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[Slayerhero90]

BREAK OWN SPINE.

[Yoink]

>EXAMINE INVENTORY

[GoombaGeek]

TURN WORLD INTO HELL
REVEAL TRUE FORM

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[9]
I STOPPED USING COLOURS
YOU SUCCEED AND TURN TABLE TOWN INTO HELL
TABLE TOWN IS IMPROVED
TABLE GHETTOS INVADED BY KOBOLDS

CRY AT POTENTIAL OF PARALYSIS.

[9]
YOU CRY
YOU ARE ALSO MAYOR OF HELL NOW
YOU FEEL AWESOME

BREAK OWN SPINE.

[10]
YOU RIP OUT YOUR SPINE
YOU THROW SPINE AT TABLE
SPINE SHATTERS INTO BONE SHRAPNEL
YOU COLLAPSE
YOU FEEL STUPID

>EXAMINE INVENTORY

NO ROLL NEEDED FOR THIS ONE
YOU LOOK IN YOUR BACKPACK
YOU FIND
- COMMEMORATIVE TRAIN MEDALLION READING "WELCOME TO TUMBLEWEED VALLEY", MEDALLION IS LAST REMNANT OF OLD UNIVERSE
- ROLL OF EXTRA-STRONG MINTS
- A KILOGRAM OF SUBCRITICAL ²³⁵U
- A D5 OF DENSITY

[Hunger]

DROP ATOMIC BOMB ON ALL OF YOU.

[Xantalos]

STEP
ON EVERYONE WITH DEMONIC HIGH HEELS

[Yoink]

>SUCK A MINT

>EXAMINE KILOGRAM OF WEIRD STUFF

>LISTEN FOR NOISE OUTSIDE MEANWHILE

[misko27]

BITE WHEELS.

WHY WAS THIS IGNORED. YOU HATE ME.

[Graknorke]

BUILT TABLE PALACE
OFFER KOBOLDS A CHANCE AT BREAKING OUT OF POVERTY IS THEY WORK UNDER ME.

[Slayerhero90]

BREAK OWN SKULL.

[Graknorke]

BREAK OWN SKULL.

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT IF YOU HAVE NO SPINE?
YOU ARE NOT HAVING ACCESS TO YOUR ARMS!

[misko27]

BREAK OWN SKULL.

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT IF YOU HAVE NO SPINE?
YOU ARE NOT HAVING ACCESS TO YOUR ARMS!

ROLL OFF OF TRAIN? TRY THAT. THEAT WOULD PRBABLY WORK. ASK SOMEONE TO STEP ON IT FOR YOU? I WOULD, BUT I'M BUSY DEFYING SANITY.

[GoombaGeek]

DROP ATOMIC BOMB ON ALL OF YOU.

[2]
FISSION MAILED

STEP
ON EVERYONE WITH DEMONIC HIGH HEELS

[9]
EVERYONE IS STEPPED ON
SADLY THEY DIED
AND WENT TO HELL
THEY ARE ALREADY IN HELL
NOTHING HAPPENED

>SUCK A MINT

>EXAMINE KILOGRAM OF WEIRD STUFF

>LISTEN FOR NOISE OUTSIDE MEANWHILE

[8]
YOU SUCK THE MINT
THE DIABOLICAL MINDS OF THE DUTCH HAVE CRAFTED THESE MINTS
THEY ARE UNCOMFORTABLY STRONG
YOU FEEL EXTREMELY FRESH AND MINTY
YOU EXAMINE THE WEIRD STUFF
IT IS METAL
IT IS HARD
SOME OF YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT
YOU FEEL HOT
OUTSIDE YOU HEAR BABBLING
BABBLING OF KOBOLDS

BITE WHEELS.

WHY WAS THIS IGNORED. YOU HATE ME.

[1]
THERE ARE NO WHEELS
EXCEPT ON CHAIRPERSON SWIVEL CHAIR, COUNCILMAN OF HELL
HE RUNS YOU OVER
YOU NOW HAVE TWO HURTING FEET, A MISSING HAND, A BROKEN HAND, NUMEROUS MISSING TEETH AND BLEEDING GUMS

BUILT TABLE PALACE
OFFER KOBOLDS A CHANCE AT BREAKING OUT OF POVERTY IS THEY WORK UNDER ME.

[8]
YOU STACK TABLES INTO PALACE
YOU KOBOLD OVERLORD
YOU SPEAK KOBOLD NOW

BREAK OWN SKULL.

[2]
YOU TRY GNASHING YOUR TEETH
IT DOES NOT WORK

BREAK OWN SKULL.

HOW CAN YOU DO THAT IF YOU HAVE NO SPINE?
YOU ARE NOT HAVING ACCESS TO YOUR ARMS!

ROLL OFF OF TRAIN? TRY THAT. THEAT WOULD PRBABLY WORK. ASK SOMEONE TO STEP ON IT FOR YOU? I WOULD, BUT I'M BUSY DEFYING SANITY.

[6]
YOU ROLL OFF THE FLAMING CHUNKS OF THE TRAIN THAT TELEPORTED TO HELL WITH YOU.
APPARENTLY COUNCILMAN SWIVEL CHAIR PUT YOU THERE.
YOU WOULD VOW REVENGE BUT YOUR MOUTH HURTS.

[Graknorke]

HAJBLOOGU'THIN!
FLUYBEL HIRRWUSH NUYNUY!

[misko27]

PUSH TRAIN.

[GoombaGeek]

HAJBLOOGU'THIN!
FLUYBEL HIRRWUSH NUYNUY!

[10]
JEEBIS FUNGUSNUS

PUSH TRAIN.

[7]
YOU PUSH A TRAIN CHUNK BY ROLLING INTO IT
IT MOVES
YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF