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[Yoink]

"YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW ADVENTURE THIS PLACE IS CRAZY"

>ROCK BACK AND FORTH WHIMPERING

[GoombaGeek]

WAIT UH UM WAIT I KNOW.

USE CUSHION TO CUSION IMPACT ON THE MOON AND TRAIN.

TABLE POWER CAN DO ALL.

[4]
THE CUSHION HAS BROKEN! THE MOON, TRAIN, HELL, AND TABLE PLANET ARE STILL ALL FLYING AT EACH OTHER!

THE ONLY SAFE PERSON IS FURTUKA WHO IS ON THE UNNAMED PLANET (FORMERLY HOME TO TABLE HELL TOWN).

"YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW ADVENTURE THIS PLACE IS CRAZY"

>ROCK BACK AND FORTH WHIMPERING

[2]
YOU ROCK AND BEGIN TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF
YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE
YOU FALL ONTO A CAGE TRAP
YOU ARE CAPTURED
YOU ARE EJECTED INTO SPACE
YOU SLAM INTO THE FLYING COMPUTER MODULE

[Xantalos]

THROW CHEESE
KILL NONSWEDISH WITH MAYO

[Yoink]

"OH COME ON"

>CLING ON FOR DEAR LIFE

>PONDER BREATHABLE AIR

"COME. ON. I THOUGHT I WAS THE PROTAGONIIIIIIST!!"

>ASSESS WHAT SORT OF MODULE THIS IS

>ATTEMPT TO SCAVENGE OTHER PARTS FOR SPACESHIP MID-FLIGHT

[misko27]

WAIT I THOUGHT TABLE PLANET DOESN'T EXIST.

ATTACH TABLE ROCKETS TO EVERYTHING TO SLOW BLOW.

SHOOT TABLE LASERS AT STUFF AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

ABSORB TABLE PLANET INTO ADDITIONAL CARS FOR GLORIOUS SPACE TRAIN

HOOK UP WHEELS TO SPEED UP LEVER FOR INFINITE SPEEDING UP

NEVER!

[Graknorke]

USE TABLE ROCKETS TO MAKE THE MOON'S ORBIT MORE ECCENTRIC, ALLOWING US PASSAGE. CAN TABLES EVEN MAKE ROCKETS? I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE, SEEING AS THEY CAN CREATE SPACE-ORBIT WORTHY STRUCTURES.

IF THE ROCKETS DON'T WORK, USE THE POWER OF TABLE LASERS.

((OOC: I AM KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT ALL OF THESE ACTIONS I KEEP HINGING EVERYTHING ON, I HAVEN'T HAD A BAD ROLL IN A WHILE...))

[GoombaGeek]

SOME OF YOU SEEM CONFUSED ABOUT ALL THIS

I DREW YOU AN EASY UNDERSTANDING GAME GUIDE



STACK OF TABLES + TABLE TOWN NOT VISIBLE AT THIS SCALE

[LordSlowpoke]

ABSORB TABLE PLANET INTO ADDITIONAL CARS FOR GLORIOUS SPACE TRAIN

HOOK UP WHEELS TO SPEED UP LEVER FOR INFINITE SPEEDING UP

[Graknorke]

CONVINCE DISTANT TABLES TO NOT BE TURNED INTO ADDITIONAL CARS.
CONTINUE WITH PLANS OF BLOWING UP MOON WITH TABLE LASERS.

[hops]

BECOME GOOMBAGEEKORATH

[Furtuka]

BLOW UP THE MOON DBZ STYLE

[GreatWyrmGold]

PRACTICE CARPENTRY.
MAKE FEMALE TABLEGGIANS.
BREED MORE TABLEGGIANS.
ASK GM NICELY.

WAIT WHY AM I NOT ON THE TRAIN?

[Spinal_Taper]

BE MAYOR OF TRAIN-VILLE.

[GoombaGeek]

ABSORB TABLE PLANET INTO ADDITIONAL CARS FOR GLORIOUS SPACE TRAIN

HOOK UP WHEELS TO SPEED UP LEVER FOR INFINITE SPEEDING UP

[2]
TABLE PLANET NOT ABSORBED
YOU LOOK FOR WHEELS BUT FAIL TO FIND ANY
WAIT
WASN'T THERE A SWIVEL CHAIR SOMEWHERE?

CONVINCE DISTANT TABLES TO NOT BE TURNED INTO ADDITIONAL CARS.
CONTINUE WITH PLANS OF BLOWING UP MOON WITH TABLE LASERS.

[2]
TABLES DON'T LISTEN
TABLES WEREN'T GOING TO ANYWAY
YOU CONTINUE PLOTTING WITH MISKO
A CONCENTRATED TABLE BLAST COULD POUND SMALLER BITS INTO DUST
BUT THE MOON IS TOO BIG
HMM...

BECOME GOOMBAGEEKORATH

[√-1]
SUCCESS

BLOW UP THE MOON DBZ STYLE

[∞ LIMIT EXCEEDED ∞]
YOU, MISKO AND GRAKNORKE FORM A COUNCIL
FORTUNATELY THEY WERE ABLE TO CLIMB BACK DOWN THE TABLE STACK JUST AS HELL LIFTED OFF
YOU ARE THE LAST THREE BEINGS LEFT ON THE UNNAMED PLANET
IT'S ON!

PRACTICE CARPENTRY.
MAKE FEMALE TABLEGGIANS.
BREED MORE TABLEGGIANS.
ASK GM NICELY.

WAIT WHY AM I NOT ON THE TRAIN?

[1]
YOU CANNOT
YOU WERE EJECTED INTO SPACE
YOINK CRASHED INTO YOU
YOU ARE ORBITING TABLE PLANET
HOW ESCAPE?

BE MAYOR OF TRAIN-VILLE.

[3]
ONLY IF MISKO AND GRAKNORKE LET YOU!

[GreatWyrmGold]

SEQUENCE GENETIC CODE OF TABLEGGIANS
EJECT TABLEGGIANS, YOINK SO I CAN CRASH INTO TABLE PLANET
AIM FOR RESEARCH STATION