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[GreatWyrmGold]

STOP TRAIN
LOCATE MAP

[GoombaGeek]

PUNCH ZOMBIES WITH OTHER HAND, DUH.

[6]
YOU PUNCH ZOMBIES WITH OTHER HAND
ZOMBLOBS GO "ONOEZ"
THEY ALL ROLL TOWARDS YOU
TRAIN GETS TIPPY

ROCKET PUNCH ZOMBIES

[4]
ZOMBLOBS ROLL AWAY
ROCKET PUNCH ONE
IT WAS D6 ZOMBLOB
D6 FALL ONTO TRAIN TRACKS
WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!

GRAB ZOMBIE AND ZROP ZOMBIE IN FRONT OF TRAIN WHILE FLYING. ALSO DO COOL STUNTS WHILE IN MIDAIR

[2]
YOU GRAB ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE LOOKS COOL AS HELL
YOU FALL ON TRAIN TRACKS
YOU RUN OVER BY TRAIN
YOU DEAD ZOMBIE

SUDDENLY WORLD IS ME
EAT TRAIN

[5]
YOU EAT TRAIN
TRAIN FULL OF IRON
ZOMBIE HAVE MAGNET
MAGNET PULL TRAIN OUT OF ANIMU TREE
YOU CRY

STOP TRAIN
LOCATE MAP

[5]
TRAIN COMPUTER BREAKS SPEED UP LEVER
TRAIN COMES TO SUDDEN STOP
ALL ZOMBIES SMASHED OUT BACK OF TRAIN NEAR SAD ANIMU TREE
ZOMBIES HAVE REST
YOU LOOK FOR MAP
MAP WAS IN GLOVE COMPARTMENT
YOU READ MAP WITH COMPUTER LASERS
MAP SAYS "IT IS TURN ONE AND ON TURN FIVE THERE IS A CLIFF"
"YOU ARE IN TUMBLEWEED VALLEY"
YOU INTERESTED BY INFORMATION
IT NOT NEXT TURN UNTIL LOUD WHISPERS TREE USES TREE POWERS

[misko27]

FISTS ARE AWESOME.

PUNCH TRAIN ENGINE WITH SUPER FIST.

[Xantalos]

BECOME TEMPORARY LOUD WHISPERS
MAKE NEXT TURN USE TREE POWERS

[GoombaGeek]

FISTS ARE AWESOME.

PUNCH TRAIN ENGINE WITH SUPER FIST.

[1]
YOU PUNCH TRAIN ENGINE
YOU BREAK HAND
STATUS ONE MISSING HAND ONE BROKEN HAND

BECOME TEMPORARY LOUD WHISPERS
MAKE NEXT TURN USE TREE POWERS

[3]
YOU WORK TREE MAGIC
YOU WHISPER LOUDLY
BUT ONLY ROLLING A 20 CAN MAKE IT NEXT TURN

GOOMBAGEEK USES DICE
[1]
DICE ROLLS INTO EXPOSED FURNACE VENT
GOOMBAGEEK IMPROVISES
FROM NOW ON THIS THREAD IS
D12 POWERED
HELL YES

[Furtuka]

ROLL OFF TRAIN BEFORE IT CAN START MOVING AGAIN.

PUSH TRAIN OFF THE TRACKS

[GoombaGeek]

ROLL OFF TRAIN BEFORE IT CAN START MOVING AGAIN.

PUSH TRAIN OFF THE TRACKS

[3]
THAT WAS ROLLED ON D12
YOU PUSH TRAIN
TRAIN WOBBLES
YOU ARE EATEN BY TREE

BY THE WAY
IF D12 IS TOO LAME
I HAVE
THIS



THAT IS AN ELECTRONIC SPINNY THING
I SOLDERED IT MYSELF
WHEN YOU PRESS BUTTON
LIGHT SPINS
STOPS RANDOMLY
IS FUN
GOES 1-10
BUT!
HAS DIFFERENT COLOURS!!
YES?

[misko27]

KICK ENGINE.

[Xantalos]

COME OUT OF COMPUTER SCREEN OF GOOMBA
EAT SPINNYTHING

[Furtuka]

RESPAWN


I APPROVE OF SPIN TO DODGE

[GreatWyrmGold]

LOCATE ALL FORMS OF INTERACTION WITH OUTSIDE WORLD
CAPTURE ZOMBIES AND HUMANS AND SUCH FOR TESTING.

[GoombaGeek]

KICK ENGINE.

[1 (YELLOW)]
ENGINE IS KICKED
YOUR FOOT HURTS
YOU HAVE A HURTING FOOT, A BROKEN HAND AND A MISSING HAND
NICE DONE

COME OUT OF COMPUTER SCREEN OF GOOMBA
EAT SPINNYTHING

[4 (RED)]
SPINNYTHING IS INEDIBLE
BATTERY IS INEDIBLE
ATTACK FAILED

RESPAWN


I APPROVE OF SPIN TO DODGE

[5 (GREEN)]
YOU RESPAWN
YOUR HEAD HURTS
ZOMBIES ARE IN PILE BEING LAZY
MISKO HOPPING AROUND ON ONE LEG

LOCATE ALL FORMS OF INTERACTION WITH OUTSIDE WORLD
CAPTURE ZOMBIES AND HUMANS AND SUCH FOR TESTING.

[5 (GREEN)]
YOU LOCATE HALF THE FORMS OF INTERACTION
1 - ENGINE ROOM DOOR
2 - TRAIN DOOR
3 - HOLE IN ROOF FROM LARGE TREE
THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE

YOU ENTICE ZOMBLOB WITH BRAINS
ZOMBLOB HAS TROUBLE GETTING UP STAIRS
ZOMBLOB COLLAPSES INTO INDIVIDUAL CHUNKS
CHUNKS ARE LOCKED IN ROOM
CHUNKS GIVEN PORTAL GUN
CHUNKS DIE OF RADIATION POISONING

[Xantalos]

GRILLCINERATE TRAIN

[GreatWyrmGold]

SCREW IT.
THAT WAS NOT AN ACTION.

LOCK ALL DOORS AND SEAL ALL EXITS! CATALOGUE ALL ABOARD AND PLAY SOOTHING MUSIC. DIVIDE EVERYONE INTO PAIRS OF SIMILAR PEOPLE.
CREATE DEFENSE SYSTEM FOR MYSELF. DO NOT LET VITAL COMPONENTS BE DAMAGED BY REDIRECTED DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS.

[misko27]

KICK ENGINE. AGAIN.