TAKE DICE! MAYBE MAGICAL! MAYBE INFLUENCE ROLLS!
EDIT: ALSO VOTE FOR ERROL!
[1d6, 5] YOU PICK UP THE DICE.
[1d6, 1] A d42 starts glowing, and you hear a booming voice in your head;
Greetings, traveller! We are the sacred dice of Sunterauvogasta! Use us well, for we are immensely powerful artif- PFWAHAHAHAHAHA, if you looked at your face, man. If you only looked at your face. Here, have this. THE BOX OF DICE ATTACKS YOU WITH DUST. [2d4v1d6 6, 6] YOU PROMPTLY FALL UNCONSCIOUS. [1d6, 2] DEMOCRACY JUST DOESN'T WORK IN THESE PARTS, CHAP. REGARDLESS, YOU MANAGE TO VOICE YOUR UNCONSCIOUSNESS.
SPARTAN KICK DONUT FOR THE DICE!
[1d6v1d6 3, 5] JUST AS DONUT IS BEGINNING HIS GLORIOUS SPEECH ABOUT MATTERS CONCERNING HIS RECENT DISCOVERY OF A BRAND NEW MARSHMALLOW SOLAR SYSTEM, YOU FIND YOURSELF AT LOSS. A SPARTAN KICK IS DELIVERED TO A CHEST, WHICH YOU JUST CAN'T FIND. INTRIGUING.
ROLL 1D6
[1d6, 1] [XdY, 3576] NOPE, NO SIX SIDED DICE HERE. NO SIREE.
GO TO RANDOM.ORG INSTEAD
[1d6, 6] YOU SMASH RIGHT THROUGH THE DIMENSIONAL WALLS OF THE DUNGEON AND ARRIVE AT RANDOM.ORG.
NEW EXIT OBTAINED: NORTHWESTUPWARDS. THERE'S AN UNASSUMING BLACK SPECK IN THE PORTAL.
DO NOTHING.
IN A VERY FUNNY MANNER.
BECAUSE BUNNYFACE.
[1d6, 6] YOUR DOING OF NOTHING GREATLY AMUSES A NEARBY GRUE. IT CONSUMES YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT.
TAKE DICE! MAYBE MAGICAL! MAYBE INFLUENCE ROLLS!
SPARTAN KICK DONUT FOR THE DICE!
CONTINUE CHAIN. WITH ROUNDHOUSE.
[1d6v1d6, 4, 6] YOU ATTEMPT TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK DONUT, AND HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST SKILLED DODGER IN THE DUNGEON. WHICH IS TO SAY, HE DODGED INTO A CHASM.
NEW EXIT OBTAINED: DOWN.SHOUT LOUDLY TO PROVE RIGHT TO LEADERSHIP.
[1d6, 2] YOU SHOUT LOUDLY, CLAIMING YOU'RE THE BEST LEADER POSSIBLE. THE OTHERS ARE TOO BUSY KICKING A SLEEPING MAN TO CARE, THOUGH. ALL YOU GET IS A SORE THROAT.
PUNCH DEATHSWORD IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE.
[1d6v1d6, 6, 5] YOU TEAR OFF DEATHSWORD'S SNOUT WITH A SINGLE PUNCH. WHOOPS, THAT WAS YOUR SNOUT. NO WAIT. TWO SNOUTS? HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK. YOU'RE NOW BOTH LEFT SNOUTLESS.
IT IS DARK. THERE ARE EXITS DOWN AND NORTHWESTUPWARDS.
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