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[birdy51]

Recently as my fortress was falling to the forces of darkness, a rather funky situation occured...

My Chief Medical Practioner was taken by a mood... A fell mood. So he grabbed the nearest dwarf and chopped him into a gaunlet made of bone.

The Dr. Urist McChoppy Chop then proceded to go treat other patients, now feeling estatic about the fact that he had just turned a poor sap into a piece of pretty armor.

I fear there is something rather dysfunctional about Dr. Urist McChoppy Chop...

[Ki11aGhost]

Insane doctors are the best doctors. Give him a cleaver and some Germ-X.

[Gaybarowner]

Oh hes fine just make him a childrens doctor

[Callista]

Of course he's dysfunctional; he's a dorf! What do you expect?

[Loud Whispers]

I fear there is something rather dysfunctional about Dr. Urist McChoppy Chop...

Legendary bone setter AND legendary bone carver?

CMD material right there.

[Calech]

The bad news is that we couldn't save your arm, Urist.

On the plus side, you now have armour for the other one. Try to be more careful next time, and I'll see you in 6 months for your routine checkup.

[TruePikachu]

...and that's how I lost my medical license.



Archimedes! No! It's filthy in there!

[Gentlefish]

...and that's how I lost my medical license.



Archimedes! No! It's filthy in there!

I read that out loud in switz-German. Felt good.

Also. I was shocked at the lack of iron in this thread.

[chevil]

I was shocked at the lack of iron in this thread.

Does dwarven blood contain iron?

[birdy51]

Of course Dwarf blood contains Iron!

There's just not not enough to smelt nobles into something useful!

[Loud Whispers]

I was shocked at the lack of iron in this thread.

Does dwarven blood contain iron?

Not enough Haemogoblinite. Dwarf blood is mostly alcohol.

[chevil]

I was shocked at the lack of iron in this thread.

Does dwarven blood contain iron?

Not enough Haemogoblinite. Dwarf blood is mostly alcohol.

So that's why they slow down when forced to drink water.

[Hunger]

I was shocked at the lack of iron in this thread.

Does dwarven blood contain iron?

Not enough Haemogoblinite. Dwarf blood is mostly alcohol.

So that's why they slow down when forced to drink water.

Then they earn the [evil] tag.

[QuantumMenace]

Now, what would really be ironic would be if the dwarf got turned into a statue... of himself.

"This is a Urist McMurdered bone statue of the dwarf Urist McMurdered. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Urist McMurdered is screaming. The image relates to the killing of the dwarf Urist McMurdered by the dwarf Urist McChoppy to create the Urist McMurdered bone statue The Morbid Irony in 212."

[Revanchist]

Thhat would make the day of every browser on the site. Or at least mine.