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[Furtuka]

HIT ZOMBIES WITH OTHER ZOMBIES

[GoombaGeek]

HI GUYS I AM FILLING IN FOR LOUD WHISPERS BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WITH THE D6 OF DESTINY

AND I'M SORRY BUT MY NAIL CLIPPERS BROKE

SUMMON SILVER HAMMERS.
THROW TABLES

[2]
YOU SUMMON A TABLE
YOU TRY TO LIFT THE TABLE TO THROW IT BUT YOUR ARM BENDS ALL FUNNY
YOU HURT

CREATE TOWN OF TABLES.

[5]
TABLES CREATE TOWN
BUILD TRAIN STATION OUT OF TABLES
TRAIN DOES NOT STOP
TABLES ARE SAD

MAN OF ACTION : FORCE TREES INTO INACTION

[2]
YOU TOUCH THE TREE
YOU BECOME AN ELF
TREE DOES NOT REACT

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Oh my god this is really happening

YUM SANDWICH

GNAW ON RIGHT HAND CORPSE

[4]
YOU GNAW ON RIGHT HAND
D6 OF DESTINY IS DROPPED
NOW I HAVE TO FLIP A COIN INSTEAD

GROW 2 ARM!

[QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HEAD]
YOU GROW QUEEN ELIZABETH'S HEAD INSTEAD OF ARM
YOU ARE QUEEN OF COMMONWEALTH
YOU MURDER KATE MIDDLETON

BECOME ZOMBIE! BECAUSE ZOMBIE ALWAYS WIN IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

[1 CENT TWO MAPLE LEAVES 2004 CANADA]
YOU DO NOT BECOME ZOMBIE
ARM REGAINS POSSESSION OF D6
GAME CONTINUES

SPAWN AS TF2 ENGINEER BUILD SENTRY AND DISPENSER

[6]
YOU ARE TF2 ENGINEER
YOU NEED PARTS TO BUILD SENTRY AND DISPENSER, STEAL FROM TRAIN ENGINE
A PISTON OR SOMETHING HITS YOU IN THE HEAD
WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU ARE A ZOMBIE NEXT TO A SENTRY AND DISPENSER

> PLANT ZOMBIE TREE

[4]
YOU PLANT ZOMBIE TREE BUT IT LOOKS SOMEWHAT FLIMSY
LOUDWHISPERS TREE IS JEALOUS
TRIES TO MOVE BUT IS A TREE

SPAWN ON TRAIN AS FRED EAST, VAMPIRE KILLER.

REALIZE IN WRONG PLACE.

[5]
YOU ARE FRED EAST
YOU RUN OFF
YOU CRUSHED BY TRAIN
YOU ZOMBIE NOW

HIT ZOMBIES WITH OTHER ZOMBIES

[4]
ZOMBIES HAVE BEEN HIT
SOMEONE MAY HAVE BEEN DEZOMBIED
ASK TREE ABOUT IT

[Furtuka]

TIE TRAIN TO MAILPOST

[Gentlefish]

HELL YEAH GRAB D6 FOR CONTROL OF THREAD

FAILING THAT, LEARN TO FLY

[Greenstarfanatic]

BE ON TRAIN. DRIVE TRAIN.

[GoombaGeek]

TIE TRAIN TO MAILPOST

[5]
MAILPOST IS RIPPED OUT OF GROUND
MAILPOST IS NOW ZOMBIE ON ZOMBIE TRAIN

HELL YEAH GRAB D6 FOR CONTROL OF THREAD

FAILING THAT, LEARN TO FLY

[3]
YOU JUST MISS THE D6 AND BEGIN TO FLY
YOU FLY AT ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE FALLS OVER

BE ON TRAIN. DRIVE TRAIN.

[5]
YOU ON TRAIN
YOU GO TO DASHBOARD
YOU SEE LEVER, SAYS "SPEED UP"
YOU PULL LEVER
TRAIN SPEED UP
MAILPOST EXPLODES

[Furtuka]

TIE TRAIN TO MOUNTAIN

[GoombaGeek]

TIE TRAIN TO MOUNTAIN

[1]
YOU ACCIDENTALLY HANG SELF ON MOUNTAIN
YOU NOT ZOMBIE
YOU DEAD

[Furtuka]

RESPAWN AS NOT-ZOMBIE

[GoombaGeek]

RESPAWN AS NOT-ZOMBIE

[5]
YOU RISE FROM THE DEAD AND ARE ALIVE
YOU JUMP ON TRAIN WITH SURPRISING STYLE
ZOMBIES SCARED

[hops]

DUPLIACTE RAWR
*AWR
*WAR
*RAW

[Furtuka]

YOU ZOMBIES HAVE NO SOUL LEFT
THAT IS WHY YOU ARE WEAK
PEOPLE HAVE SOUL
THAT MAKES US STRONG
WITH THE POWER OF THE D6 WE CAN DO ANYTHING
WE ARE THE PEOPLE! AND WE WILL SURVIVE!
DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

EXPLODE THE ZOMBIES WITH PURE FORCE OF AWESOMENESS

[GoombaGeek]

DUPLIACTE RAWR
*AWR
*WAR
*RAW

[6]
YOU ACQUIRE RAWR.RAR
IT IS VERY TIGHTLY PACKED
YOU TRY TO OPEN IT
IT EXPLODES

YOU ZOMBIES HAVE NO SOUL LEFT
THAT IS WHY YOU ARE WEAK
PEOPLE HAVE SOUL
THAT MAKES US STRONG
WITH THE POWER OF THE D6 WE CAN DO ANYTHING
WE ARE THE PEOPLE! AND WE WILL SURVIVE!
DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

EXPLODE THE ZOMBIES WITH PURE FORCE OF AWESOMENESS

[1]
YOU RUN AT THE ZOMBIES WIELDING YOUR SOUL
ZOMBIES GRAB SOUL
ZOMBIES EAT SOUL
YOU DIE

[Furtuka]

EXPLODE SOUL BITS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

[GoombaGeek]

EXPLODE SOUL BITS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

[1]
I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
YOUR SOUL FIZZLES OUT INSIDE ZOMBIES
ZOMBIES HUNGRY NOW
ZOMBIES EAT CORPSE
YOU INSIDE ZOMBIES