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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #285 on: November 13, 2012, 04:31:49 pm »

Anything not very distinctive would work. I'd put fuel efficiency over "stealth."
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #286 on: November 14, 2012, 05:52:17 am »

Possibly a van, we may want to transport bulky equipment...
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #287 on: November 14, 2012, 07:28:19 am »

Vans flunk fuel efficiency.
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #288 on: December 02, 2012, 11:22:40 am »

Bit late to join in, only found this thread a few days ago...

I'm actually a bit confused. Since this is an ultra realism scenario, why has Bob not been going the Ultra Realistic Route?

There was mention of Captain Bulldozer and Hitler and stuff, but wasn't Bob's initial goal to become a villian AS A CAREER ie to make money?

Which has been leading to Bob doing things like trying to create income etc.

But... er... not to pour cold water on you guys but... everything that Bob has done that has gotten ANY positive results has been vanilla legal stuff that any guy with a bit of spare cash and boredom/ self improvement initiative would do. ... Invest your money, exercise, make friends. ... Seriously?

As I said, not trying to pour cold water on the thread. So... gonna give some suggestions of my own.

1. Try to join up with some organized crime. Join a protection racket, or drug selling, or underground fight club betting, or something.
2. Or do some solo criminal cash raising activities. Sell bootleg pirated games/ DVDs.

3. If you MUST restrict yourself to legal stuff... as least try to do something LUCRATIVE but DODGY... for instance, buy a massage parlor with girls that (unofficially!) offer happy endings... GOOD moneymaker, and good for building "rep" with the seedier group.

4. Seriously, what's with all the concern about taking 20 year loans??? ... errr... the whole POINT of this is that you will eventually be aiming to be an infamous Super Villian!
In other words... if you actually SUCCEED in your goals within a reasonable time frame... your debts become trivial. Either you are so rich and powerful you can pay off the debts easily... or else you are an evil super villian and a mere BANK isn't going to be able to force you to pay up!

Seriously, the way the thread is currently going, I expect Bob to finish his degree, get a normal job, have normal investments, and basically be a pretty average person... who has delusions of grandeur and ambitions of super villiany... which never actually amount to anything.
IE... Bob seems to be heading down the path of:
Career: Normal average law abiding citizen.
Hobby: Villian wannabe. Among many other hobbies. Villian stuff is a bit of an afterthought.
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #289 on: December 02, 2012, 11:54:55 am »

Since the thread didn't have any posts for over two weeks...
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #290 on: December 02, 2012, 03:48:21 pm »

Since the thread didn't have any posts for over two weeks...
Probably LordBucket has decided that our actions will get us into prison, so he got himself imprisoned in order to make his post true-to-life.
We can expect an update once he'll be paroled.
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #291 on: December 02, 2012, 04:20:42 pm »

Since the thread didn't have any posts for over two weeks...
Probably LordBucket has decided that our actions will get us into prison, so he got himself imprisoned in order to make his post true-to-life.
We can expect an update once he'll be paroled.
Huh.  I wonder if he got put on some kind of government list for starting this thread?  Nah, that's crazy ta
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #292 on: December 02, 2012, 04:41:18 pm »

And this thread is back.
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That was a surprise in the updated topics section.
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #293 on: December 03, 2012, 07:42:03 am »

Eh. If a mere 2 week hiatus marked the death of an RPG session, then many many games would have died partway lol...
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #294 on: December 03, 2012, 06:53:53 pm »

I'm actually a bit confused. Since this is an ultra realism scenario, why has Bob not been going the Ultra Realistic Route?

There was mention of Captain Bulldozer and Hitler and stuff, but wasn't Bob's initial goal to become a villian AS A CAREER ie to make money?

That's up to you guys. I'm just the gamemaster. I run the world, but it's up to you to decide what you do with it. But from my point of view...villainy as a "career" in the sense of "making money as an end goal" as you appear to be describing it had never even occurred to me when I started this.

Maybe it would help if we identified what exactly we all mean by "supervillain." There was some discussion of that early on in the thread, not everyone agreed with each other and some people seemed to think that being a proper supervillain was not possible in a "real world" environment. But there are plenty of examples of both real life and fictional supervillains who have had nothing that could possibly be considered "magic superpowers."

Ernst Stvro Blofeld from the Bond series, Captain Killdozer from real world Colorado. What about The Joker? No magic, no superpowers, nothing. On the superhero side, what about Batman? He's completely unpowered yet he can nevertheless go toe-to-toe with supervillains even who do have superpowers.

In my mind, the "super" part of "supervillain" indicates 1) power and 2) vision, that is above and beyond that of their contemporaries.

1) Power
Nothing requires that that power be incompatible with the real world. For example, if Bill Gates decided to leave a deliberate back door in every copy of windows that allowed a virus of his creation to easily propagate, and that virus logged all passwords, personal information and credit cards numbers, sent it back to him and he used it to destroy the world's financial markets...that would totally qualify as an act of supervillainy because it would be bringing to bear power that is not part of the common "crime" world, and that law enforcement would not easily be able to counter. If a street thug mugs an old woman the police can have a composite headshot drawn up. They can check surveillance cameras. And they can arrest the guy. What are they going to do about a virus and collapsing financial markets?

Captain Killdozer is an especially good real world example. He took common materials and destroyed part of a town and dozens of police emptying entire clips of ammunition were unable to stop him. He took common "real life" materials and leveraged them in a way to make himself a "super" threat that his contemporary rivals were completely unable to deal with. And he even picked up a supervillain name: Captain Killdozer.

How is his story any different than that of Dr Doom, Lex Luthor or any other fictional supervillain with no magic, no superpowers, and nothing but technology to work with?

I'm not saying to pursue the technological angle. It is one option, but it's not the only option. Power comes in many forms. Bill Gates could become a supervillain if he wanted. David Koresh could have been a supervillain. Probably most south american drug lords could become supervillains if they wanted. These examples all have sufficient power, but what they lack is:

2) Vision
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Try to join up with some organized crime. Join a protection racket, or drug selling, or underground fight club betting, or something.
2. Or do some solo criminal cash raising activities. Sell bootleg pirated games/ DVDs.

If you guys want to do those things, they could probably be arranged. But personally I don't think any of these things would make you any more of a "supervillain" than what you've done so far. They'd just make you a criminal.

Is the pirate bay a supervillain organization? Is your local cocaine dealer a supervillain? I would say no. Engaging in petty crime is not supervillainy, and in fact, even in fiction, not all supervillains are criminals at all. For example, Doctor Doom is the legitimate ruler of Latveria. Darth Vader is a high ranking member of the legitimate ruling Imperial government. Neither of these characters commit "crime for the sake of being a criminal" and in fact, both of them would probably say that their goals are to eliminate crime.

Supervillains not only have power above the norm, they also have goals that are above and beyond that of the ordinary villain. They have vision. They have style.

If you mug somebody, that's illegal but it wouldn't make you a supervillain. If you rob a bank, that's "bigger" and still illegal but it still wouldn't make you a supervillain. If you robbed Fort Knox, that would be huge, and illegal...but it probably still wouldn't make you a supervillain, but it might qualify if you did it while wearing a funny suit with a name and advertised it sufficiently. But what if you were to legitimately buy up a significant percent of the world's gold supply then steal a nuclear bomb, smuggle it into Fort Knox and blow it up, thereby inflating the value of your personal gold reserves?

That would be the act of a supervillain. (Goldfinger, in this case.)

But this specific example aside, there's no need for "money making" to be relevant to your goals. Captain Killdozer wasn't motivated by money, and neither was Joker.

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wasn't Bob's initial goal to become a villian AS A CAREER ie to make money?

...well, again...I'm just the gamemaster here, but I would say no, it wasn't the goal at all. Making money is a terribly mundane goal, and not "supervillainous" at all. Money is a legitimate form of power. As is physical strength. As is having an army, or tanks, or lasers. Power is impartial.

Relevant Order of the stick comic

And that's what I assumed you guys were doing. Simply building  power base, with no particular focus or care on the nature of that power. You have investments running. Money is a kind of power. You're working out and getting stronger. Physical strength is a kind of power. You're making contacts and building loyalty. Personal connections are a kind of power. You're learning new skills, lockpicking, climbing, ninjutsu, etc. Anything that increases your capabilities is an increase to your power. Like Xykon says in that OOTS comic, it doesn't really matter what form power takes. Power is power. And to be a supervillain, you do need power. But having power on its own is not supervillainy, and "be a criminal to make money" won't make you a supervillain.

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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #295 on: December 03, 2012, 07:36:46 pm »

There is one problem with what you're saying.
You bring up Lex Luthor and the Joker as realistic super-villains.  But they aren't.  Their technology is just as much bullshit as Superman is.
There is no gas that can drive people to do insano criminal acts while causing the victim to laugh their ass off.

Oh, and Captain Killdozer?  I wouldn't call him a super-villain, I would call him a homicidal idiot who had access to dangerous machinery.  Wait, make that a dead homicidal idiot with access to dangerous machinery.  Do we really want to go down that road?
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #296 on: December 03, 2012, 10:02:17 pm »

There is one problem with what you're saying.
You bring up Lex Luthor and the Joker as realistic super-villains.  But they aren't.  Their technology is just as much bullshit as Superman is.

1) These characters have existed for decades and the level of technology they've used has varied. It has been more or less "realistic" depending on the specific writer. The character concepts are perfectly valid examples of what I'm describing, even if some writers in specific instances have written them to have specific technology that wasn't.

2) As tvtropes would describe it, Reality is unrealistic. Your concept of "real world" might not match the real world as well as you think. This has come up multiple times already. Some people were saying it was unrealistic to be a ninja. Even though the ninjutsu school Bob is attending is a real life, real world ninjutsu school that's really in Mission Viejo. Here's their website. A few people were expressing uncertainty over explosives, and trying to act on ridiculous ideas about having covertly manufacture these things in secret, when, as already pointed out, you can just buy this stuff online. The problem here isn't that these things aren't realistic...so much as that some of you have very strange ideas about what is and isn't possible.

You want Iron Man? Here's a guy flying a jetpack alongside two fighter planes

You want Aquaman? Here's a guy wearing a powered dolphin suit

Here are some guys flying in wingsuits. Here's a guy smashing through a 3 foot stack of concrete blocks.

This is all real. No magic, no superpowers, and no "bullshit technology" required.

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There is no gas that can drive people to do insano criminal acts
while causing the victim to laugh their ass off.

Scopolamine + nitrous oxide

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"Scopolamine has become increasingly popular as a date rape drug, because unlike other date rape drugs that knock the victim out, this drug leaves the victim in a state of compliancy, in an awake zombie state, where their mind is totally controlled so they can participate in the rape, then remember nothing at all.  It is that very result that made the drug so appealing to the CIA.

This same mind control technique is being used to get victims to commit crimes, sometimes against themselves such as assisting in a robbery or their own murder. While the crimes may be caught by video tape and look like the person committing the crime is using free will, they are actually being controlled to commit the crime, and will have no memory of it afterward. "


Nitrous oxide
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Oh, and Captain Killdozer?  I wouldn't call him a super-villain, I would call him a homicidal idiot
who had access to dangerous machinery.  Wait, make that a dead homicidal idiot with access
to dangerous machinery.  Do we really want to go down that road?

That's up to you. If you don't like it, then don't do what he did. Keep in mind that he welded himself into his bulldozer with a gun specifically planning to shoot himself after his rampage. He accomplished exactly what he set out to do and if he'd planned a better exit strategy he might have succeeded with that too.

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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #297 on: December 03, 2012, 11:01:30 pm »

Well, mixing a mind-controlling drug with an anesthetic isn't really as effective as you would think.
And yes, you can do some amazing things.  But Iron man had rockets in his hands, and a suit made of nigh-indestructible metal.  You really can't be a comic book character in real life.
But yes, there are many villainous acts we can commit.  It's just going to take us some patience and Bob some money.
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #298 on: December 03, 2012, 11:38:41 pm »

And Doom had his own powers.
And Lex Luthor started with unimaginable wealth (and could sustain it).
And Batman had not-quite-so-ludicrous-but-still-darn-high wealth, plus gadgets which might not work so well IRL, and was training for years.

Face it, basing ourselves off a comic book character sets us up for failure. I think I mentioned early on that, if we had to choose, Luthor would be the best archetype to follow, but we don't have the capital or the corporation.

Goals as I see them, for now:
1. Get money so we can do supervillainous stuff.
2. Get elected, presumably so we can do supervillainous stuff.
3. Learn, so we can do supervillainous stuff.
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Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« Reply #299 on: December 04, 2012, 02:08:43 am »

I am sad to report that while I was about an hour into typing up an update...it seems to have been inadvertently lost due to a select all --> paste accident that went unnoticed until it was too late to revert the change.

Most of what was lost was discussion between Bob and Michael about legal agency and real estate law. I know you were all dying to hear explanations of how promissory estoppel can benefit you, but sadly, that update will have to wait until I feel like typing it all from over from scratch.

Sorry for the delay.
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