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[Thecard]

And Satn's name is creepy...

Well, when you put it that way, yeah it is.

[Funk]

we need a cheap car to get a round in.
any old junker will do.

at some point we need to start building the car of evil.

[Nny]

I say we spend the remaining money on aerosols and point them at the ozone layer, then empty them. Global warming is the perfect supervillian crime!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I say we spend the remaining money on aerosols and point them at the ozone layer, then empty them. Global warming is the perfect supervillian crime!

...No. First off, we need profitable supervillainy. Second off, that wouldn't work. Third off, destroying the ozone layer doesn't contribute to global warming. Fourth off, both ozone layer destruction and global warming are only slightly villainous to non-Captain Planet people and are well underway by others, in far larger amounts than we could add. Fifth...seriously, why?

[RAM]

For proper super-villainy we need super-powers or minions, and irradiating ourself seems like a bad plan. Ideally we would have some measure of anonymity too...

Perhaps we could design criminal activities. Find a vulnerable target, observe its patterns, plan an effective escape, account for evidence. Give the design to someone desperate enough to perform criminal activities scripted by an unknown party, drug addicts would seem likely candidates, if it works, they pay you for the next one and you gain some credibility, if it fails, they hopefully lacked the mental faculties or opportunities during the meetings to provide any identifying information about you. It would be a start to a master-mind role...

[GreatWyrmGold]

For proper super-villainy we need super-powers or minions, and irradiating ourself seems like a bad plan. Ideally we would have some measure of anonymity too...

Irradiation is for the unlikely event that risking the end of the game is worth the insignificant possibility of superpowers.

Perhaps we could design criminal activities. Find a vulnerable target, observe its patterns, plan an effective escape, account for evidence. Give the design to someone desperate enough to perform criminal activities scripted by an unknown party, drug addicts would seem likely candidates, if it works, they pay you for the next one and you gain some credibility, if it fails, they hopefully lacked the mental faculties or opportunities during the meetings to provide any identifying information about you. It would be a start to a master-mind role...

We need to figure out some sort of realistic, profitable villainy. Figure out an idea for something that fits those criterion, and I'll help refine it,

[LordBucket]

So far since last update we have:

 * 3 posts speculating about Stan
 * One vote to buy a car
 * One vote to buy aerosols and spray them
 * One vote to NOT buy aerosols and spray them
 * A vague suggestion to design activities and make plans

Need a bit more agreement to proceed.

[Thecard]

Don't do aerosol plan, it's horribly inefficient.
Don't buy a car, it's unnecessary.
We can't plot too well if we don't know all we have to work with.  We also don't want to draw attention to ourselves yet.  There's no need to spread terror yet.  We need to crouch in the shadows.  When we strike, we strike hard, we strike fast, and we go for the jugular.  First, we need to get ready.  The planning/plotting/assembling is going to take forever, but the attack should take as little time as possible.
We need to check our assets and Stan could be our greatest asset.  We should try to find some get-together, maybe just with Sam.  He may not care whether we find out about his supposedly laser-filled life.  Let's just ask.

[Nny]

+1 for not doing aerosals. I was huffing aerosals at the time and got confused.
Cars r dum.

I don't see why we care so much about Stan. Let a G be a G yo.
We need to do something actually evil soon.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Like what, get caught by the police? That's the least lethal thing likely to happen if we rush into villainy.

[Thecard]

I don't see why we care so much about Stan. Let a G be a G yo.

A 'G'?  What does that even mean?  'Gangster'?  'Gangnam'?  Whatever, it doesn't matter.
We "care so much about Stan" because the dude hangs out with a legitimate criminal (who we should also be getting to know) and carries fucking lasers in his pockets for fun!  And, he hinted at having a "past."  He could end up being really useful.

[Nny]

Gangsta.

[Nny]

[GreatWyrmGold]

I don't see why we care so much about Stan. Let a G be a G yo.

A 'G'?  What does that even mean?  'Gangster'?  'Gangnam'?  Whatever, it doesn't matter.
We "care so much about Stan" because the dude hangs out with a legitimate criminal (who we should also be getting to know) and carries fucking lasers in his pockets for fun!  And, he hinted at having a "past."  He could end up being really useful.

Agreed. Stan is both a probable criminal, or at least some kind of good contact for a villain, and makes lasers for fun. He is a great asset.

[RAM]

Of course, the more that we associate directly with criminals, the more that we will be associated with them. At some point we are likely to desire a high level of anonymity. So we should try to keep from doing anything that would get us remembered by anyone that we don't want to either trust or destroy...