PREVIOUS TURNNEXT TURN((Life seems to have settled down a bit. Time for an update.))
SELL OLD SPICE TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYWHEN
(5) YOU SELL SO MUCH OLD SPICE THAT YOU ABSORB SOME OF THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD SPICE GUY. NEW SKILL ACQUIRED: TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY (LASTS 5 TURNS). YOU ARE ALSO RICH NOW.
Fine, use astral diplomacy on wsoxfan. Fire more supernova on earth for artillery support 
(5) YOU CONVINCE WSOXFAN TO MAKE YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS. YOU CONTINUE FIRING SUPERNOVAE AT EARTH.
BUILD SPAWN POOL OF FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS ON MARS, TAKE OVER THE MOON, AND VENUS. REPLY GRACIOUSLY TO THE ASTRAL DIPLOMACY. USE FLYING NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS TO HELP ARTILLERY SUPPORT ON EARTH.
(5) YOU USE 1000 IRON, 1200 OIL, and 2000 WOOD CREATING 5 NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS. YOU STILL HAVE 9000 IRON, 7800 OIL, AND 800 WOOD. YOU SEND ONE BATTLESHIP TO HELP ATTACK EARTH. (5) I THINK EARTH IS DEAD NOW. THE EARTH MILITARY ESCAPES, THOUGH. YOU SEND A BATTLESHIP TO TAKE THE MOON. (5) THE MOON MEN ARE TAKEN BY SURPRISE, AND ARE EASILY SUBDUED. THE EMPEROR OF THE MOON IMMEDIATELY SURRENDERS. YOU SEND ANOTHER TO VENUS, BUT ARE SURPRISED TO FIND THAT VENUS HAS DISAPPEARED. MYSTERIOUS, AND POSSIBLY PLOT-IMPORTANT!
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Retreat from the doomed planet with followers onto bacon based (But not constructed out of) Bacon society on Mercury.
Form the High Baconic council
(5) MERCURY IS RENAMED BECONURY. YOU ARE HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL.
CREATE ANTI-BACON CRIME SQUAD.
ATTACK BACON PRODUCTION FACTORIES ON MISKO'S BACON PLANET THING.
(5) YOU CREATE THE ANTI-BACON CRIME SQUAD (ABCS). YOU DESTROY FACTORY MACHINES AND RECRUIT BACON FACTORY WORKERS, ALL WHILE AVOIDING
CONSERVATIVE SWINE BACON LOVERS.
>BE VEGETARIAN, SEND POSTCARD OF SUPPORT TO CORAI'S ANTI-BACON SQUAD
>BUILD AWESOME MANSION FOR SELF & QUEEN, COMPLETE WITH PIGPEN TO HOUSE LIBERATED SWINE
(5) YOU WRITE THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTWARMING POSTCARD ABOUT VEGETARIANISM EVER TO CORAI. CORAI IS NOW SUPER-MOTIVATED. (5) YOU BUILD SUPER-AWESOME MANSION. WITH LASERS AND DRAGONS. QUEEN LOVES IT. ALSO PIGPEN.
I A SLIME WILL ABSORB THE INSIDES OF THE ONE WHO ATE ME AND ASSIMULATE THE BRAIN, ALL OF THIS HAPPENS WITHOUT HIM KNOWING
(5) YOU FUSE WITH FORSAKEN1111, AND BECOME KILLERFORHELL1111. YOU NOW SHARE A BODY AND MIND WITH HIM. NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN HAPPEN WITHOUT HIM KNOWING.
I A SLIME WILL ABSORB THE INSIDES OF THE ONE WHO ATE ME AND ASSIMULATE THE BRAIN, ALL OF THIS HAPPENS WITHOUT HIM KNOWING
OPEN UP A HOLE IN POCKET DIMENSION. DIRECT A SUPER BLACK HOLE'S GRAVITY FROM POCKET DIMENSION AT THOSE WHO ATE ME.
(5) KILLERFORHELL1111 IS NOW IN A SUPER BLACK HOLE. YOU ARE NOW FLOATING SOMEWHERE AROUND WHERE EARTH WAS BEFORE IT DIED.
Sue everyone for charges of insanity.
(5) THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE SUCCESS. YOU NOW HAVE A BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH.
CREATE NUKE.
CREATE RADIATION SUIT.
PUT ON RADIATION SUIT.
USE NUKE TO BLOW UP WORLD.
(5) WORLD ALREADY BLOWN UP. YOU GET TO KEEP THE NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT, THOUGH.
Use cat memes to support propaganda supporting the building of uber-spaceship. Supervise building of 'Tommyknockers style' spaceship. Fly away with cat-human meme creating army using mice as food.
(5) YOU CREATE UBER-SPACESHIP BEFORE EARTH DIES, AND ESCAPE WITH YOUR CAT-HUMANS.
> CONVERT WORLD INTO SOLID PLUTONIUM USING MIND
> FLY INTO SPACE
> SURVIVE EXPLOSION
> BREATHE IN SPACE
(5) WORLD IS ALREADY DEAD. THE FLOATING REMNANTS ARE TURNED INTO PLUTONIUM, WHICH YOU COLLECT. THEN AN EXPLOSION COMES OUT OF NOWHERE, BUT LUCKILY YOU KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN AND YOU SURVIVE IT UNSCATHED WITH YOUR WILLPOWER. DA_NANG AND EVERYONE ELSE NEAR EARTH IS HURT FOR 1000 DAMAGE.
HIRE PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS. GRADUATE TO MOUNT&BLADE 2.
(5) YOU DO THAT.
STOP TNSBCCSST FROM SINKING THEN BLOW UP MARS AND AFTER THAT GO TO MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE.
(5)TNSBCCSST IS NOT SINKING ANYMORE. YOU BLOW UP MARS, BUT IT COMES BACK TOGETHER AFTERWARDS. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?
FIND OUT WHAT LESSER BLESSING OF RAGE DOES. MAKE SURE THAT ENTIRE MOB IS LOYAL TO ME.
(5) LESSER BLESSING OF RAGE MAKES RAGE-ELEMENTAL ALLIES MORE LOYAL AND RAGE-ELEMENTAL ENEMIES EASIER TO RECRUIT. IT ALSO MAKES YOU STRONGER AGAINST RAGE-ELEMENTAL ATTACKS. YOU ASK THE MOB IF IT IS LOYAL TO YOU. (5) IT SAYS YES.
NPC ACTIONS:
(3) LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10 FINDS LONGSWORD, AND EQUIPS IT.
(4) CATSPLOSION FOUND CATNIPSPLOSION WHILE ON UBER-SPACESHIP, AND DECIDED TO SAVE IT FOR LATER.
(6) EARTH MILITARY MANAGES TO CAPTURE SOME OF THE SUPERNOVAE AND USE THEM TO MAKE SUPERNOVAE SUPERMEN. SUPERMEN ARE TOO STRONG FOR MILITARY TO CONTROL.
(3) SUPERMEN TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT HOW THEY ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOMELY SELF-PRESERVING, CANNOT BE KILLED, HAS NUKE AND RADIATION SUIT
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
killerforhell1111: IS SLIME KING OF AWESOME, FUSION OF KILLERHELLHOUND AND FORSAKEN1111, INSIDE SUPER BLACK HOLE
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, ELOPED WITH FORSAKEN1111's QUEEN, HAS AWESOME MANSION, IS VEGETARIAN
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN, HAS LOTS OF BEER
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR x 2
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF ADOPTED BY A CATSPLOSION, HAS UBER-SHIP AND CAT ARMY
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME WARMONGER, HAS TNSBCCSST
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS CYBERMOUSE MINIONS, HAS ASTRAL DIPLOMACY SKILLS, IS RICH, VICE PRESIDENT OF MARS AND SECRETARY OF STATE OF MARS
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY BACON AVATAR, HAS BACON VISION AND SWORD, FOUNDER OF BACON RELIGION, HAS SOMEWHAT REDUNDANT ADDITIONAL BACON POWER, RULER OF BECONURY, HEAD OF THE BACONIC COUNCIL
Joben: IS AWESOME SPEAR THROWER
Spinal_Taper: ARE AWESOME BIONICLES, RULES CALDARIA, HIRED PLAYER CHARACTER IN MOUNT&BLADE WARBANDS, GRADUATED TO MOUNT&BLADE 2
jetex1911: IS AWESOME CTHULZUES
wsoxfan: IS AWESOME NUCLEAR SKY-LAND-BATTLESHIP PILOT, PROBABLY OWNS MARS, HAS 5 NUCLEAR BATTLESHIP CARRIERS, 9000 IRON, 7800 OIL, AND 800 WOOD
Xantalos: IS AWESOMELY ANTI-MATH, LEGENDARY COOK, CAN TRANSFORM INTO OLD SPICE GUY, IS RICH
da_nang: IS AWESOME SEVERAL-TIME DESTROYER OF REALITY, ALSO HAS REALITY POCKET DIMENSION
Praecordia: IS AWESOME CHARMISMATIC ANTI-HERO, OWNS LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10, HAS LESSER POWER OF RAGE
Tiruin: IS AWESOME PARKOURIST
bukitodinos: IS AWESOME POKEMON PLAYER
Corai: IS AWESOME LEADER OF ABCS, IS SUPER-MOTIVATED
Fireiy: IS AWESOME OWNER OF BOTTOMLESS WAD OF CASH
GoombaGeek: IS AWESOME, HAS PLUTONIUM
QUEEN: STILL TECHNICALLY MARRIED TO FORSAKEN1111, ELOPED WITH YOINK, LIVES IN AWESOME MANSION
Praecordia's LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10EBBOR10: IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO PRAECORDIA, HAS LONGSWORD
A CATSPLOSION: LOYAL TO PISSKOP, HAS CATNIPSPLOSION
EARTH MILITARY: IN SPACE
SUPERMEN: VAIN
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