It would, however, be very effective.
So, what do we want? Actual villany. We need someone that will hit the public consciousness in the solar plexus. When people see we mean business, we get notirety. Now, the kickstarter is too easy to track. Our biggest issue will bel supplies, logistics, and the such, for example, making money. Now, how could we get funding? One option would be a demonstration, but we would need a secure way to recieve that funding- would a swiss bank acocunt be adequate?
As far as a demonstration goes, a golf cart, ghetto-rigged into a bomb cart could be more than adequate, depending on the power of our explosives. As they are a bit on the weak side, I reccomend we add an incendary or sharapnel based component should we try this. Perhaps rigged with speakers and the like to proudly monologue before it explodes in a storm of fire and shrapnel.
Should we decide to use this track, we would need a good target, a suitable junker vehicle, a decent amount of explosives, the sale of the components of which are pretty easily tracked. I would reccomend we invest a large quantity of our cash into a savings bond, one of those good ones that are only avalible for fairly large quantities of cash, as a temporary source of revenue/Long haul strategy.
We don't get a snappy costume yet. We don't get a badass name yet. We get those when they fear us. When the mere mention of our existence makes them tremble in their boots, when we are synonmous with death, pain, and destruction, then we will be the unholy scion we so rightly feel we are.
Therefore, I suggest we play the long game. Shuffle say, 100,000 into a good investment, hiring advisors if neccesary, or more if we feel comfortable with it. Decide what we actually major'd in, and get a job in that field. Build contacts. Note weaknesses. Accrue capital gains. You don't get an army overnight, you tap into the vein of displeasure and reactive hatred that suffuses the American youth. We attend Socialist rallies and the like, gain speaking talents, support local occupy demonstrations with cheap ramen and the like. Build good PR, saving as much income from the investments and our job as possible. Assess the situation a year later, when we have gained some level of maturity. Repressed the feelings of pride, we will plenty of time to indulge them when our former boss lays screaming at our feet for mercy.
Therefore, let's get shit done motherfuckers, it's plotting time.
I'm drinking tonight, can you tell?
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