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Nny

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Your founders rap sheet
« on: September 29, 2012, 03:15:13 pm »

Since founders can often obtain ridiculous bounties, let's post them here so we can brag about our e-peens.

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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 03:41:13 pm »

I had a founder in a game with 17 counts of terrorism and 30 counts of treason.
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 03:46:55 pm »

The worse my founders ever get are a few counts of Theft and maybe one of bank robbing.
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2012, 04:14:33 pm »

My founder has only got 23 counts of breaking and entering. He's mostly peaceful.

My main action guy, though... let me check...

1 Terrorism
1 Releasing Prisoners
23 Vandalism
37 Armed Assault
77 Murder
147 Breaking and entering
152 Assault

And this was all done by himself, mostly unarmed (the armed assault comes from a brief period of crowbar-toting).
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 03:34:07 am »

I'm ashamed to say this, but I always keep my founder with a blank rap sheet.  My founder always has three layers of leadership insulating him/her from crimes.  I think I'm interested in a high-risk game, though.
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 03:38:58 am »

I always play solo games, and my "leader" is either a one man army, a ninja, Rorschach from Watchmen, or something like that.  The assault and murder charges reach into the hundreds. 
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 03:52:48 am »

I always play solo games, and my "leader" is either a one man army, a ninja, Rorschach from Watchmen, or something like that.  The assault and murder charges reach into the hundreds. 
Interesting. I usually take the opposite route, a founder with no charges, or many people with murder counts in the thousands.
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 03:10:56 am »

I'm shitty at rap so I have to decline :V

Also shitty at the game. *lolgettingkilledforloiteringinthepolicestation*
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 05:58:09 am »

Ok, original poster, I will be kind enough to satisfy your ego.

That is an impressive rap sheet.

I mean, I've seen murders and assaults in the hundreds.  But not the thousands.  If that character is still alive, let us know when the death count gets to 2000.

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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2012, 09:27:42 am »

Well, my founders rap sheet is this:
20 Murders,
77 counts of vandalism,
32 counts of assault with a deadly weapon,
1 count of racketeering,
and 1 count of releasing prisoners.
Dude's gonna' get a death sentence if he ever gets caught.

He also has one count of being too cool for public.  :P
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2012, 10:00:04 am »

Apart from releasing prisoners, and the occasional "whoops" crime, i.e. whatever actions come from forcibly escaping a blown infiltration, my founder tends to be very under-crimed.  I don't think I've yet managed to get anyone into a secondary leader position, so when the founder (inevitably) dies in a hail of bullets the whole LCS (that remains) wanders off or forgets that they're a sleeper.  (Really, must play this more, I'm sure I'm doing something 'wrong'.)

Though, it occurs to me, it should be very possible to add some figures to your guy's Public Nudity offence, OP, even if it's just an unclothed trip or two to the coffee shop, assuming things aren't significantly Liberal in that regard. ;)
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2012, 10:47:27 am »

Though, it occurs to me, it should be very possible to add some figures to your guy's Public Nudity offence, OP, even if it's just an unclothed trip or two to the coffee shop, assuming things aren't significantly Liberal in that regard. ;)

I'm actually not sure that the game ever makes use of Public Nudity as a crime -- there's placeholder data for it in the game, but it may never be charged against you. "Loitering" is also impossible to accrue normally, and I don't know if "Hiring illegal aliens" is possible or not.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 11:48:03 am »

Though, it occurs to me, it should be very possible to add some figures to your guy's Public Nudity offence, OP, even if it's just an unclothed trip or two to the coffee shop, assuming things aren't significantly Liberal in that regard. ;)

I'm actually not sure that the game ever makes use of Public Nudity as a crime -- there's placeholder data for it in the game, but it may never be charged against you. "Loitering" is also impossible to accrue normally, and I don't know if "Hiring illegal aliens" is possible or not.

I want to say I've somehow gotten "Hiring illegal aliens" in some way relating to rescuing people from sweatshops in a previous version but I'm not sure.
Ok, original poster, I will be kind enough to satisfy your ego.

That is an impressive rap sheet.

I mean, I've seen murders and assaults in the hundreds.  But not the thousands.  If that character is still alive, let us know when the death count gets to 2000.



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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 01:45:10 pm »

Welp. That's more than 2000 murders all right. What's the character sheet look like for that founder?

If you can currently get "Hiring illegal aliens", it probably comes from when one of your immediate subordinates gets deported.
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Re: Your founders rap sheet
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 01:49:12 pm »

Welp. That's more than 2000 murders all right.
I once got over 5000 murders on a character, he was killed by a stray bullet in a raid of the Robert E. Lee Bunker.

If you can currently get "Hiring illegal aliens", it probably comes from when one of your immediate subordinates gets deported.
Yeah, of course thats how you get charges, its been that way since before you picked up LCS.
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