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[King DZA]

>No time! Use your keys as tiny, oddly-shaped daggers and go forth to dish out vigilante justice!

[Parsely]

>JUSTICE!

[Tsuchigumo550]

>JUSTIIIICE

[hops]

>No time! Use your keys as tiny, oddly-shaped daggers and go forth to dish out vigilante justice!

Mind still fuzzy from getting struck by a pole- wait, that was just a dream- you decided that you must save the old lady at all cost. Luckily your room key is pretty long for some reasons, and you wield your keys as if they were dual daggers. Running as if you're a superhuman you seemed to flash step behind the cowled mugger.

>JUSTICE!

"What the F-AAAAAAH!" the thief seemed to be very scared, probably because of the darkness (it's still winter) he probably thought you're some kind of vigilant hero. But then they finally saw that you're just a teenage girl and so he pointed his gun at you.

>JUSTIIIICE

The idiot probably thought your eyes are as bad as his prey, for it was just a toy gun. You use your car key to swipe at his throat, which he quickly dodged to the right, not seeing your other key that stabbed into his face, not cutting it but bruising him pretty heavily. As she seems to be dazed you promptly kicked him the privy, reducing him to a curling ball.

The old woman is really confused, she probably thought it's Batman or something.

Well, either that he/she was really incompetent, or your roommate just drugged you with some 'roids, because that was surprisingly easy.

You feel more lightheaded due to the epic karma gain. It is temporary as you just recently ruined a guy's life, and now he is probably going to get fired from his work, if he has one.

Examine man

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You don't usually refer to asexual things as male, since you're a feminist, yes, you think you are. It's face is obscured by a cowl, which also has mask on it (you bet they bought it at a costume shop) and it is wearing a dark green raincoat. You're pretty though that he's a guy since you just kicked his balls.

Examine self

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your dark brown hair is cut short, but still long enough to show thatyou're not a guy. Apart from your hairdo you would probably look male since you barely had boobs. You just realized that you just remembered that you're a girl, and that's pretty stupid. You also remembered that you do free running, which is why you managed to knock the mugger out.

Status

Inventory

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Equipped Black jeans
              White T-shirt
              Red Wool top
              Black Coat
              Socks
              Watch
              Room key
              Car key
Jeans Left pocket Room key
         Right pocket Car key
                            $20
Coat Right pocket Mobile Phone

Karma: _Heroic_
Time: 6 : 34 AM
Badassery: Pretty alot

[Tsuchigumo550]

Ask old lady if she had a phone to call the police, if so, go back to obtain taco.

[tomio175]

Rob old lady with keys
Search the man for money, ask the old lady to call "da cops".

[Parsely]

Steal rain coat and cowl. Deliver second kick to privates if necessary. If not, do it anyway.

[hops]

Ask old lady if she had a phone to call the police, if so, go back to obtain taco.

Rob old lady with keys
Search the man for money, ask the old lady to call "da cops".

You search the man for money, and found $100, however, the old lady said that he just mugged her and was about to get away.

Well

You're kind of a big deal here, well your work is anonymous, but it never hurts to have clean records. You grudgingly hand her back the money, but she generously gave you $50, which just made your happiness meter skyrocket temporarily. You ask her to call the cops, but she said that she don't keep phones.

This old lady is begging to be mugged. You resist the urge to ruin your karma and instead reached for your mobile phone. The police answers, saying that they will be there shortly.

Steal rain coat and cowl. Deliver second kick to privates if necessary. If not, do it anyway.

Nah, you're not ruining your Heroic karma while it last. However, you pull out his cowl, revealing

Your brother.

You kick his private again and heard another yelp. You always told him to come work with you, but he just won't.

You're not bailing him, that's dad's job. But you're still disgusted.

You kick your big brother again and then waited around until the police arrived to haul him to hospital first or something.

You then walk to Taco Bells, which is now open, and bought a taco. Your roommate and colleague would probably have returned home by now.

Status

Inventory

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Equipped Black jeans
              White T-shirt
              Red Wool top
              Black Coat
              Socks
              Watch
Jeans Left pocket Room key
         Right pocket Car key
                            $69
Coat Right pocket Mobile Phone

Karma: Nice
Time: 7 : 12 AM
Badassery: Pretty alot
Mood: Frustrated
Family Pride: Abysmal

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Chew your brother out for being such an asshole.

[hops]

Chew your brother out for being such an asshole.

He's too unconscious to even know what you're saying. Plus, he hasn't known yet that it was his little sister who had just beaten him up, and you intended for it to stay that way.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

But it's humiliating! And slightly funny from my perspective.

[hops]

But it's humiliating! And slightly funny from my perspective.

Well anyways he was just hauled to the ambulance, so maybe you can visit him later in the hospital.

[King DZA]

>Give up your stance as a feminist, and instead completely forsake any and all perceptions of gender or sex.

>Return home and regale your roommate with tales of your heroic exploits. Shower in celebratory tacos.

[tomio175]

Buy tacos, eat tacos. Make out with roommate. Sit on toilet for an hour because of tacos.

[Tsuchigumo550]

One taco is enough. Wander around town and try and think of something you might need because you suddenly have money.