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sebcool

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My greatest heist.
« on: October 03, 2012, 02:29:34 pm »

So, i my elite liberal leader, codename GHOST, went to rob a bank. He went straight to the teller and slid this note:
I HAVE A GUN, CASH PLEASE. (Note: He didn't have a gun)
The teller quietly slipped him a few wads of cash, and my leader calmly walked out, five thousand dollars richer.
Edit: Did it again, this is beginning to look like a great cash cow.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2012, 02:33:35 pm by sebcool »
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Jonathan S. Fox

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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 03:05:16 pm »

Edit: Did it again, this is beginning to look like a great cash cow.

That's not really supposed to happen!

Did you try a third time with similar success?
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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 04:40:12 pm »

Edit: Did it again, this is beginning to look like a great cash cow.

That's not really supposed to happen!

Did you try a third time with similar success?

Can it ever fail if the bank isn't on High Security?
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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 05:41:49 pm »

Edit: Did it again, this is beginning to look like a great cash cow.

That's not really supposed to happen!

Did you try a third time with similar success?

Can it ever fail if the bank isn't on High Security?

This is getting into spoilers -- I haven't talked about the design of this mechanic too much since it's intended to be discovered for the first time by playing.

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Nny

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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 06:11:55 pm »

What you described is pretty much what I'd always experienced/thought, was just making sure.
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sebcool

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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2012, 09:11:05 am »

Well, i did it another time on high security and yes, the guards arrived. Of course, since my founder is a sneaky ninja he just commando rolled past the guards.

(Also, how do you crack the bank vault, 5 k is not enough to satiate my first for the green gold.)

Edit: HUZZAH! I went to the bank again with a full squad armed to the teeth, threatened my way to the vault, emptied half of it, and killed about 10 police officers on my way out!
Sadly one of my soldiers was near fatally wounded by a shot to the leg, but i earned sixty thousand dollars!
« Last Edit: October 04, 2012, 11:14:13 am by sebcool »
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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2012, 02:04:40 pm »

So, i my elite liberal leader, codename GHOST, went to rob a bank.

When did Ghost convert to liberalism? I though he blamed the liberals for creating Junkyard America!
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sebcool

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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2012, 10:53:20 am »

Aaand, i did it again  :P. This time by teaching my leader some hacking and opening the vault with the bank manager i took hostage an honourable citizen eager to help me with my inquiries.
Somehow the security dirty conservatives found out about it and sent a swat team Evil pawns of the fascist government to the vault. I escaped with the manager honourable citizen and ran away from bravely fought off the cops the fascist scum in the subsequent chase. I stole liberated 140000$ with no heat at all and the kidnapped conservative valuable citizen safely disposed of escorted home.  :D

Edit: Holy shit excrement I did it again! No heat, no witnesses, no swat team, and no high security. It's like they were begging me to steal their shit liberate their funds. :P

I can actually afford the AA gun now.  :P
« Last Edit: October 05, 2012, 11:42:10 am by sebcool »
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Re: My greatest heist.
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2012, 10:49:02 pm »

Unfortunatley, being that I always have the Police Station on lockdown these days, I haven't had much use for my AA guns. Still, nice to know they're there.
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