GRILLCINERATE TRAIN
[4 (RED)]
TRAIN IS SLIGHTLY CHARRED
TREE IS ALSO BURNING
TREE PANIC
SCREW IT.
THAT WAS NOT AN ACTION.
LOCK ALL DOORS AND SEAL ALL EXITS! CATALOGUE ALL ABOARD AND PLAY SOOTHING MUSIC. DIVIDE EVERYONE INTO PAIRS OF SIMILAR PEOPLE.
CREATE DEFENSE SYSTEM FOR MYSELF. DO NOT LET VITAL COMPONENTS BE DAMAGED BY REDIRECTED DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS.
[6 (YELLOW)]
HIGHEST SPINNYTHING ROLL SO FAR
HOLE IN ROOF CANNOT BE LOCKED
DOOR IS BROKEN BY ZOMBLOBS AND TREE
DOOR TO DASHBOARD IS LOCKED BY FLIMSY 3-DIGIT COMBO LOCK
YOU TAKE NOTE OF ALL ABOARD
- MISKO WANDERED BACK ON BECAUSE HIS REMAINING UNINJURED LIMB WAS GETTING TIRED
- CHUNKS ARE DEAD OF RADIATION
- ZOMBLOBS ARE ROLLING AROUND OUTSIDE AND GETTING EATED BY A FLAMING TREE
- GOOMBAGEEK HAS REFORMED HIMSELF BECAUSE
SCREW YOU- LOUD WHISPERS TREE IS BUSY SOLVING THE UNIVERSE
YOU TRY TO SEGREGATE ALL ON BOARD
YOU WAIT UNTIL ZOMBLOB ROLLS INTO CHUNKS ROOM AND LOCK DOOR
ZOMBLOB LOOKS SAD
GOOMBAGEEK IS CLIMBING LOUD WHISPERS TREE WITH THE ELECTROSPINNYTHING'S POWER OF DESTINY
MISKO IS ALL ALONE, POOR THING
FURTUKA IS BEING FAT SOMEWHERE
DEFENSE SYSTEM CONSISTS OF TISSUE ON STRING
WHEN DANGEROUS HAPPENS, STRING FALLS DOWN WITH TISSUE
TISSUE MISFIRES AND FALLS ONTO SPEED UP LEVER
(YES YOU FAILED THE LAST SENTENCE DUE TO 6)
ZOMBIES RUN ABOARD BEFORE TRAIN TAKES OFF AT SPEED OF IMPOSSIBOORU
FLAMING ANIMU TREE LEFT BEHIND DUE TO BEING FULL OF ZOMBIES AND STUFF
KICK ENGINE. AGAIN.
[6 (YELLOW)]
YOU KICK ENGINE
CRITICAL HIT
ENGINE LOSES THE GO SLOW VALVE
TRAIN GOES FASTER
YOUR OTHER FOOT HURTS
YOU CRY
THIS MAY BE ALL FOR TONIGHT
I HAVE TO SLEEP
I'M SORRY