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[Yoink]

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BARRICADE SOMETHING

[GoombaGeek]

WENT BACK TO D12
SPINNYTHING MAY HAVE NOT HAD PROPER RNG

FIRE SWEDISH GUMBALLS AT ZOMBEH
MAKE ZOMBEH ASPLODE

[5]
YOU WOULD MAKE WORK IF D6
BUT SADLY
IS D12
ONE GUMBALL HIT ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE ARM FALLS OFF
ZOMBIE ARM CRAWLS TO CITY TOO
NICE DONE

PUNISH MISKO.
LETHALLY, IF POSSIBLE.

SIXES ARE SUCCEEDING TOO WELL, NOT NOT AT ALL.

[3]
MISKO HAS TWO HURTING FEET ONE MISSING HAND AND ONE BROKEN HAND
HE IS ALREADY PUNISHED

RETURN TO EXISTENCE
REUNITE WITH LOVING WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARM.

[7]
YOU ARE LOVING COUPLE
YOU GO TO CITY

SMASH HIM BRAIN IN!

[9]
YOU PUNCH IN BRAIN
BRAIN CRACKS
IS ZOMBIE
DOES NOTHING

HIDE

BARRICADE SOMETHING

[7]
YOU HIDE IN FLAMING TRAIN BITS
YOU BARRICADE HOLE IN CEILING
YOU PUT IN PORTAL GUN ROOM BY GREATWYRMGOLD
NOW WHAT DO

[Yoink]

>CHECK FOR TRAPS

>MAKE HUMOROUS COMMENT

[GoombaGeek]

I HOLD DOWN BUTTON ON SPINNY THING FOR BETTER RANDOMNESS
MAYBE IT WORK BETTER

>CHECK FOR TRAPS

>MAKE HUMOROUS COMMENT

[9 (RED)]
LIMIT EXCEEDED
YOU LOOK FOR TRAPS
HERE IS HOW IT HAPPENS
@^
WOW
LOADED CAGE TRAP
YOU SAY
"IT'S A TRAP"
HEH HEH
IS FUNNY

[LordSlowpoke]

DESTROY CITY

SOLVE PROBLEM

[Yoink]

>HUDDLE IN CORNER BEHIND TRAP

>EXAMINE REST OF ROOM THINGY

[Slayerhero90]

RIP HIM TOOTHES OUT!

[GoombaGeek]

DESTROY CITY

SOLVE PROBLEM

[9 (RED)]
YOU DESTROY CITY
CITY IS SAD
CITY REGROWS AS TABLE TOWN
YOU ARE NOW IN TABLE TOWN

>HUDDLE IN CORNER BEHIND TRAP

>EXAMINE REST OF ROOM THINGY

[4 (RED)]
YOU EXAMINE THE ROOM
^^^
^@^
^^^
IT IS UNKNOWN HOW YOU GOT IN

RIP HIM TOOTHES OUT!

[6 (YELLOW)]
YOU RIP TOOTH OUT
ZOMBIE BITES YOUR ARM
YOU HURT
YOU MAY BECOME ZOMBIE

[Slayerhero90]

BITE ZOMBIE!

[Xantalos]

SUMMON ACTUAL HIM

[Slayerhero90]

SUMMON ACTUAL HIM

WAT.

[Graknorke]

ELECT SELF AS TABLE TOWN MAYOR AND TELL WIFE TO BE AS MINISTER OF FINANCE
PLAN TO OVERTHROW GOVERNMENT

[GoombaGeek]

BITE ZOMBIE!

[7 (RED)]
YOU BITE ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE TASTES LIKE ZOMBIE
YOU BECOME ZOMBIE

SUMMON ACTUAL HIM

[3 (GREEN)]
YOU FAIL THE SUMMONING
YOU ARE SAD
SUDDENLY YOU TURN INTO HIM

ELECT SELF AS TABLE TOWN MAYOR AND TELL WIFE TO BE AS MINISTER OF FINANCE
PLAN TO OVERTHROW GOVERNMENT

[1 (YELLOW)]
YOU ELECT SELF
WIFE WOULD BE ELECTED IF YOU HAD A WIFE
TABLES DON'T UNDERSTAND DEMOCRACY
YOU ARE MAYOR
YOU ARE GOVERNMENT
YOU ARE OVERTHROW SELF
YOU FALL OFF YOUR BALCONY
YOU LAND ON TABLE
SPINE BROKEN

[Xantalos]

TURN WORLD INTO HELL
REVEAL TRUE FORM

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[Graknorke]

CRY AT POTENTIAL OF PARALYSIS.