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Author Topic: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE  (Read 30984 times)

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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #60 on: October 05, 2012, 10:28:58 pm »

GRILLCINERATE TRAIN
[4 (RED)]
TRAIN IS SLIGHTLY CHARRED
TREE IS ALSO BURNING
TREE PANIC
SCREW IT.
THAT WAS NOT AN ACTION.

LOCK ALL DOORS AND SEAL ALL EXITS! CATALOGUE ALL ABOARD AND PLAY SOOTHING MUSIC. DIVIDE EVERYONE INTO PAIRS OF SIMILAR PEOPLE.
CREATE DEFENSE SYSTEM FOR MYSELF. DO NOT LET VITAL COMPONENTS BE DAMAGED BY REDIRECTED DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS.
[6 (YELLOW)]
HIGHEST SPINNYTHING ROLL SO FAR
HOLE IN ROOF CANNOT BE LOCKED
DOOR IS BROKEN BY ZOMBLOBS AND TREE
DOOR TO DASHBOARD IS LOCKED BY FLIMSY 3-DIGIT COMBO LOCK

YOU TAKE NOTE OF ALL ABOARD
- MISKO WANDERED BACK ON BECAUSE HIS REMAINING UNINJURED LIMB WAS GETTING TIRED
- CHUNKS ARE DEAD OF RADIATION
- ZOMBLOBS ARE ROLLING AROUND OUTSIDE AND GETTING EATED BY A FLAMING TREE
- GOOMBAGEEK HAS REFORMED HIMSELF BECAUSE SCREW YOU
- LOUD WHISPERS TREE IS BUSY SOLVING THE UNIVERSE

YOU TRY TO SEGREGATE ALL ON BOARD
YOU WAIT UNTIL ZOMBLOB ROLLS INTO CHUNKS ROOM AND LOCK DOOR
ZOMBLOB LOOKS SAD
GOOMBAGEEK IS CLIMBING LOUD WHISPERS TREE WITH THE ELECTROSPINNYTHING'S POWER OF DESTINY
MISKO IS ALL ALONE, POOR THING
FURTUKA IS BEING FAT SOMEWHERE

DEFENSE SYSTEM CONSISTS OF TISSUE ON STRING
WHEN DANGEROUS HAPPENS, STRING FALLS DOWN WITH TISSUE
TISSUE MISFIRES AND FALLS ONTO SPEED UP LEVER
(YES YOU FAILED THE LAST SENTENCE DUE TO 6)
ZOMBIES RUN ABOARD BEFORE TRAIN TAKES OFF AT SPEED OF IMPOSSIBOORU
FLAMING ANIMU TREE LEFT BEHIND DUE TO BEING FULL OF ZOMBIES AND STUFF
KICK ENGINE. AGAIN.
[6 (YELLOW)]
YOU KICK ENGINE
CRITICAL HIT
ENGINE LOSES THE GO SLOW VALVE
TRAIN GOES FASTER
YOUR OTHER FOOT HURTS
YOU CRY

THIS MAY BE ALL FOR TONIGHT
I HAVE TO SLEEP
I'M SORRY :'(
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #61 on: October 05, 2012, 10:32:08 pm »

BITE WHEELS.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #62 on: October 05, 2012, 10:33:53 pm »

GET TELEPORTED TO ZOMBIE DIMENSION FROM RAR.RAWR EXPLOSION

START HUMAN PLAGUE THAT TURN ZOMBIES INTO HUMAN

BRING ANTI-ZOMBIE VIRUS BACK TO HOME DIMENSION
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #63 on: October 05, 2012, 10:34:50 pm »

EAT SO MUCH CHEESE THAT BREAK UNIVERSE
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #64 on: October 05, 2012, 10:49:38 pm »

SUPLEX TRAIN
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #65 on: October 05, 2012, 11:04:14 pm »

THROW ZOMBIE PULE OFF CLIFF
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #66 on: October 05, 2012, 11:23:10 pm »

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPEN.

TELL LOUD QUIET TREE FORTY TWO.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2012, 12:51:39 am »

CARVE A D100 FROM BONE
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2012, 01:04:03 am »

>BE RL YOINK

>FILL STEREOTYPICAL ZOMBIE FILM ROLE OF NERDY LOVABLE LOSER WHO SURVIVES RIGHT TIL THE END
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2012, 04:23:23 am »

WHISPER LOUDLY THE MEANING TO LIFE AND DEATH

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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2012, 04:50:30 am »

WHISPER LOUDLY THE MEANING TO LIFE AND DEATH
1xD6= 6

THE TRAIN JUMPS INTO NEW UNIVERSE

OH NOES

>BE RL YOINK

>FILL STEREOTYPICAL ZOMBIE FILM ROLE OF NERDY LOVABLE LOSER WHO SURVIVES RIGHT TIL THE END
1xD6= 6

YOU BECOME 99 YOINKS
YOU ARE ONE
ONE ARE MANY
YOINK HIVE MIND

1xD6= 3
NOT VERY NERDY OR LOVABLE, AND ONE YOINK IS EATEN BY CHEESE XANTALOS. OH WELL.

CARVE A D100 FROM BONE
1xD6= 5

ERROR 404: D10000 FOUND
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPEN.

TELL LOUD QUIET TREE FORTY TWO.
1XD10000 = 1151

YOU TELL LOUD QUIET TREE THE SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE FORTY TWO DIVIDED BY 0

YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A CHEESE XANTALOS

MULTIVERSE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
6255 - 1XD10000 = 3468

UNIVERSE #42 NOT FEELING GOOD

THROW ZOMBIE PULE OFF CLIFF
1XD10000 = 3439

YOU THROW PLANET INTO SPACE

SUPLEX TRAIN
1XD10000= 1400

YOU ARE ALL THE TRAINS

YOU MAKE IT RAIN TRAINS

EAT SO MUCH CHEESE THAT BREAK UNIVERSE
1XD10000 = 6239

-2771

CRITICAL ERROR

CREATE D6_OF_DESTINY

ROLL 1XD6 FOR CREATION = 4

UNIVERSE REMADE, WIZARD DID IT


YOU ARE ON A PLANET

THERE IS 1 ZOMBIE ON THE PLANET, IT IS HEADING TOWARDS CONVENIENTLY PLACED CITY. ZOMBIE ARRIVES IN 3 POSTS. GOOMBAGEEK ZOMBIE RIGHT HAND HOLDS SPINNY THING OF DESTINY. WHAT DO.

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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2012, 05:05:29 am »

FIRE SWEDISH GUMBALLS AT ZOMBEH
MAKE ZOMBEH ASPLODE
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2012, 05:35:21 am »

PUNISH MISKO.
LETHALLY, IF POSSIBLE.

SIXES ARE SUCCEEDING TOO WELL, NOT NOT AT ALL.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2012, 06:01:03 am »

RETURN TO EXISTENCE
REUNITE WITH LOVING WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARM.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2012, 10:38:00 am »

SMASH HIM BRAIN IN!
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