Alright boys and girls, I'm here. I was really hoping I wouldn't have to make this post, lol. You're about to see why.
Urist Imiknorris. Urist Imiknorris.
Now, first things first. I am a Spy. Dar is also a Spy. If you're a Nazi, well, I suppose you don't need to read any farther, lol. If you're not a Nazi (and I'm damn sure at least one of you lot isn't) then please keep reading.
I have been forced into this rather unfortunate position by necessity. With Dar managing to attract votes from every damn person in the game, and IO (who I do believe is the killer of Deathsword, FYI) having me as a primary suspect, we decided we'd have slightly better odds with my hairbrain scheme than from me trying to asspull a case on someone. If nothing else, it's a hell of a lot more interesting, lol.
Today, I have been blessed with two votes. I believe (but am not certain) that UI is the one who grants the doublevote, and so must be eliminated if we are to have a chance of victory. Me and Dar have three votes between us today; we need four to achieve the necessary lynch today. This is why I have turned to you, Spy in the audience. I need your help.
Whoever you are, I would ask you to look at your wincon. I can't quote mine lest I be modkilled, obviously, but really look at it. I would like to believe that it is similar to mine. If it is, I do not believe that our win conditions are mutually exclusive. You can ask LNCP for clarification, but I imagine it will be frustratingly vague.
If you have read this far, thank you. During WWII the nations opposed to Germany and the Axis were known collectively as the Allies. I would like to think that we can be allies, here: A victory here for the US is a victory for Britain, a victory for France. We are not enemies, not foes. I hope that you will stand with us when you are needed most.
I will be leaving for the holidays in four, maybe four and a half hours. I do not expect to have internet until sometime Saturday, at the earliest. I will do my best to answer any questions asked before I leave, and I apologize that it took so long to get this out.