his slashes and thrusts were awkward at best and failed to find a make as Mantis Shoved him over Corai. The fighter righted himself quickly, and swung low at Osprey who had joined Mantis in saving the injured merchant-soldier, giving a rather unpleasant bruise and sending Osprey on his face. However, the opening was enough: Mantis swung and hacked away the goblin's hammer arm at the elbow. Osprey, agitated at being sent into the snow face first, stabbed the goblin in the foot, his cries signaling something important being damaged. The goblin fell on top of Osprey while Mantis delivered a blade to his upper arm, slicing away most of the meat like an expert butcher. The goblin's flailing caused him to kick Corai in the side of the head, Corai letting out a curse as he felt his ear tear in places. “Come on and kill him already before he decides to tear my beard off!” Corai said angrily. After nearly a full minute of carving away more pieces of the goblin who refused to lie down and die until blood loss claimed him, Corai passed out, his last utterance being “Jus' send someone when ya git tha chance...” the pain causing a mild bit a slurred speech as he faded into unconsciousness.

Wax sat up, dazed and confused. In front of him stood a highwood he hadn't noticed before, the bark about his face level having been cracked.



[Two ambushes ina row with Corai suffering a broken leg but us otherwise winning. We also had a massivly succesful boar hunt, with Mantis bagging two solo. Dunno what the hell Wax was doing during the second ambush, hence the written explanation of him running face first into a tree and not realizing what happened.]

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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #127 on: November 09, 2012, 01:34:58 am »

Heh. Well, I'm glad you didn't lose anyone.
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« Reply #128 on: November 09, 2012, 03:26:46 pm »

epic. just epic.
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« Reply #129 on: November 11, 2012, 01:52:35 pm »

[Firstly, our ledger of trade with the hobgoblins.]

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Mantis briefly went and fetched Stone to bring Corai in, along with Feral coming along to rearm the trap and Andi bringing the prisoner in. Mantis had the rest of the militia stand their ground around the battle site to watch over the dwarves of the stockade as they cleaned up the battle. Bins were grabbed and stuffed with weapons, armor tucked away, and the half frozen bodies and dismembered limbs dragged in to keep them out of necromantic hands. The following patrols saw snow beginning to melt. In anticipation a particularly large larch log was laid across the river and cleanup suspended. Sadly, in the chaos of the ambushes and rushing to trade and collect the bodies, much of the boar hunt lie rotting outside the prep station. The militia began armoring themselves more thoroughly, taking the body armor and helmets off the fallen goblins, and in light of worn out attire, the settlers began to take what they could off the bodies of the fallen. “With any luck we'll be able to sow some fields any day now.” Feral said looking on the thinning ice on the river. He anchored the larch in place and three days into the new year, the ice began to slowly break away until eventually the river flowed freely once more. Anvil seemed happy, as she'd made a fishing rod over the winter and was eager to try it out. More barrels were made in light of their new provisions, and the plants and general brewables found a new home amongst the seed stockpile due to all the meat and fish they had purchased or cut away from the giant boars that hadn't a chance to rot.

A zephyr also met an unfortunate end when Usi was aiding in the recovery of remains. As he always had his trophy-knife with him, the poor little creature didn't survive longer than a few seconds as he delivered a slash to one leg, a bone crushing kick to the other and a daggerpoint through his skull. The Hobgoblins commended him for his speed, as Zephyrs plagued them as well in their overland fortresses and few hobgoblins could catch the annoying ratfolk because of their fleetness when spotted. Feral had one final floodgate installed as well, to make controlling the flow of clean well water easier. ”We almost have what we need. Hey, greenskins.” Feral said to the merchants. “Yes dwarf?” The caravan master said back. “If you run across any elves or xelics in your travels, tell then we'll be waiting to trade with them. And tell your honorless cousins we have one of their men and if they want him back, they'll have to fight us for him.” The Hobgoblin laughed. “We'll do so. We'll be out of your beards by the end of the month, it has been truly an honor to see your warriors fight.” The two nodded as the hobgoblins began to pack up while others finished meals they had. The prep station over the week had become a rather nasty place as well, meat and excess tissues rotting in the preparation shops making the place reek worse than the growing piles of elephant and beetle dung. They tried to save as much as they could but much of their recently acquired meat, with nowhere to be stored, was lost. Cobalt had also begun helping Squid, who'd been wearing herself ragged trying to help with clean up and setting Corai's broken bones. He was seen to promptly when Cobalt offered to help. Feral and Targe began to take shifts in making barrels, and food storage was finally not an issue anymore. The irrigation channel also found itself awaiting one set of cogs to be put into action, and with any luck Corai would be able to stand up and see the pumps lay the foundation for the fields.

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By the second week of Slate, the merchants had long gone and Corai was up an about again, something he was happy about. The cogs were being put in place and an additional storeroom was dug and supports erected so a repeat of the last boar hunt wouldn't occur. Another good event, was the birth of a new giant beetle nymph. Giant ravens passed through on a seasonal migration, and more highwoods were felled to extend the stockade to take in the fields. But another disturbing thing was discovered: A Violet Xelic snatcher. Usi was again the one to run across it and he leapt into action, his newly acquired mattock cutting into the chitin of its right lower leg and pulling it away like it was dirt or stone. He made sure it couldn't run after it fell, planting his boot on its chest and carving away it's entire left leg at the hip. “What is it with you little creeps!? We don't have anything worth stealing here!” Usi said angrily. He stomped on one hand and shattered it, before bringing his mattock down on another and splitting it, tearing tissues under the chitin, and in a feeble counter attack, the xelic swatted  him in the side of the head with its snatching bag, only to have the offending hand cut away. Now thoroughly irritated, Usi swung repeatedly into its midsection until he had mined his way through the entire lower half, the bug's chittering language and cries ceasing about halfway through. When he told Feral what happened, Mantis said to leave the remains to rot, as they'd eventually become usable bits of chitin when the innards rotted away and were consumed by maggots and rats.

By late Slate, Feral had decided that they needed a few new pairs of pants and some shirts, and with their ample leather from the hunts they went to work. Mantis also commented that it'd at least soften blows better than silk or fabric as well. Also, a caravan had come signaling no migrants and that the time fore trade had come again, but it also meant the enemy could be close by.



[Yup, there's another update! now if you'll excuse me, Wax is fighting off a bugbear ambush.]

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« Reply #130 on: November 11, 2012, 02:43:41 pm »

[And a rapidfire update about the battle! Wax is once more a hero!]

As expected, the enemy came; Some of the dwarves were busy near the mine shaft entry when they attacked, but Wax was thankfully there to fight. The leader of the sudden attack was a bugbear manceman, leading a number of hammerbears. Knowing from Osprey's fight last year what to do, Wax attacked the macebear with his first swing destroying and tearing away its arm. The bear swung its morningstar in vain as Wax parried with his pick and got in a counterattack, his pick tearing away its right foot. “Come brute, show me what passes for fury among your misbegotten kind!” Wax said as he blocked and dodged two more attacks. The hammerbears were closing fast; if he wanted himself and those in the mine to survive he had to slay the macebear quickly. A poorly swung morningstar as the bear fell over cost the beast it's weapon hand, and he quickly tore away the rest of its ruined leg. The bear attempted to flee, only to have it's hand ruined further as he punctured it with his pick. It tried to kick him away managing to bruise Wax's upper leg but it was for naught, as he grabbed the leg and used it to turn the over-sized brute over, and slammed his pick into its body, destroying the scale armor it wore and tearing the tool downward, dragging its guts out behind it. The hammer bears seemed to become instantly fearful as Wax tore his pick free and told the macebear “You did not deserve the right to lead this band in battle!” As he said this he delivered another blow to the body, its copper scale mail offering pitiful protection by this point. In desperation it managed to throw a punch that did nothing and quickly found its other leg ripped away by the battleminer. Finally, Wax raised his pick, the hammerbears staring in sheer horror as  he said “And now the Queen's Mercy is bestowed.” And with that, plowed his pick into the macebear's skull. The Hammerbears, utterly dismayed at the loss of their chieftan, broke ranks and began to try and push their way up hill to safty, but Wax had already chosen another victim. “If your miserable gods had wanted you to live, they would not have created me!” he shouted, before issuing a challenge of “Now stand your ground and face me filth!” He missed his first swing and chased the beast up the hill a few feet and managed to tear away one arm from the fleeing beast. It had blundered away, knocking Wax back down the hill into one of its comrades which he decided, being closer, was equally deserving of death. He continued as he had, this terrified and confused hammerbear doing nothing to defend itself save one hasty swing of a maul  as he tumbled downhill. The poor wretch didn't make it far after that, the other four hammerbears, one gushing blood from one armless stump, fled into the denser forests.

Mona and Corai came out of the shaft with weapons drawn and ready, only to see Wax dusting himself off, bugbear blood and viscera clinging to his pick hand and beard. “Hey guys! Missed a good bit of fun out here!” Corai beamed as he looked over the mess of severed limbs and spilled guts. “I should say so! Couldn't leave one for us?” Wax pointed to the thrashing bushes and saplings. “There's a bunch still out there, but it's not really worth chasing them into the deepwoods. I actually think one just dropped from the lack of blood.” Mona seemed relieved, while Corai gave Wax a pat on the back and said “Good man! I'm sure if one of us goes funny in the head you'll be lauded as a hero on an artifact! Hell, I may have to arrange a party to celebrate your victory!” Wax waved a dismissive hand, saying “Nah man, it's fine. Just doing the 'Battle' half  of the Battleminer job description.” “Hey, talk later. We got gems and goods to move!” Ringo said as she came out of the freshly dug gem storage in the mine. “Whatcha mean my fine Potash maker?” She pointed to a train of elves, both the metal-clad wagon leaders and wood elves. “Lots of trade needing to be done. Lots of gems to be moved, and now a bunch of chopped up bugbears to be dumped and cleaned up. Chop chop guys!” She said, grabbing the macebear's mutilated body and starting to drag it towards the stockade. “Don't say chop.” Wax said sadly as he grabbed a bundle of severed limbs.



[Alrighty, post of the dwarves has been updated. Greatwyrm and Insanity's dwarves have earned some rather nice titles in thier battles.]

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« Reply #131 on: November 11, 2012, 04:56:54 pm »

“Hail dwarves! Glad to see you're all still alive and well! Our Hobgoblin friends said that you'd been attacked and we feared the worst.” The High Elven caravan master said. “Yeah, but our militia is made of a bunch of tough and enthusiastic dwarves, so they never had a chance.” Feral said as he greeted all the pointy eared merchants. They brought a good assortment of animals, many of them giant; Mantis would have a field day if she were given the chance to gut them. There was a minor tussle that spooked several dwarves, and was found that Slade, who'd joined the milita the other day and still hadn't gotten his helmet from the loot piles in the field had run across a kobold and roundly slaughtered it, dragging the body by the Depot and leaving it's clothes to be traded without saying a word. “Grim fellow isn't he?” Feral shook his head. “Nah. I just don't think the poor dwarf ever killed an ant in his life, and he just went and stomped that poor little 'bold to bloody paste.”

The dwarves continued working quickly and diligently, trading quickly with the wood elves while the high elves unpacked. A Sand Raider slaver was spotted but as he attempted to flee was given a single terrifyingly strong punch to the face and killed instantly as he passed through the small access door in the stockade facing the hill. Wax was again hailed a great protector for this, as he'd been the one to kill it, though he admitted he didn't know it was there and just punched it cause it was taller than him. Targe trained the giant ant drone, purchased from the wood elves to fight as he had the beetles, and requested that nesting boxes be made and the hardier females of the crabs and beetles be allowed to nest to increase their supply of fighting animals. As trade concluded, Lev and Corai handed in the seasonal trade report and went back to their respective hobbies. Mantis however, was on edge, as more giant flying squirrels were spotted while she was out patrolling.

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And as Mid-Summer officially arrived on the calendar, Ringo operated the pumps, and the soil was ready to be sown.

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Re: The Story of Limulid, Goldenrocks.
« Reply #132 on: November 11, 2012, 06:06:44 pm »

if you gods wanted you to live? typo much?
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« Reply #133 on: November 11, 2012, 06:13:14 pm »

Typo what typo I dont see that typo......

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« Reply #134 on: November 11, 2012, 06:16:15 pm »

Oh, good haul from the traders.

Any plans for that Orichalcum?
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