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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2012, 05:09:08 pm »
Hooray!

Use machine gun on important targets! Ideally enemies!
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Caerwyn

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2012, 05:21:09 pm »
GET THOSE FUCKING EXPLOSIVES BY TURNING THE NEAREST RED SOLDIERS INTO...WELL...EXPLOSIVES, THEN DO ALL THAT SHIT THAT I SAID BEFORE.

Jeez.
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sambojin

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2012, 05:41:43 pm »
Quote from: Caerwyn on October 05, 2012, 05:21:09 pm
GET THOSE FUCKING EXPLOSIVES BY TURNING THE NEAREST RED SOLDIERS INTO...WELL...EXPLOSIVES, THEN DO ALL THAT SHIT THAT I SAID BEFORE.

Jeez.

((Hey, you've got two and a bit turns to die amusingly and then you can BE a part of the bomber squad. I wonder if that was a bomber squadron (as in planes) or a squad of Redshirts with bombs? Either way, hurry up and get dying, or you'll miss out. ))

Edit: Well, I looked it up. Dieing isn't a word. Apparently dying is. Which I thought meant "to dye", but apparently it means "to cease living". So do that in two turns.
« Last Edit: October 05, 2012, 05:47:22 pm by sambojin »
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2012, 05:42:45 pm »
THROW CORPSES AT THE ENEMY AND SHOOT THEM WHILE THEY'RE CRUSHED
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2012, 05:53:28 pm »
Steal a tank, then blow up all yellow guys.
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2012, 08:21:55 pm »
...
I'll shoot yellows, but this time, I actually do it rather than not getting a roll :P
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Fireiy

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2012, 08:46:44 pm »
Request additional weapons
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2012, 09:01:15 pm »
PICK UP MY CORPSES AND WIELD THEM AS DEADLY WEAPONS.
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2012, 11:45:45 pm »
PRESS PAUSE, GO INTO OPTIONS, CHANGE AIMING MODE FROM HARDCORE TO CASUAL. LAUGH AT YELLOWS AS I GUN THEM DOWN WITH TARGET ASSIST.
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2012, 01:24:37 am »
Snipe the yellow machine gunner, then run up to the turret and gain control of it.
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sambojin

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2012, 12:35:11 am »
(( Any idea of an update time? This is a fun RTD to play in. ))
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2012, 06:52:28 pm »
Charge!
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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2012, 05:12:40 pm »
((It's getting late

And I should be sleeping

But I'm making this happen))

((Also no more numerals. Sorry.))

BATTLE FOR ISOLA
RED: 477 vs 158 :YEL

TopHat charges the machine gunner! [5] He kills the wielder with a bullet from 3cm straight to the forehead! That certainly scared some f the YEL forces...

Spinal takes aim and fires with caution. [4] He gets two smooth headshots off with little environmental damage.

Sambojin acts like a ninja and enters the battle! [5] His ninja like motions mean that pretty much nobody can see him. For all intents and purposes, he's invisible.

GreatWyrm DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA.[4] Four of the YEL shirts rounded the corner and got a face full of lead, courtesy of a very large gun.

Caerwyn demands explosives! [6] He turns into a pack of C4. Luckily, his allies had the sense to plant him in the sewers. Unluckily, the blast took out the ground under the section where all the fighting was happening:  Everyone in/on/around that section dies from falling! A total of 20 on each side died.

Lord Slowpoke, after respawning, realises that he can use corpses to shoot crushed people! [4] He finds a bunch of YELs held in place by some debris. He throws a corpse and shoots them. How fun.

Tomio tries to find a tank! [6] He finds one... being manned by a YEL.

Maxinum opens fire! [6] He shoots an ally in the back of the head, who falls into the new pit and crushes a YEL. Success...?

Fireiy requests more firepower. [3] He gets another Assault Rifle.

Green decides that corpses make good weapons! [1] Maxinum shoots you in the back of the head!

Dirg presses pause. [1]  He accidentally selects Hard Difficulty. Oh dear...

Ebbor tries to quicksnipe the gunner. [3] He misses horrifically!

SoHow charges. [2] I LIED

BATTLE FOR ISOLA
RED: 456 vs 131: YEL

((DSi char. limits-to be continued...)
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sambojin

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #58 on: October 13, 2012, 05:26:17 pm »
Leap atop the tank with a ninja-flip and in one smooth motion stab the guy in the cupola in the brain with my rifle barrel through his eye. Then jump inside the tank and kill all the crew with various implements laying around inside (including a tank-cannon shell and a discarded chopstick).

"!!?? !!!!!
« Last Edit: October 13, 2012, 05:43:44 pm by sambojin »
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: The Redshirt Army
« Reply #59 on: October 13, 2012, 05:28:24 pm »
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH IS GO

MENTION GLORY OF DOE THE JOHN AND THE FACT THAT RED BULLETS GO FASTER TO DISPENSE COMBAT BONUSES ON AREA OF EFFECT BASIS
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