LEAD KOBOLD ASSAULT AND OVERTHROW THE CHAIR MENACE!
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KOBOLDS FOLLOW YOU INTO BATTLE
THEY LEAP ONTO CHAIR AND STEAL SHINY BITS
THEY RUN AWAY WITH SHINY
YOU ALONE
YOU SAD
LEAD KOBOLD ASSAULT AND OVERTHROW THE CHAIR MENACE!
AID THIS WITH TABLE POWERS.
ESTABLISH TABLEOCRACY
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MISKO SHOOTS TABLE HAND
TABLE BEAM HITS REMAINING CHAIR CHASSIS
CHAIR DISINTEGRATES
ARRIVE AT TUMBLEWEED VALLEY
FILL TRAIN WITH TUMBLEWEED PURCHASED FROM FINE TUMBLEWEED SALESPERSON, ALSO BUY WATER
DEPOSIT LEFTOVER CURRENCY IN NATIONAL BANK OF TUMBLEWEEDS
HEAD TO HELL, DISPENSING FREE WATER ON THE WAY
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SADLY TUMBLEWEED VALLEY WAS DESTROYED BY THE NEW DIMENSIONAL RIFT
IT TAKE SPINNING A 10 TWICE IN ROW TO RESTORE OLD UNIVERSE
OR CONTRIVED PLOT DEVICE INVOLVING TUMBLEWEED VALLEY MEDALLION
YOU PICK UP HELL TUMBLEWEED BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME
GET TELEPORTED TO ZOMBIE DIMENSION FROM RAR.RAWR EXPLOSION
START HUMAN PLAGUE THAT TURN ZOMBIES INTO HUMAN
BRING ANTI-ZOMBIE VIRUS BACK TO HOME DIMENSION
GET TO CORRECT DIMENSION THIS TIME AFTER ESCAPING THE MISSED DIMENSION
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YOU LOST BETWEEN DIMENSIONS BECAUSE OLD DIMENSION DOESN'T EXIST
YOU OUTSIDE HELL FOR SOME REASON
IS WEIRD
BUT I WAS ALREADY ZOMBIE.
KNOCK OWN JAW OFF.
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YOU PUNCH OFF JAW
JAW GOES FLYING
YOU LOOK BADASS
REBOOT.
ASSESS SITUATION.
DETERMINE WHAT TESTS CAN BE RUN.
RUN TESTS.
USE !!SCIENTIFIC!! METHOD.
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YOU REBOOT SUCCESSFULLY
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SUBMERGED OIL COOLING SYSTEM
YOU FEEL TOO HOT
SITUATION: IN SPACE
COAL TENDER FILLED WITH LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE
TRAIN DRIVER HAS ACCESS TO SPEED UP LEVER, YOU SPEED UP MORE
YOU VISITING PLANETS, GIVING AWAY LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN
TESTS THAT CAN BE RUN: DUMP REMAINING ZOMBLOB IN LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN TANK
ZOMBLOB FLAYED INTO SUPERHEATED GASES WITHIN SECONDS
CONCLUSION: AWESOME
BURN ZOMBIES
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YOU ARE IN HELL
YOU LOCATE FIRE
YOU GRAB FIRE
YOU THROW FIRE AT ZOMBIES
ZOMBIES ON FIRE
ZOMBIES DO NOT BURN WELL
YOU ATTACKED BY FLAMING ZOMBIES, OH NO