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[freeformschooler]

Dungeon Simulator

Hello, everyone! Welcome to the ALPHA RELEASE of our "RPG Dungeon Simulator." We at Syntec have spent a decade working on this program, bringing the most releastic simulation of the thrilling combat, glorious loot and horrific deaths offered in a standard Role Playing Game Dungeon. During the public alpha, only FOUR participants may connect to a server at once. We apologize in any glitches with our curren Reality Neutralization Governer (RNG for short). As a thank-you to our players, each active player in the first group to reach the bottom of the randomly-generated dungeon will also win FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS and a signed copy of the game from Garry Newell, Syntec's CEO. Report any bugs at a Waystation, and happy looting!

NOTE: THERE WILL BE NO ILLUSTRATIONS. THERE WILL, HOWEVER, BE SIMPLE MAPS AND STATUS SCREENS.

Spoiler: Signup sheet (click to show/hide)

To get the most useful feedback from the current engine, SYNTEC encourages you to at least fill out the fields marked REQUIRED:

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): A name for your character.
CHARACTER BIO: A short bit of information about your character's background, personality, species, anything else you want to add.
CLASS (REQUIRED): Define your CHARACTER CLASS in one or two words. Examples are "Volcanomancer", "Solar Slasher", "Cunning Rogue", and "Fusion Magi". This will determine your PRIMARY and SECOND ability.
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): Can be any item you can imagine you might carry around. The RNG automatically NEUTRALIZES the item concept to a functional state.

Spoiler: Roll table and combat (click to show/hide)

The RNG provides an extensive set of possible results for your rolls.

1: HORRIFIC CRITICAL FAILURE
1: CRITICAL FAILURE
2: FAILURE
3: PARTIAL SUCCESS
4: SUCCESS
5: SUPER SUCCESS
6: OVERSHOT
6+: OVEROVERSHOT

HEALTH FOR MOST CHARACTERS BEGINS AT 100/100, DEPENDING ON CLASS. COMBAT ROLLS ARE ATTACK ROLL VERSUS DODGE ROLL. WHEN YOUR GROUP HAS RAIDED A DUNGEON LEVEL, YOU WILL LEVEL UP AND BE ABLE TO CHOOSE ADVANCEMENTS.

Players:

Spoiler: Asheron Monlen (Caellath) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Asheron Monlen
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 15/15
STATUS:
BIO: Asheron is member of an order of defense-oriented knights who wear heavy armor and crack the earth with their attacks. They are almost always clad in armor, from head to toe, to the point where most people think they are just animated sets of armor.
CLASS: Sentinel of the Quakes
INVENTORY: Greatarmor (Equipped)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: Quaking Fist
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Incantation of the Quakes

Spoiler: Bruce Featherblade (Monk12) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bruce Featherblade
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 10/10
STATUS:
BIO: Bruce is a human warrior who has spent his life attempting to unite the purity of Swordmaster's art with the raw power of the Sorcerer. An outside observer might quip that Bruce has united the pointless carnage of the warrior's life with the uncontrollable chaos of magic, but Bruce has never been one to let some unintended consequences get in the way of a good time.
CLASS: Blademage
INVENTORY: Dulled Swordchucks (Equipped)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: CHAOS UNCONTROL
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Really Likes Swords

Spoiler: Ochita (Ochita) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Ochita
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 5/5
STATUS:
BIO: Ochita was fighting in the mushroom kingdom, when he felt an odd tickling sensation. Passing it off, he continued on with his journey as normal. However, the tickling sensation was the feeling of an alternate version of himself being thrown though time and space, to this weird dungeon simulator thing?
CLASS: Darkness lancer
INVENTORY: Iron Lance (Equipped) (Augmented)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: Power Strike
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Lingering Shadow

Spoiler: Jarrod Arkovitch (Greenstarfanatic) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Jarrod Arkovitch
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 5/5
STATUS:
BIO: Russian Guy. Big. Muscles. Bald.
CLASS: Turtle Tamer
INVENTORY: Flail of the Seven Aspects (Equipped)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: T-T-T-Tortoise POWER!
PASSIVE ABILITIES:]


COMPANION NAME: Terry the Tortoise
HEALTH: 50/50
STATUS:
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Slow and... steady... wins the...

Waitlist:

DERMONSTER
ADWARF
CRISON EON
BLADE MASTER MODEL 42
SPINAL_TAPER
GREATWYRMGOLD
THEROSPHERAE
LAWASTOOSHORT
FIREIY
TIRUIN

[Caellath]

I'm here, no big surprise.


CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): Asheron Monlen
CHARACTER BIO: Asheron is member of an order of defense-oriented knights who wear heavy armor and crack the earth with their attacks. They are almost always clad in armor, from head to toe, to the point where most people think they are just animated sets of armor.
CLASS (REQUIRED): Sentinel of the Quakes
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): Greatarmor

[monk12]

CHARACTER NAME: Bruce Featherblade
CHARACTER BIO: Bruce is a human warrior who has spent his life attempting to unite the purity of Swordmaster's art with the raw power of the Sorcerer. An outside observer might quip that Bruce has united the pointless carnage of the warrior's life with the uncontrollable chaos of magic, but Bruce has never been one to let some unintended consequences get in the way of a good time.
CLASS: BLADEMAGE
STARTING ITEM: SWORDCHUCKS

[Ochita]

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): Ochita
CHARACTER BIO: Ochita was fighting in the mushroom kingdom, when he felt an odd tickling sensation. Passing it off, he continued on with his journey as normal. However, the tickling sensation was the feeling of an alternate version of himself being thrown though time and space, to this weird dungeon simulator thing?
CLASS (REQUIRED): Darkness lancer
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): Iron lance

[Greenstarfanatic]

I'm in! Character coming!

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED:( Jarrod Arkovitch
CHARACTER BIO: Russian Guy. Big. Muscles. Bald.
CLASS (REQUIRED:( Turtle Tamer
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED:( Flail of the Seven Aspects

Dont'cha just LUURVE the KoL classes?

[Dermonster]

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): Derm
CHARACTER BIO: Derm
CLASS (REQUIRED): Derm
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): A generator gave me Cosmotosser.


ALL FIELDS ARE DERM.


Was not planning this as such but I was informed that I could.

Thusly it was spoken, thusly the action was taken.

[adwarf]

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): Danal Nathan
CHARACTER BIO: Danal is a blonde haired, and almond eyed young man of average height, his distinctive features are the Star tattoo on his right cheek, and the streak of pitch black in the bangs of his hair. He is rather rash, and charges into things head on, but can hold a cool head when needed.
CLASS (REQUIRED): Twin Blade
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): Sword of Fire

[CrimsonEon]

Why not?

CHARACTER NAME: Lyon Russel
CHARACTER BIO: Tall guy, incredibly gaunt figure. Always wearing a featureless black slate mask.
CLASS: Psychomancer
STARTING ITEM: Telekinetic Gauntlet

[Blade Master Model 42]

Put me on the waitlist?

[Spinal_Taper]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): Lich
CHARACTER BIO: Fear the destroyer of sanity
CLASS (REQUIRED): Undead reality-trasher
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): Blade of Damned Souls

[GreatWyrmGold]

You will not let that go, will you, Spinal?

I'll take a wait list spot.

[Spinal_Taper]

You will not let that go, will you, Spinal?

I'll take a wait list spot.

Derm's Dermin it, so why not?

[freeformschooler]

OKAY THIS WAS FIRST COME FIRST SERVE SORRY GUYS

CHOSEN PLAYERS:

ASHERON MONLEN (CAELLATH)
BRUCE FEATHERBLADE (MONK12)
OCHITA (OCHITA)
JARROD ARKOVITCH (GREENSTARFANATIC)

EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE ON THE WAITLIST IN THIS ORDER:

DERMONSTER
ADWARF
CRISON EON
BLADE MASTER MODEL 42
SPINAL_TAPER
GREATWYRMGOLD

ALSO STATUS SCREENS TAKE TOO LONG SO I WILL USE LAWASTOOSHORT'S SYSTEM INSTEAD.

TURN ONE

Vwop vwop vwop vwop.

>OCHITA: ENTER
>ASHERON: ENTER
>BRUCE: ENTER
>JARROD: ENTER

POOF! Four VALIANT HEROES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT find themselves in a small, cube-like room. JARROD ARKOVITCH, a tall, burly Russian man plops down butt-first on the cold floor of the starting room of a dark, dank dungeon. He rummages around for his Flail - the Flail of The Seven Aspects - nearby. ... Luckily, he finds it intact and not damaged. However, it seems to have lost a bit of its Tortoise-y glow.

JARROD'S tamed tortoise, TERRY THE TORTOISE, materializes alongside him. What would he do without TERRY?

Nearby, a waft of purple haze materializes and dematerializes in the same moment. Left behind is a young boy with long, dark hair and purple robes: OCHITA! One moment he was fighting GHASTLY GUYS in the MUSHROOM KINGDOM, and the next moment he's right here. ... Not only does he still have his IRON LANCE, but it seems somehow empowered here.

BRUCE FEATHERBLADE spawns with a "BOINK" sound. It all happens too fast to question why. He looks around - where are his swordchucks, his precious swordchucks? ... Oh, right there in his inventory, thank goodness. They look a bit dulled, though. Great, now he's going to have to take  them to a SWORDCHUCK REFINERY!

Finally, a quick rumbling shakes the ground as a hole appears in the ceiling of the room, and ASHERON MONLEN falls through it! He lands straight on his back with a WHUMP. ... He is, thankfully, protected by his totally-intact GREATARMOR.

Before the four adventurers/heroes/looters/backstabbers have a chance to acquaint themselves with each other, a weird-looking sphere floating in the center of the room just above the tiled stone floor speaks in an electronic voice.

"GREETINGS PLAYERS," says the HELP SYSTEM WAYPOINT. "I AM KNOWN AS A WAYPOINT. I AND OTHER WAYPOINTS WILL BE YOUR GUIDE THROUGH THE ALPHA RELEASE OF RPGDS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A BUG, PLEASE CONTACT ME. NOTE THAT DOCUMENTATION MAY NOT BE COMPLETE IN THIS RELEASE OF RPGDS. THANK YOU AND HAPPY LOOTING."

It starts to power down, but then remembers something.

"SYNTEC WOULD LIKE TO ISSUE A QUICK UPDATE: DUE TO BALANCE ISSUES, ENEMIES DO NOT PROPERLY SCALE TO GROUP LEVEL. THEREFORE IT IS ADVISED UNTIL THE NEXT PATCH TO TRAVEL IN A GROUP AS IT MAY PROVIDE AN ADVANTAGE."

Spoiler: Asheron Monlen (Caellath) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Asheron Monlen
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 15/15
STATUS:
BIO: Asheron is member of an order of defense-oriented knights who wear heavy armor and crack the earth with their attacks. They are almost always clad in armor, from head to toe, to the point where most people think they are just animated sets of armor.
CLASS: Sentinel of the Quakes
INVENTORY: Greatarmor (Equipped)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: Quaking Fist
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Incantation of the Quakes

Spoiler: Bruce Featherblade (Monk12) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bruce Featherblade
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 10/10
STATUS:
BIO: Bruce is a human warrior who has spent his life attempting to unite the purity of Swordmaster's art with the raw power of the Sorcerer. An outside observer might quip that Bruce has united the pointless carnage of the warrior's life with the uncontrollable chaos of magic, but Bruce has never been one to let some unintended consequences get in the way of a good time.
CLASS: Blademage
INVENTORY: Dulled Swordchucks (Equipped)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: CHAOS UNCONTROL
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Really Likes Swords

Spoiler: Ochita (Ochita) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Ochita
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 5/5
STATUS:
BIO: Ochita was fighting in the mushroom kingdom, when he felt an odd tickling sensation. Passing it off, he continued on with his journey as normal. However, the tickling sensation was the feeling of an alternate version of himself being thrown though time and space, to this weird dungeon simulator thing?
CLASS: Darkness lancer
INVENTORY: Iron Lance (Equipped) (Augmented)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: Power Strike
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Lingering Shadow

Spoiler: Jarrod Arkovitch (Greenstarfanatic) (click to show/hide)

NAME: Jarrod Arkovitch
HEALTH: 100/100
MAGICK: 5/5
STATUS:
BIO: Russian Guy. Big. Muscles. Bald.
CLASS: Turtle Tamer
INVENTORY: Flail of the Seven Aspects (Equipped)
ACTIVE ABILITIES: T-T-T-Tortoise POWER!
PASSIVE ABILITIES:


COMPANION NAME: Terry the Tortoise
HEALTH: 50/50
STATUS:
PASSIVE ABILITIES: Slow and... steady... wins the...

[monk12]

Attack the help waypoint! Time to do some BUG TESTING!

[TherosPherae]

Jumping on the waitlist train.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CHARACTER NAME (REQUIRED): Petrin
CHARACTER BIO: Petrin is a young extraterrestrial locked into the game by an incredible act of cruelty from one he once considered a friend.
CLASS (REQUIRED): WASTE OF LIGHT
STARTING ITEM (REQUIRED): Dice of Excessive Torching