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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #420 on: October 27, 2012, 06:49:31 pm »

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((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))
Wait, plot?
Seriously, though, I have no idea how this relates to anything.
((Remember how some supermen vanished, some anti-bacon squad members vanished, and miauw62's explosion level vanished? That was because Malus Scripto, a creature of pure bad story telling, was trying to break into the game's universe. It was feeding on the repetitiveness of the story, and using that to fuel its entry. Finally wsoxfan did the same action three times in a row, which made Mars the center of bad writing for the entire universe. Malus was then able to use that concentrated uninterestingness to claw its way into the game's universe, destroying Mars in the process. Now Malus wants to consume this forum game and use its additional power to attack other games, shows, movies, and stories. Earlier the demon fleet attacked Baconury and Mars to get at the three who were accidentally helping Malus - Coria, miauw62, and wsoxfan, in hopes of preventing Malus from gaining entry. The demon fleet failed, and now a neigh-omnipotent universe-eater is lose at near full strength. That is the plot.))
Nope.
Convince Xantalos that he's full of hot air; he's not anywhere near omnipotent and couldn't eat a universe if it was divided into bite-sized pieces.
Cause demon fleet to crash. Summon characters from the first The Art of Minimalism.

GWG, you're getting a bit high off of my WTF fumes. I'm not eating the universe.
Was mostly joking. I think it reminds one of your YAFB character, though.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #421 on: October 27, 2012, 06:53:14 pm »

CREATE POPULAR NEWSLETTER
READ NEWSLETTER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON
((Malus Scripto made its speech so loudly that everyone in the universe heard it. Or is the sudden plot point confusion and suckish?))
Wait, plot?
Seriously, though, I have no idea how this relates to anything.
((Remember how some supermen vanished, some anti-bacon squad members vanished, and miauw62's explosion level vanished? That was because Malus Scripto, a creature of pure bad story telling, was trying to break into the game's universe. It was feeding on the repetitiveness of the story, and using that to fuel its entry. Finally wsoxfan did the same action three times in a row, which made Mars the center of bad writing for the entire universe. Malus was then able to use that concentrated uninterestingness to claw its way into the game's universe, destroying Mars in the process. Now Malus wants to consume this forum game and use its additional power to attack other games, shows, movies, and stories. Earlier the demon fleet attacked Baconury and Mars to get at the three who were accidentally helping Malus - Coria, miauw62, and wsoxfan, in hopes of preventing Malus from gaining entry. The demon fleet failed, and now a neigh-omnipotent universe-eater is lose at near full strength. That is the plot.))
Nope.
Convince Xantalos that he's full of hot air; he's not anywhere near omnipotent and couldn't eat a universe if it was divided into bite-sized pieces.
Cause demon fleet to crash. Summon characters from the first The Art of Minimalism.

GWG, you're getting a bit high off of my WTF fumes. I'm not eating the universe.
Was mostly joking. I think it reminds one of your YAFB character, though.
((I see. The speech DOES seem like me in YAFB, yes; long and evil, but not as pompous as Misko. (no offense Misko, but you've basically devolved into a cowardly conservativenotreally in YAFB)))
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #422 on: October 28, 2012, 01:53:53 am »

Order Shelly De Killer to attack wsoxfan instead. Sue Malus Scripto for infringing copyright laws. While drinking 17 cups of coffee.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #423 on: October 28, 2012, 01:11:40 pm »

>BLESS COVENANT FORCES WITH MAGI-TECH POWERS
>COUNTER ENEMY SERAPHS WITH MORE SERAPHS. ACHIEVE VICTORY THROUGH ATTRITION WARFARE
>FINISH CONSTRUCTION OF DEATHSTAR. FIRE ITS MAIN WEAPON AT DEMON FOOTHOLD
>SEND STEALTH SCOUTS TO GATHER INTELLIGENCE ON MALUS SCRIPTO


"My faithful. Our enemies stand at our doorstep, but we shall not let them triumph over our holy crusade. They will seek to use the power of our ancestors to bring ruin to us all - a fate we shall not allow. For we stand strong. Our faith is strong.

We shall not fall."


>CONTINUE FEAST WITH EPIC MAIN COURSE, SWEDISH-STYLE
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #424 on: October 28, 2012, 05:17:06 pm »

PREVIOUS TURN
NEXT TURN (DOESN'T EXIST YET)

(?) SUPER HUGE SURGE OF POWER INFUSED IN EVERYONE. EVERYONE GAINED EFFECT "ALWAYS ROLL 1000" (CANNOT BE DISPELLED, CANNOT BE REFRESHED) FOR 1 TURN(S)!

CALL HELP FROM BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND MASS EFFECT
SEND ARMADILLO FLEET AGIANST MALUS
EXPAND AND REINFORCE FLEET DEFENDEING COPY OF SOLAT SYSTEM
HAVE EARTH MILITARY HELP
ALSO SEND DESIGNS FOR CRUISER TO ALL WHO ARE TRYING TO DESTROY DEAMONS AND MALUS
(1000) POWERFUL SCREAM FOR AID OPENS PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND MASS EFFECT SHIPS POOR OUT AND CHARGE INTO BATTLE AGAINST MALUS SCRIPTO. ARMADILLO FLEET GLOWS AND THEN GAINS TITANIUM ARMOUR AND CHARGES AT MALUS SCRIPTO. COPY SOLAR SYSTEM GROWS AND EXPANDS, AND SO DOES THE DEFENSE NETWORK. EVERYONE NOW HAS DESIGNS FOR CRUISER.

Delete whatever released from MARS with flaming undergarments! Make Pluto cybermouse Utopia! Continue exterminating demons!
(1000) FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS GLOW, AND PRODUCE FLAMING PANTYHOSE. FLAMING UNDERGARMENTS AND PANTYHOSE DUAL EQUIPPED! FLAMING WEAPONS SLICE THROUGH MALUS SCRIPTO! CYBERMICE BUILD UP PLUTO BASE. DEMON FLEET ALSO DAMAGED.

QUICK! EVERSE TO X-0 WHILE WREX EVERSES TO X-9! THE COMBINED EVERSIFICATION WILL RIP THE UNIVERSE A NEW ONE!
(1000) UNIVERSE FILLS WITH RAINBOWS, UNICORNS, AND GENERAL PANSYNESS. FLYING UNICORN ARMY OBTAINED! YOU GROW A UNICORN HORN THAT CAN SHOOT RAINBOWS.

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. the fleet.

WRITE A STORY, SEND IT TO THE FLEET. MAKE SURE IT IS ORIGINAL.

Write a letter to Misko apologizing for stealing nuclear missiles.

(1000) WRITING IS SO MAJESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL THAT IT COMES TO LIFE! THE STORY WAS ABOUT ALIENS LANDING IN ANTARCTICA THAT THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS A COLD WASTELAND. THE TWIST IS THAT THE WORLD IS COLD WASTELAND, AND THAT NUCLEAR WAR DESTROYED HUMANITY. IT IS BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS. ALIENS WORSHIP YOU AS THEIR GOD. OBTAINED ALIENS! OBTAINED ALIEN FLEET! OBTAINED FROZEN EARTH! APOLOGY TO MISKO IS HEARTWARMING.

Warning - while you were reading 10 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

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CAST LEVEL STEAM MALUS SCRIPTO
(1000) MASSIVE STEAM HURRICANE LAUNCHED AT MALUS SCRIPTO. LEVEL 10 STEAMMANCY OBTAINED!

UNLEASH A ARMY OF WELL-TRAINED WRITERS. LAUNCH WRITINGS AT MALUS SCRIPTO
FINISH LAST OF EVACUATIONS.
ASK OUT FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE. MAY AS WELL GET SOMETHING DONE BEFORE WE ALL DIE.
PRAY TO JEBUS FOR PROTECTION, JEBUS BEING THE GOD OF BACON.

(1000) POWER OF CREATIVITY TEARS MANY SMALL HOLES IN MALUS SCRIPTO! MALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE ADMITS TO HAVE BEEN FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL AIDE ALL ALONG. TURNS OUT YOU'RE NOT GAY (I THINK). JEBUS HEARS PRAYER, AND GRANTS YOU HOLY BLADE BACONXCALIBUR. BACONXCALIBUR OBTAINED!

Order Shelly De Killer to attack wsoxfan instead. Sue Malus Scripto for infringing copyright laws. While drinking 17 cups of coffee.
(1000) SHELLY DE KILLER LEAVES SHIP INCONSPICUOUSLY AND PRETENDS TO WORK FOR WSOXFAN. MALUS SCRIPTO HAS ABOUT A MILLION OR SO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS! MUCH OF MALUS SCRIPTO'S POWER IS LOST! CUPS OF COFFEE REMIND YOU OF EPISODE OF FUTURAMA.

>BLESS COVENANT FORCES WITH MAGI-TECH POWERS
>COUNTER ENEMY SERAPHS WITH MORE SERAPHS. ACHIEVE VICTORY THROUGH ATTRITION WARFARE
>FINISH CONSTRUCTION OF DEATHSTAR. FIRE ITS MAIN WEAPON AT DEMON FOOTHOLD
>SEND STEALTH SCOUTS TO GATHER INTELLIGENCE ON MALUS SCRIPTO


"My faithful. Our enemies stand at our doorstep, but we shall not let them triumph over our holy crusade. They will seek to use the power of our ancestors to bring ruin to us all - a fate we shall not allow. For we stand strong. Our faith is strong.

We shall not fall."


>CONTINUE FEAST WITH EPIC MAIN COURSE, SWEDISH-STYLE
(1000) MAGI-TECH POWERS EXPAND TO NEW LEVEL! SERAPHS EASILY DISPATCH OF SAN SERAPHS, AND EVEN KILL SOME DEMON FLEET! NO NEED FOR ATTRITION. DEATHSTAR IS COMPLETE. DEMON FLEET HEAVILY DAMAGED BY DEATHSTAR! STEALTH SCOUTS DISCOVER THAT MALUS SCRIPTO HASN'T FINISHED DIGESTING POWER IT STOLE. ANTI-BACON SQUAD MEMBERS, SUPERMEN, AND EXPLOSION CAN BE RECOVERED! AMAZING SPEECH HELPED OUT.

NPC ACTIONS:


(1) DR. FURIO TIGRE SCARED OF DEMON FLEET, AND RUNS AWAY. DR. FURIO TIGRE GONE FOR NOW.

(6) DEMON FLEET IS VERY WEAKENED, AND TRIES TO ESCAPE. DEMON FLEET SCATTER!

(?) VOICE OF RANDOM NUMBER GOD SHOUTS OUT. "FINISH MALUS, MY CHILDREN. I AM THE ONE WHO GRANTED YOU SUPER POWER SURGE. TODAY YOU WILL REACH THE NEXT LEVEL OF EVOLUTION. HOW YOU EVOLVE WILL DEPEND ON HOW YOU DEFEAT MALUS."

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« Last Edit: October 28, 2012, 07:41:28 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #425 on: October 28, 2012, 05:22:49 pm »

EXPLAIN THAT EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT.
GO ON SCIENCEY LECTURE INSTEAD OF SAVING UNIVERSE.
OOPS.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #426 on: October 28, 2012, 05:26:51 pm »

BECOME THE STEAMEST OF THEM ALL

POINT OUT TO RNG THAT NUMBERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

TURN HOUSE OF RNG INTO SAUNA
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #427 on: October 28, 2012, 05:34:04 pm »

EAT UNICORN ARMY
EVERSIFICATE TO X-INFINITY
BECOME THE THING (HORROR MOVIE VERSION)
SHAPESHIFT TO BECOME EVERYTHING EVER AT ONCE
DEFEAT MALUS WITH THE POWER OF EVERYTHING WHILE PLAYING MUSCLE MUSIC
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #428 on: October 28, 2012, 05:34:55 pm »

HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY END WELL?
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #429 on: October 28, 2012, 05:36:35 pm »

HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY END WELL?
(1000)
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #430 on: October 28, 2012, 05:37:17 pm »

(For 1 turn, which passed)
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #431 on: October 28, 2012, 05:38:20 pm »

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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #432 on: October 28, 2012, 05:45:08 pm »

UNLEASH THE SECRET WEAPONS! DISACLE MALUS SCRIPTO WITH ELECTROMAGNETIC BOMBS,
GET CLOSE, STAB WITH BACAXCALIBUR
EVACUATE LAST OF NON-ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL. EVEN PRESUDENTIAL AIDES.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #433 on: October 28, 2012, 05:52:29 pm »

HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY END WELL?
(1000)
If the successful completion of an action is bad, the GREAT completion of the action will be worse.
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Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« Reply #434 on: October 28, 2012, 05:54:58 pm »

HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY END WELL?
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If the successful completion of an action is bad, the GREAT completion of the action will be worse.
Even better!
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