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[hops]

Yes Of Course You Are Sitting In A Room Because Isn't That The Default Cliche Situation Or Whatever It Smelled Really Bad What Is The Smell Called Again Oh It's Strong Paint Is What It Is Oh God If You Can't Get Out You Will Gag

[Hello! This is my first adventure. The typing scheme won't last so don't worry. The character's thought is rapid as hell because this is maddening.

Oh, have I mentioned it's pitch black and the walls are painted in yellow?

And oh, he/she is sitting on the floor and is not restrained whatsoever]

[zombie urist]

How do we know the walls are yellow if its pitch black? 

[NRDL]

Break out.

[lawastooshort]

Break out.

I thought the title said Pants not Paints.

[Parsely]

I thought the title said Pants not Paints.

Same. Also GTFO of there.

[hops]

You Know It's Yellow Because You Do And What Do You Mean Break Out If You Could You Would Have Done It Long Ago Oh Wait You're Not Tied Down But You Bet The Door Is Locked Or Maybe There Is No Door Oh Wait There Is A Door And It's Unlocked Jesus Christ Why The Hell Are You Stuck Here In The First Place.

You take a full breath in. The paint still stinks, but it's better out here. You pause the survey your surrounding.

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You're standing few inches from the sky. You're on the top of a skyscraper. Nothing can be seen below but clouds.

[King DZA]

Think happy thoughts, and take a leap of faith.

[Parsely]

Think happy thoughts, and take a leap of faith.

Do it.

[Araph]

See if there is a small pile of hay at the base of the skyscraper. If there is, orient yourself towards it and crouch down dramatically at the edge of the building. If a conspicuous hawk flies overhead, jump down into the hay bale. If the hawk fails to show up, back the hell away from the edge and rethink your plans.

[Parsely]

See if there is a small pile of hay at the base of the skyscraper. If there is, orient yourself towards it and crouch down dramatically at the edge of the building. If a conspicuous hawk flies overhead, jump down into the hay bale. If the hawk fails to show up, back the hell away from the edge and rethink your plans.

Man up and jump.

[NRDL]

NO

YOU MUST FIRST SYNCHRONISE.

[lawastooshort]

If the hawk flies past rather than overhead, why not just leap off and grab hold of the hawk? You'd be able to glide down without requiring the haystack, which, in a built up area, is pretty unlikely to be down there.

[Parsely]

If the hawk flies past rather than overhead, why not just leap off and grab hold of the hawk? You'd be able to glide down without requiring the haystack, which, in a built up area, is pretty unlikely to be down there.

At least he's making sense!

[hops]

What's with these voices in your head. Urk, after your head had cleared you realized you're hearing things. Not hear, of course, but these are alien thoughts.
Whatever, you're not going to be stupid enough to be pulled by suicidal impulses. There is no way you can-

SQUAWK

A previously unseen hawk strikes you in the head!
You lose balance.

Oh noooo.

You fall down.

[Parsely]

Fly.