HI GUYS I AM FILLING IN FOR LOUD WHISPERS BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WITH THE D6 OF DESTINY
AND I'M SORRY BUT MY NAIL CLIPPERS BROKE
SUMMON SILVER HAMMERS.
THROW TABLES
[2]
YOU SUMMON A TABLE
YOU TRY TO LIFT THE TABLE TO THROW IT BUT YOUR ARM BENDS ALL FUNNY
YOU HURT
CREATE TOWN OF TABLES.
[5]
TABLES CREATE TOWN
BUILD TRAIN STATION OUT OF TABLES
TRAIN DOES NOT STOP
TABLES ARE SAD
MAN OF ACTION : FORCE TREES INTO INACTION
[2]
YOU TOUCH THE TREE
YOU BECOME AN ELF
TREE DOES NOT REACT
Oh my god this is really happening
YUM SANDWICH
GNAW ON RIGHT HAND CORPSE
[4]
YOU GNAW ON RIGHT HAND
D6 OF DESTINY IS DROPPED
NOW I HAVE TO FLIP A COIN INSTEAD
GROW 2 ARM!
[QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HEAD]
YOU GROW QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HEAD INSTEAD OF ARM
YOU ARE QUEEN OF COMMONWEALTH
YOU MURDER KATE MIDDLETON
BECOME ZOMBIE! BECAUSE ZOMBIE ALWAYS WIN IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
[1 CENT TWO MAPLE LEAVES 2004 CANADA]
YOU DO NOT BECOME ZOMBIE
ARM REGAINS POSSESSION OF D6
GAME CONTINUES
SPAWN AS TF2 ENGINEER BUILD SENTRY AND DISPENSER
[6]
YOU ARE TF2 ENGINEER
YOU NEED PARTS TO BUILD SENTRY AND DISPENSER, STEAL FROM TRAIN ENGINE
A PISTON OR SOMETHING HITS YOU IN THE HEAD
WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU ARE A ZOMBIE NEXT TO A SENTRY AND DISPENSER
> PLANT ZOMBIE TREE
[4]
YOU PLANT ZOMBIE TREE BUT IT LOOKS SOMEWHAT FLIMSY
LOUDWHISPERS TREE IS JEALOUS
TRIES TO MOVE BUT IS A TREE
SPAWN ON TRAIN AS FRED EAST, VAMPIRE KILLER.
REALIZE IN WRONG PLACE.
[5]
YOU ARE FRED EAST
YOU RUN OFF
YOU CRUSHED BY TRAIN
YOU ZOMBIE NOW
HIT ZOMBIES WITH OTHER ZOMBIES
[4]
ZOMBIES HAVE BEEN HIT
SOMEONE MAY HAVE BEEN DEZOMBIED
ASK TREE ABOUT IT