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[peregarrett]

Just remember. If my current body ever dies, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGf9qtIeyBg

Okay! 

I don't check on this thread and boom, 4 pages go by.

Can I get re-dorfed as a pickdwarf named Pitchblende? Just say that my spirit returned to do battle with the demons or something.

So, you want battle miner? I don't think he'll do well, but ok. Also, I'm not going to release demons yet, will wait till our fortress becomes Mountainhome.

Well, at least my dwarf won't be too busy, seeing as there aren't many militiadwarves left alive in order to be injured.

Yep, they either die quickly or survive with minor scratches. But we have a lot of useless migrants.

[Tirion]

Well, at least my dwarf won't be too busy, seeing as there aren't many militiadwarves left alive in order to be injured.

Yep, they either die quickly or survive with minor scratches. But we have a lot of useless migrants.

So the undead from the temple, which should be as strong as husks, don't reanimate?

[peregarrett]

Well, at least my dwarf won't be too busy, seeing as there aren't many militiadwarves left alive in order to be injured.

Yep, they either die quickly or survive with minor scratches. But we have a lot of useless migrants.

So the undead from the temple, which should be as strong as husks, don't reanimate?

Not sure about it, but I hope so.
Oh, that's why two of them massacred Broken's squad before I moved your squad in!
I guess we need more archers. They prove to be an ultimate force againist undeads.

[peregarrett]

16th Felsite
We're cleaning the mess at that temple. The lowest level still didn't taken, but we locked it with door.

The worst part of it that those undeads ocassionally come back to life. I ordered just throw them into magma sea, but they can raise while being carried to dump zone

Two corpses caught Delioth and tried to kill her in painful way by strangling her throat, but luckily there were archers. Delioth were brought to hospital then - she refused to leave despite having her knee broken.

And in the middle of this madness goblin siege came. Fuck off, we don't have time for these games!

[peregarrett]

Whateverth
Things finally stabilized now. We've reclaimed all fighter's bodies at the caverns, and dumped to magma every undead's corpse. With a lot of issues, for sure.
For example, this specific undead terrorized workers quite a long.

After it was defetaed, I examined it and wondered what it's limbs were connected to - it missed both upper and lower body.

We have two new squads. Fighters of 'Towns of Excavation' led by legendary miner who took the name 'Pitchblende the 2nd'.

Spoiler: Pitchblende II (click to show/hide)

She carries steel pick as a weapon, and ready to kick ass!
The second squad are archers of 'Ropes of Emancipation' led by GreatWyrmBismuthBronze, former ly maker. Unfortunately, he got his leg broken quickly after he was appointed, and now it resting in hospital.

On the grim news - Deloith the 2nd died of infection, no matter how InsanityIncrnate tried to save her life.

We had another beast:

which forced us to lock the cavern gate for the first. We even had to dig a special shooting range, 'cause it were hiding at the unreachable point. But Greatwyrm's squad killed it easily after getting to positions.

Recruit that got posessed in the middle of Battle for Temple, made this:

It has amphibian man bone decorations on it, which belonged to a temple undead. Quite badass.

And the second posession brough us this:


Siege left by itself, and human traders came. This time we've forgot to leave the gate open, so they didn't brought any wagons. Whatever.

There also were a lot of tanrums and a few fist fights resulted in skull crushing, as well as melancholy madness, but now we're 163 quite healthy dwarves.

[Tirion]

Am I getting used to tragedy or getting some badass titles already?

[peregarrett]

Am I getting used to tragedy or getting some badass titles already?

Sadly no. You're so effective at shooting things that they die before they kill someone, get a title and become historical figure.
But one of your guys got a title:

Actually, she's a girl, not a guy. I guess she deserves a tomb.

Your kills are:

2nd Sandstone, 105
A group of migrants arrived. That's good, we've just started a megaproject - I want to dig out that temple and decorate it with statues everywhere, where it's possible. So, grab your pick and go digging!

7th Timber
We were deeply in digging around the temple, when miners suddenly ran away shouting something about the beast...


it squized past the gate and began crushing the Nix and BFEL's tomb! I ordered to build the cage traps around the entrance, so we can capture it when it finishes with tomb...

And, at this time an liaison with merchants came. Liaison asked me who should I promote to barony, and I have a hard choice...
So, does anyone want to be a baron?
Also, redorfing requests are welcome.

[Pitchblende]

...Make the temple a statue garden. It'll make releasing the circus much more hilarious.

[Tirion]

...Make the temple a statue garden. It'll make releasing the circus much more hilarious.

Or better yet, make a small cell there, locked with raising bridges. Drop every non-[FLIER] corpse you get your hands on in there. Remove the sword. Seal off the temple from the fortress, and open the cell. The demons will resume their prehistoric struggle with the guardians of the Hellmouth... and maybe even lose (Underworld and Undead oppose each other). If enough of their first wave is inorganic and weak, you can end up with a temple full of zombies with a few zombie demons. If you lure them away from the temple and put them to rest, you could begin colonizing Hell and relocate some living quarters to the slade temple. Smooth slade walls, with gem windows and gold/platinum/aluminum added on to separate rooms... they'd be quarters worthy of a true dwarf.

I take no guarantees for accidents related to pets or dwarves dieing there, though.

[peregarrett]

...Make the temple a statue garden. It'll make releasing the circus much more hilarious.

Yes, I was thinking of it.
Have you noticed that your new dwarf likes flame brutes? We'll probably have a lot of them!

...Make the temple a statue garden. It'll make releasing the circus much more hilarious.

Or better yet, make a small cell there, locked with raising bridges. Drop every non-[FLIER] corpse you get your hands on in there. Remove the sword. Seal off the temple from the fortress, and open the cell. The demons will resume their prehistoric struggle with the guardians of the Hellmouth... and maybe even lose (Underworld and Undead oppose each other). If enough of their first wave is inorganic and weak, you can end up with a temple full of zombies with a few zombie demons. If you lure them away from the temple and put them to rest, you could begin colonizing Hell and relocate some living quarters to the slade temple. Smooth slade walls, with gem windows and gold/platinum/aluminum added on to separate rooms... they'd be quarters worthy of a true dwarf.

I take no guarantees for accidents related to pets or dwarves dieing there, though.

Oh.
I was going to set there noble rooms, for baron and for the king when he arrives, and let them free the demons. Let vampire king fight the demons horde!

[peregarrett]

So, my candidates for barony are:

Spoiler: ShadeNight (click to show/hide)

Mandates of goblin-cap ballista parts. Also she can engrave her rooms by herself. Neat!

Spoiler: NCommander (click to show/hide)

Mandates of copper picks and sea otters leather quivers. Quite possible

And these guys have leser chance to be a baron, 'cause they already have a noble positions, and they usually stop doing their tasks when appointed. I always had to move barons out of squad leaders to subordinate position.

Spoiler: Peregarrette (click to show/hide)

Adamantine gauntlets anyone?

Spoiler: Pitchblende II (click to show/hide)

Billon buckets and such. But she likes fire brutes, hehe...

Spoiler: Tirion (click to show/hide)

He's our fortress champion anyway, and squad leader. But mandates will be very various - shields, thrones, scepters, crutches, cats

Spoiler: GreatWyrm (click to show/hide)

Added just because.

Spoiler: InsanityIncarnate (click to show/hide)

Also I can promote one of their spouse, so dwarf in question becomes a consort... Shit, I'm tired of choosing!
If no requests will show up till 17:00 GMT +3:00 (8:00 Forum time) I'll either use random number generator with dwarves in question or let the game choose anyone from whole fortress.

[shadenight123]

I vote for myself!
I'd be the most awesome baron ever!
(Since i've got poor social relationships skills, i'd insult all the diplomats! Yeahy!)

[Tirion]

Show me my wife's profile, so I can decide if I want her as Baron.

[peregarrett]

Show me my wife's profile, so I can decide if I want her as Baron.

Here's others spouses' screens:

Spoiler: Broken's wife (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Peregarrette's husband (click to show/hide)

Sadly, all others spouses are dead. Tirions' wife was creator of bone hammer and died quickly after that.

[Pitchblende]

Don't make me baron please.