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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2012, 11:20:12 pm »

BECOME THEOCRACY OF THE SUN GOD!! USHER IN ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF GLORY AND START THE EMPIRE OF THE SUN!!!
Deport this man to Japan!
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BECOME THEOCRACY OF THE SUN GOD!! USHER IN ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF GLORY AND START THE EMPIRE OF THE SUN!!!
Deport this man to Japan!
FOOLISH MORTAL JAPAN IS THE EMPIRE OF THE RISNG SUN! ITS TOTALLY DIFFRENT.
Even if I accept your premise (and spelling), your conclusion is irrelevant compared to it. We'd send you to a random city on the ocean floor if we wanted to destabilize it.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2012, 03:30:07 am »

DO THE ACTION THAT THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO STOP. ALSO, TELL JAPAN TO CHANGE THEIR FLAG TO RISING CANADA
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2012, 12:29:14 pm »

You send a dispatch to the Russian High Council (they have one of those now) and suggest forming a energy bloc between the two of you.

Russia wonders what you think you have to offer that would make them want to bend over like that. They say something like "We will bury you." You wonder what that might mean.

In related news, Siberia is being inundated with supplies of Canunawine. It is not having as much of an effect on the Russians as it did on the Americans, because of the hearty vodka-based diet of the Ruskies, but it is making headways in certain areas.

Your CSA director briefly entertains the idea of capturing an asteroid and smashing it into Russia, but that would take too long and have too little of an effect for the effort. He says he can still develop the technology for future needs, but it won't help now. After the directors meeting, you send off an e-Mail to Apple about a possible buy-out. They send a single image from an American television show in response:
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You briefly entertain the idea of changing Canada from a parliamentary democracy into an Empire of the Sun, but Japan hears of your idle musings and sends a cease and desist letter, signed by Zombie Hirohoto. You are scared of Japan now.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2012, 12:37:22 pm »

Use lower taxes, public services, and advertising on Russian channels to convince Russians to immigrate to Canada.
Offer China and Japan rates on cold-fusion-electricity low enough to undercut the Russians; compensate by raising the price of electricity being exported to America by, say, 10-15%.
Sell some Canunawine to the whole world to get them hooked, most importantly the UK and Australia.
Create a small committee to consider the logistic of an Antarctic colony.
Fund research into more efficient cold fusion.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2012, 12:38:16 pm »

In case of failure, flee to colonize the Moon.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2012, 12:41:40 pm by Guardian G.I. »
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2012, 12:44:13 pm »

THE GOD OF THE SUN GIVES NO SHITS ABOUT THIS HIROTHOTO! WE MUST INGORE THEM AND COMPLETE OUR GOAL! IT IS OUR DESTINY!
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2012, 12:44:53 pm »

Empire of the moon? Empire of the snow? Empire of the cold? Empire of the Snake?
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #67 on: October 07, 2012, 12:45:33 pm »

Sabotage Russian reactors, Make them Explode. Then tell the world itwas too bad the russisns didn't have safety equipment.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #68 on: October 07, 2012, 12:52:05 pm »

In case of failure, flee to colonize the Moon.
Start preparations fr the Lunar colony NOW--It's better to build the bridge before you need it, and exporting solar energy via microwaves would let us further corner the energy market.

Sabotage Russian reactors, Make them Explode. Then tell the world itwas too bad the russisns didn't have safety equipment.
Compare it to Chernobyl, the world will understand.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #69 on: October 07, 2012, 03:02:21 pm »

You send a dispatch to the Russian High Council (they have one of those now) and suggest forming a energy bloc between the two of you.

Russia wonders what you think you have to offer that would make them want to bend over like that. They say something like "We will bury you." You wonder what that might mean.
In that case, buy all the oil from OPEC on a 1:1 basis and convert it into napalm. Make Russia BURN.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #70 on: October 07, 2012, 03:17:40 pm »

Sabotage Russian reactors, Make them Explode. Then tell the world itwas too bad the russisns didn't have safety equipment.

But put a "The Canadian Crime Squad was here!" note down. Because it will totally look like Russia planted it to make us look bad.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #71 on: October 07, 2012, 03:20:54 pm »

Before starting a war with anyone, we should establish a firm control over the economy of the United States of America. It should be very useful for the war effort.
And if Americans object, then we should establish a firm control over the economy of the former United States of America.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2012, 03:22:26 pm by Guardian G.I. »
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #72 on: October 07, 2012, 08:26:05 pm »

It is now 2014. You have begun a campaign of economic sanctions and incentives to deteriorate the Russian economy, as well as bring Russian nationals to the cities of Canada. With the new, freshly deglaciated land in Greenland, many Russians settle in the countryside of the newest province. Already the population in the cities has reached 75 000, and rapid city development has begun in the northern coasts.

An attempt to sabotage the Russian reactors failed, as the security was too great. Our best agents were lost, and any espionage in the future will be less effective. Reports indicate that the security was upped just after we asked them to join into an energy bloc.

Our offer to export cheap energy to Japan was accepted, but South Korea, North Korea, and China refused, possibly as they felt it would be too dangerous to anger the Russians due to their proximity. Our probings into south-east Asia and India reveal we still have a chance to corner the market.

In America, saturation of Canunawine has reached a plateau. All cities have become addicted, and most of the countryside has too. There are a few regions where the locals either have not heard of it, or refuse to try it due to it being "foreign", and any attempt to crack those markets would cost too much to be worth it. As it is, all of Canadas government pre-cold-fusion is entirely funded by wine sales, and we have begun probing the European and the rest of the Americas.

In addition to the wine sales, we have bumped up the price of energy and wine extremely in certain industrial cities in America, with the intent to bend them to our will. It is too early to tell who, if any, will break.

The newest Canadian ships have just come off the line, enabling us to project ever more Canadian power into the Pacific coast. They have yet to be christened, and need a name before their first shake-down cruise.

Finally, our first rocket launch was successful, with a rendezvous with the International Space Station, and a 3-day orbit period. We now have guaranteed space capability, and already plans are being drawn up to land on the moon and set up a colony.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2012, 08:30:49 pm by Descan »
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #73 on: October 07, 2012, 08:31:08 pm »

Nuke Russia. As a warning to whoever dares use snow not from Canada.
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Re: You are Canada!
« Reply #74 on: October 07, 2012, 08:33:38 pm »

Cold fusion requires cold temperatures, right? So are our newest ships stuck in colder waters?
If so, design some refrigerated battleships and such.
If not...well, start the Toronto Project. It's like the Manhattan Project, but in Toronto and dealing with bigger booms.
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