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[Furtuka]

EXPLODE CORPSE BITS

[Xantalos]

AM FLESHTREE FROM DEMONHOOD
ATATAKI TREE IF I THINK RIGHT
>NOMSUME ZOMBEHS

[GoombaGeek]

EXPLODE CORPSE BITS

[2]
CORPSE BITS GO POP
ZOMBIES SAD

[Furtuka]

RESPAWN AS EXPLOSION INSIDE ZOMBIES

[GoombaGeek]

AM FLESHTREE FROM DEMONHOOD
ATATAKI TREE IF I THINK RIGHT
>NOMSUME ZOMBEHS

[4]
TREE EATS ZOMBIE
TREE IS TOO HEAVY FOR TRAIN
TREE PRECARIOUSLY TEETERS OVER EDGE
WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?

RESPAWN AS EXPLOSION INSIDE ZOMBIES

[6]
YOU BECOME EXPLOSION
ZOMBIES EXPLODE
IS AWESOME
ZOMBIE BITS FORM INTO BLOBS OF AMORPHOUS ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE BLOBS ROLL AROUND
ONE ZOMBIE BLOB NOMSUMED BY TREE
REST ZOMBIE BLOBS LOOK FOR BRAINS

[Xantalos]

SUDDENLY WORLD IS ME

[Furtuka]

BECOME HUMAN AND STAND ON BACKEND OF TRAIN TO BALANCE IT

[misko27]

I KNOW. APPLY FIST TO ZOMBIE ARM. APPLY AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

DO YOU SEE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS?

EDIT: NO MORE NINJAS!

[GreatWyrmGold]

BECOME GLaDos OF THE TRAIN.
BECAUSE GLaDos ISN'T GOING TO GET OMNOMNOMMED BY ZOMBIES.

DON'T GET SKIPPED

[GoombaGeek]

RESPAWN AGAIN ON BACKEND OF TRAIN TO BALANCE IT

[5]
YOU APPEAR ON BACK OF TRAIN
YOU FAT FOR SOME REASON
ZOMBLOBS ROLL TOWARDS YOU TO NOM YOU
WEIGHT BALANCES TRAIN

I KNOW. APPLY FIST TO ZOMBIE ARM. APPLY AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

DO YOU SEE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS?

EDIT: NO MORE NINJAS!

[1]
ZOMBIE APPLIES ARM TO FIST
FIST FLIES OFF IN ARC
ZOMBIES EAT FIST
YOU ONE HAND
WHAT DO

BECOME GLaDos OF THE TRAIN.
BECAUSE GLaDos ISN'T GOING TO GET OMNOMNOMMED BY ZOMBIES.

DON'T GET SKIPPED

[4]
YOU FIND CENTRAL CPU CORE OF TRAIN
YOU PLUG USB INTO CORE, TRANSFER SOUL
ZOMBIES NOM CORPSE BUT IS TOO LATE, YOU COMPUTER
YOU CONTROL SPEED UP LEVER ON DASHBOARD
TRAIN SPEED UP!

[misko27]

PUNCH ZOMBIES WITH OTHER HAND, DUH.

[Furtuka]

ROCKET PUNCH ZOMBIES

[Gentlefish]

GRAB ZOMBIE AND ZROP ZOMBIE IN FRONT OF TRAIN WHILE FLYING. ALSO DO COOL STUNTS WHILE IN MIDAIR

[Xantalos]

SUDDENLY WORLD IS ME
EAT TRAIN

[GoombaGeek]

OH I MAKE STATUS UPDATE
FURTUKA
- NOT ZOMBIE
- FAT
- IN DANGER OF ZOMBLOBS
- ONLY THING KEEPING TRAIN FROM MOAR DANGER
GWG
- CORPSE PROBABLY EATEN BY ZOMBIES
- SOUL INSIDE TRAIN COMPUTER
- TRAIN GOING FAST
MISKO
- NO HAND
- SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES
XANTALOS
- BECOME LARGE ANIMU TREE
- HAVE ANIMU IN-JOKES COCKBLOCKED
OBJECTIVE
- HAS POWER OF RAWR.RAR
- STATUS UNKNOWN
PUFFERFISH
- TRIED TO TAKE CONTROL OF D6
- FAILED
- STATUS UNKNOWN
GSF
- IS VAMPIRE KILLER
- WENT AWAY SOMEWHERE
KHH
- UNKNOWN
- ENGINEER?
SLAYERHERO90
- IS ZOMBIE QUEEN
GOOMBAGEEK
- CONTROL D6
- D6 CENTER OF ZOMBLOB
- ZOMBLOB OF DESTINY
MULLET MASTER
- IS ELF
- PROBABLY DEAD
GRAKNORKE
- TRUE LOVE OTP
LOUD WHISPERS TREE
- ONLY THING OPPOSING ZOMBIE TREE THING FROM KILL TRAIN
- VERY IMPORTANT