FONDLY REGARD SPECIAL RELATIVITY OCCURRING ABOARD TRAIN
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THIS TAKES ME BACK...
TURN FORMER CONTROL TABLE INTO FEMALE TABLEGGIANS
DETERMINE STATE OF DEFENSIVE MODULES
CONVICE LORDSLOWPOKE THAT HE CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE
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YOU CAN'T, YOUR CARPENTRY SKILL IS NOT YET HIGH ENOUGH
ALSO YOU ARE MAROONED IN SPACE, REMEMBER?
DEFENSIVE MODULES STILL CONSIST OF A TISSUE ON A STRING, EXCEPT THIS TIME, THE STRING IS FISHING LINE
LORDSLOWPOKE REMAINS UNCONVINCED
DIG HOLE UNDER HELL AND KICK IT HARD ENOUGH TO LAUNCH IT INTO SPACE
REMEMBER TO GRAB ONTO IT BEFORE IT FLIES AWAY
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HOLE IS DUG UNDER HELL BY YOUR INCREDIBLY MANLY FINGERNAILS
TRAGEDY STRIKES, ONE OF YOUR FINGERNAILS BENDS BACKWARDS
YOU LOOK AT IT AND ARE VERY PERTURBED, BUT YOU KICK HELL INTO SPACE ANYWAY
WAIT, WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO-
SHIT
THERE GOES HELL
LEAD TABBLEGIAN REVOLT.
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HOWEVER
YOU ARE NOT ON THE SPACE TRAIN
AND HAVE NO WAY TO COMMUNICATE
ALTHOUGH YOU WILL CATCH UP WHEN HELL (FLYING THROUGH SPACE, REMEMBER) HITS THE TRAIN
WAIT A MINUTE
WHAT'S THAT IN THE WAY
IT'S THE MOON
OH SHITIT WILL TAKE TEAMWORK TO DESTROY THE MOON
OR ELSE EVERYONE WILL BE CRUSHED
AND I WILL INSTATE A STRICT RULESET
YOU'D BETTER WORK TOGETHER TO PREVENT THIS
LEAD TABBLEGIAN REVOLT.
WHO ARE YOU REVOLTING AGAINST? THE ONLY NATIONS LEFT ARE THE TABLE TOWN OF HELL (WHICH YOU ARE A PART OF), AND THE TRAIN GOVERNMENT.
THE FIENDISH GREATWYRM.
THEN I SHALL ALSO LEND MY RESOURCES TO THE OVERTHROW OF THIS FLAGRANT DISREGARD OF TABLE RIGHTS.
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YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE
OF TABLE-POWERED DICTATORS IN SPACE HELL
"HELLO?! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?"
>WEAR MEDALLION AROUND NECK, WAIT IN MY PROTECTIVE CIRCLE OF CAGE TRAPS AND SEE IF I CAN HEAR ANYONE THING
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YOU YELL, BUT ALL YOU HEAR IS A GENTLE CLICKING
SUDDENLY A SCREAMING COMPUTER FLASHES PAST OUTSIDE THE WINDOW
ALSO OUTSIDE THE WINDOW IS THE MOON AND SPACE HELL
WELP
EAT MAYO
DESTROY REALITY
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YOU EAT THE MAYO
REALITY IS DESTROYED
EAT REALITY
DESTROY MAYO
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YOU EAT REALITY
IT MAGICALLY REFORMS OUTSIDE OF YOU
MAYONNAISE IS DESTROYED, OH NO
BECOME SHEOGORATH
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YOU FAIL MISERABLY AND GO INSANE
COME BACK TO A LIFE. ASSIMILATE TRAIN.
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YOU COME BACK TO LIFE
HOWEVER, TRAIN IS NOT ASSIMILATED DUE TO DEEP SPACE MAGNETIC FIELDS BEING EMITTED BY...
STEER TRAIN TO CRASH INTO YOINK AS SOON AS YOINK FINISHES SPEAKING
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WAIT IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
LORDSLOWPOKE IS NOT MAGNETIC
YOU TRY TO STEER THE TRAIN
UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS NO STEERING LEVER
ONLY THE SPEED UP LEVER
YOU PULL IT, AGAIN
THE TRAIN SPEEDS UP
THE ACCELERATION MAKES YOUR LIPS STICK TO YOUR GUMS
COME BACK TO A LIFE. ASSIMILATE TRAIN.
HINDER THIS ACTION.
ESPECIALLY THE SECOND PART.
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...IT WAS HIS MAGNETIC FIELDS!
EVEN IF THEY WERE WEAK
THEY DID OK
HOORAY
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