PREVIOUS TURNNEXT TURNROLL A SIX.
BREAK REALITY.
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.
(5) YOU ROLL SIX. REALITY BREAKS. KING LOOKS DISPLEASED.
DERM IT.
Support this crazy man!
(5+1=5) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT "DERM IT" MEANS. IT SUCCEEDS ANYWAY, SPECTACULARLY.
Kill the evil king, who happens to be the one which summoned you.
Rule the kingdom.
Roll a six.
(5) YOU WISELY IDENTIFY KING AS EVIL KING. YOU ATTACK HIM. HE IS VERY DEAD NOW. YOU ARE CROWNED NEW KING. THEN YOU ROLL A SIX.
SEDUCE QUEEN
WHILST KING IS TALKING
HELP HIM. BE WINGMAN.
(5) YOU SEDUCE QUEEN WHILE forsaken1111 IS TALKING. Yoink'S QUEEN RELATIONSHIP STAT GOES UP BY 20! Greenstarfanatic'S WINGMAN STAT HAS REACHED LEVEL 2!
Sabotage all actions.
(5) EVERY ACTION IN THE WORLD IS SABOTAGED. A WILD MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10ebbor10 HAS APPEARED.
Why everyone try 6? I try 1!
I AGREE WITH PLAN!
(5+1=5) YOU FLAWLESSLY ROLL A 1. REALLY GOOD JOB.
DO MAGIC TRICK.
(5) YOU PUT ON A STELLAR PERFORMANCE. EVERYONE GIVES YOU A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. NEW SKILL ACQUIRED: MAGIC TRICKS.
I BECOME A SILME DRAGON (DILUTED) AND VOMIT ASIDIC SLIME OVER EVERY ONE. EAT RESULT.
(5) TO EVERYONE'S HORROR, YOU TRANSFORM INTO A DILUTED SLIME DRAGON, COVER EVERYONE IN ACID, AND EAT THEM ALL. NEW SKILL ACQUIRED: TRANSFORMATION!
BE DIGESTED AND POOPED OUT AS A COMPLETED RUBIX CUBE
(5) IN AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF POOPMANCY, YOU ESCAPE killerhellhound'S BUTTOCKS PRE-DIGESTION IN THE FORM OF A RUBIX CUBE. AND YOU EVEN SOLVE YOURSELF ON THE WAY OUT. YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE SO PROUD. NEW SKILL ACQUIRED: POOPMANCY
Play Dwarf Fortress. Whats a five get me in DF?
(5) YOU BEAT DWARF FORTRESS. YOU EVEN GET YOUR INITIALS AT THE TOP OF THE HIGH SCORE BOARD (BECAUSE YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER BEAT DWARF FORTRESS). NEW SKILL ACQUIRED: DWARF FORTRESS LEGEND.
DRIVE BATTLESHIP ON LAND
YOU TAKE YOUR BATTLESHIP OUT OF YOUR INVENTORY, AND START DRIVING IT ON LAND. YOU EVEN MAKE ALL THE GREEN LIGHTS. ITEM ACQUIRED: REALLY COOL BATTLESHIP
TAKE ANOTHER GALAXY! CRASH INTO EARTH AND SURVIVE INSIDE A MOUSE HOLE!
(5) YOU GRAB THE NEAREST GALAXY, THEN YOU GRAB THE NEAREST MOUSE HOLE. YOU FIND A CITY OF MOUSE PEOPLE IN THE HOLE. THEY LET YOU PILOT THE MOUSE HOLE, AND YOU CRASH INTO EARTH. OH, AND NOW THEY WORSHIP YOU. ITEMS OBTAINED: GALAXY, MOUSE HOLE! MINIONS ACQUIRED: LOTS OF MOUSE PEOPLE!
BEAT RUBIX CUBE. SACRIFICE COMPLETED CUBE TO BACON GODS.
(5) RUBIX CUBE IS THOROUGHLY BEATEN. BACON GODS ACCEPT THE SACRIFICE, AND GRANT YOU BACON VISION AS A REWARD.
GreatWyrmGold: IS AWESOME, DESTROYED REALITY
dermonster: IS AWESOME, CAN DERM STUFF
Caerwyn: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
forsaken1111: IS KING OF AWESOME
Yoink: IS AWESOMELY SEDUCTIVE, BUDDING ROMANCE WITH forsaken1111's QUEEN
Greenstarfanatic: IS AWESOME WINGMAN
10ebbor10: IS AWESOME SABOTEUR
anailater: IS AWESOME SIDEKICK
RTD: IS AWESOME MAGICIAN
killerhellhound: IS AWESOME DILUTED SLIME DRAGON
Kedly: IS SUPER AWESOME RUBIX-CUBE-POOPMAGICIAN
pisskop: IS AWESOME DWARF
Tavik Toth: IS AWESOME DRIVER, HAS BATTLESHIP
Donuts: IS AWESOME MOUSE GOD, HAS GALAXY, HAS MOUSE HOLE, HAS MOUSE PEOPLE MINIONS
Misko27: IS AWESOMELY LOVED BY BACON GODS, HAS BACON VISION
QUEEN: MARRIED TO forsaken1111, HAS A THING FOR Yoink.
WILD MOB OF PEOPLE MAD AT 10ebbor10
A BUNCH OF MOUSE PEOPLE
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