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GoombaGeek

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I found a hidden menacing threat
« on: September 29, 2012, 06:14:11 pm »

Tlastlaylmus jabrarsnus? Gne! Grologumbis nglamaflanga!

Although going to a tomb and raising 200 skeletons may have bugged ambush placement: since the game wants a lot of dudes to fight all the zombies, it places them in a perfect square. But what do I know? Maybe they're Roman Tactics Kobolds in Kobold Battle Formation. Maybe they've totally outclassed my shambling masses of super happy smile buddies. As soon as I took one step, they shot about fifty arrows. It was pretty trippy. Luckily, them chopping zombies in half just means there are now twice as many zombies.

This is my first really successful adventure, actually: I managed to find a vampire (nobody told me they just blink obviously! I wasted so much time asking everybody's name!), drink its blood, waltz into a tower, beat up about ten necromancers and walked off with a mystery slab. Every other time I usually just got lashed to death by an olm man out of nowhere.
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 06:25:36 pm »
They're evolving, we must notify the toad at once!
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 06:29:42 pm »
The invasion has begun, you will fall before my elite kobold warriors.
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2012, 10:10:37 pm »
The Kobold Centurions wish to claim you for the glory of Caesbus, Emperor of Kobolrome!
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 08:13:28 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on September 29, 2012, 06:14:11 pm
This is my first really successful adventure, actually: I managed to find a vampire (nobody told me they just blink obviously! I wasted so much time asking everybody's name!), drink its blood, waltz into a tower, beat up about ten necromancers and walked off with a mystery slab. Every other time I usually just got lashewalked off with a mystery slabd to death by an olm man out of nowhere.
You don't have to find the heavy stone slab, books can contain the secrets, too. You can usually tell by the titles. In my current world, that would be something like "Immortality exposed", "Did Doom Falter?" or "Oblivion In The Modern Era".
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miauw62

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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 08:51:37 am »
Kill them all, find their home civilization and exterminate the garbage-speaking menance.
Reanimate them and then kill ANOTHER kobold civilization, the world is a better place without them.
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 08:59:55 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on September 30, 2012, 08:51:37 am
Kill them all, find their home civilization and exterminate the garbage-speaking menance.
Reanimate them and then kill ANOTHER kobold civilization, the world is a better place without them.
I has to support Corai on this one, kobolds are too cool to be reanimated and kill their own species off. Or die at all actually. :P
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 09:10:00 am »
Quote from: Donuts on September 30, 2012, 08:59:55 am
Quote from: miauw62 on September 30, 2012, 08:51:37 am
Kill them all, find their home civilization and exterminate the garbage-speaking menance.
Reanimate them and then kill ANOTHER kobold civilization, the world is a better place without them.
I has to support Corai on this one, kobolds are too cool to be reanimated and kill their own species off. Or die at all actually. :P

BURN THE TRAITOR!        a hidden message : o
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

GoombaGeek

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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 11:11:06 am »
I killed them all, but it's ok because now they're all my super happy fun buddies! I have over 500 happy buddies now and I got another kobold ambush happening right now. Yay!

Also, one was named "Fungus". I killed him personally.
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 11:16:32 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on September 30, 2012, 11:11:06 am
I killed them all, but it's ok because now they're all my super happy fun buddies! I have over 500 happy buddies now and I got another kobold ambush happening right now. Yay!

Also, one was named "Fungus". I killed him personally.
Poor bastards... killing their own brethren...
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
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Re: I found a hidden menacing threat
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2012, 09:31:59 pm »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on September 30, 2012, 11:11:06 am
I killed them all, but it's ok because now they're all my super happy fun buddies! I have over 500 happy buddies now and I got another kobold ambush happening right now. Yay!
SEE!  They're helpful little buggers, aren't they!
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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