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Author Topic: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode  (Read 9899 times)

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2012, 10:31:30 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2012, 10:57:58 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2012, 02:54:17 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2012, 03:30:44 pm »

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Dark falls fast as you make the short hike to the northwest through the wilderness. You spot a kobold carrying a silver spear and another with a sword. You duck behind a tree before they see you. Your blood boils with dwarven rage and you can feel yourself slip into the martial trance, but you struggle to maintain composure and stealth. As you creep up on them, you free yourself from the blind rage and spot another kobold with a bow to the southwest. You can tell that you have made it to the center of the camp because you can see some of bandit swag stuffed into a huge leather bag. You move even closer and spot another archer, along with two more bags and a treasure chest. Remarkably, the kobold bandits have't spotted you yet.



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Continue sneaking and try to find the kobold chief, turn to page 41.

Burglarize the kobolds for all they're worth, turn to page 42.

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Try to stealthily pick off the bandits one at a time, turn to page 44.

Try to leave this place as safely as possible, turn to page 45.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2012, 03:44:53 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2012, 03:48:31 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2012, 04:51:22 pm »

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You sneak around to the west and try to creep up behind the bowman. Unfortunately, a twig snaps beneath you and the kobold whips around, firing an arrow that would have hit you in the eye if it were not for your shield. Another arrow flies at you from the darkness beyond the bowman. You pounce on the bowman and hack off his right arm, causing him to fall and bleed heavily. You stand over the dying kobold, with two spearmen and a swordsman advancing towards you and a bowman undoubtedly targeting you from the shadows. You hack the struggling kobold again with your axe, this time lopping off his right leg. You bring his suffering to an end with a final slash of your axe, which severs his other arm. You and the swordsman duel ferociously, with rapid swings and parries occurring in the space between you as you both dance all about the camp. Meanwhile, the two spearman continue to advance towards you, and another swordsman enters the scene from the north. The mob begins to surround you, but you duck out of the crowd to the south and retreat in that direction for a few meters. There you find the elusive bowman, who fires an arrow into your shield. You dodge and block two more arrows as you rush towards the bowman, five bandits in your wake. You strike him in the chest with the pommel of your axe, before leaving him and running further south as the mob reaches you. He fires more shots at your back as you run, but they all miss. You swerve around the trunk of a tree, which is adjacent to another (providing sufficient cover from the bowman) and wait for the first kobold to come around the corner alone. A spearman turns the corner at an immense speed, but he is clotheslined by the blade of your axe, which stops him dead in his tracks and tears off his right arm. He tries to crawl away from you as you bash him in the lower back with your axe's pommel, but your onslaught is interrupted by a swordsman. You leave the injured spearman to bleed and step back to your position behind the tree. The swordsman follows you, with another sword-wielding kobold behind him and two more bandits flanking you from the north.



 You hack the swordsman's arm off and abandon your position, with five angry kobolds either limping or running to keep up with you. As you run, you periodically swing at the legs of the nearest kobold to you in order to slow them down. Eventually you break at least one of each of your pursuers leg's, but sever none. The stubborn kobolds are not deterred, and continue to crawl towards you with their weapons outstretched.



At least now you can engage them one-on-one, and do so with great success. After tearing apart a crippled swordsman, you notice that the others have begun to crawl away from you, but they aren't too hard to catch up to. You systematically hack and pommel each of the fleeing disabled bandits, until the conniving bowman from earlier rears his ugly head and actually lands a shot on you. The arrow pierces your leg, shattering your bone and knocking you to the ground alongside a kobold swordsman (who is in a very similar predicament).



You don't attempt to stop the swordsman as he crawls away (he'll probably bleed to death anyway) and claw your way along the ground until you reach a safe position behind a palm and an acacia. The pain is tremendous, but you grit your teeth and will yourself not to fall unconscious. Arrows fly towards you from the dark, peppering the surrounding tree trunks and soil, and one strikes your shield. You crawl out into the night, searching for this cowardly sniper. Another arrow lands, this time in your left leg. The bone is chipped and blood pours out of your leg onto the ground and pants, leaving a red streak behind you as you crawl. You manage to roll back behind the trees before passing out briefly. When you awake, you are stunned and still in extreme pain, but the bleeding has stopped. As you try to escape this hellhole through the east, an arrow pierces your back, passing right through your flesh and striking your spine. A pain such as you have never imagined erupts through your whole body, and you feel everything begin to numb. You still seem to be able to work your arms, and despite barely being conscious, you persevere. You begin crawling on your right shoulder, with the rest of your body curled into as compact a ball you can manage, with your shield covering yourself. This technique is surprisingly effective, allowing you to block five arrows. You finally reach a ditch (the kind that usually contain murky pools), and roll down into it. You cover yourself and equipment in the still-wet mud and assume as stealthy a position as possible for someone with your injuries. Slowly and painfully you crawl out of the ditch, and continue crawling away to the southeast until you feel safe from the beasts. You travel for quite a while to the east, and your limbs remarkably seem to have recovered quite a bit. Your spine, however, is horribly mangled and broken. You lie on the ground, not far from a kobold camp in the pitch-black dark, with severely painful and debilitating injuries, but you are alive (for now).

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Attempt to travel south in your terrible condition, turn to page 47.

Muster up a truly dwarven courage stupidity and crawl your way back to the camp to kill them all from below, turn to page 48.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2012, 04:54:20 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2012, 04:58:08 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2012, 05:02:08 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2012, 05:04:20 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2012, 05:41:57 pm »

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You crawl slowly and painfully a short distance down an incline onto a small flat space. You make eight campfires all around you in strategic positions to ward off creatures of the night, and fall unconscious in the center of them. In the middle of the night you are awakened by the unsettling noise of bogeymen cackling, although you cannot see them. Despite feeling confident that your defenses will definitely keep the bogeymen at bay (they are terrified of all light), you cannot go back to sleep due to their disturbing cackling. You instead curl up into a ball beneath your pig tail clothing, surrounded by immense heat. You also watch and tend the fires vigilantly, for they are your life support. Most would struggle to breathe beneath this thick smoke, but you've experienced far worse in the subterranean metal forges back home.



From nearby in the darkness, you hear the bone-chilling yelps of dingoes and the sound of flesh tearing. The evil cackling intensifies.



Finally, after waiting terrified for several hours, you are finally granted relief. As dawn breaks, and the cackling slowly fades, you chow down on a delicious breakfast of raw lion meat and a heaping helping of kobold blood.





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Begin the painstaking trek back to Sweetnessgraves, turn to page 49.

Crawl back to the kobold camp and fight their diminished numbers with your diminished body, turn to page 50.

Begin the painstaking trek back to the human fortress, turn to page 51.

Travel back to the lion's den and hole yourself up there until you've recuperated a bit, turn to page 52.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2012, 05:55:17 pm »

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2012, 09:03:06 pm »

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You hike the tedious and difficult journey back to Metalfrightful's former den. Whenever you try to stand up, you fall right back down after only a step or two. You are forced to travel entirely on the ground, caking your face, hair, and rest of your body in mud and covering you with grass. You carefully cross two rivers, each time washing yourself off, but the grime doesn't take long to return. By the time you reach the entrance to the lair, you barely notice the horrid stench of rotten meat, and simply claw your way as far in as you can before falling unconscious. You sleep for twenty-four hours straight, and awake extremely hungry and thirsty. You enjoy an epic feast of lion flesh, and drink from the still-wet pools of blood that were created during your first visit. After the initial slumber, you enjoy a long series of lethargic days. Your sleeping is interrupted only by eating, drinking, and defecation, and you never once have to leave the cave throughout the whole experience. When you finally emerge from your tomb, your injuries to the spine, body, and shins do not seem to have completely healed, and you doubt they ever will. Even if the diversion didn't aid your health much, at least it gave you a nice vacation from the horrible experiences that you've become accustomed to in the past few days. Now with a replenished stock of lion meat, you crawl your way to the surface and are temporarily blinded by the daylight. You climb a small hill to the north and struggle to stand up, then lean against the trunk of a palm tree as you survey the surrounding land.



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Journey to the fortress to the southwest, turn to page 53.

Explore the human hamlet to the southeast, turn to page 54.

Return to Sweetnessgraves, turn to page 55.

Return to Storber, turn to page 56.
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Adventure Mode
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2012, 05:29:28 am »

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