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Hanslanda

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #420 on: October 09, 2012, 11:31:18 pm »

Actually, run away and collect 8 notes to make it go away.
Wrong game.
Then go running through the Parishes in south-Louisiana killing zombies.
Then cook some intestines.
THEN SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE GOD OF THE SUM BY DOING TONS OF MATHEMATICAL ADDITIONS.
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You, sir, win.
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Hunger

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #421 on: October 09, 2012, 11:43:03 pm »

It's like 4chan all over again
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NRDL

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #422 on: October 09, 2012, 11:56:26 pm »

Do we still have the painting on fire?  If so, KILL IT WITH FIRE. 
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Wrex

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #423 on: October 09, 2012, 11:58:07 pm »

Seeing your chance, you charge over to the idol, slam the bottle of everclear into it, before flicking the lighter on. N̄̈́ͭͥͨ̐̓̽̎ͯͪ͆̾ͦͥ̆͜͏̤̦̞̦O̵͔̤̤͍̤̰͉̤̺͐̀͒̈́̇͆ͩ̃ͨ̀͠͡ͅ

But it was not to be

And that's when the spike end of that scythe comes crashing through your sternum. Pain shoots through every fibre of your being, and you reflexively drop everything in your hands. Including the lighter.

For the plans of the king are many

You crash to your knees, blood gushing out of the hole in your chest, senses diming. You feel the cold steel blade of his weapon pressed to your neck. P͔̮͕̰̪̪̬̹͓ͭ͋ͨ̚a̬͚̠̺̻̹͕ͦͥͪ͘͜͢ṱ̥ͪ͛h̺̜̲̱̼̦̒ͭ̓̌́͠e̜͉̬ͥ̆́̐ͫ͂͛̚͟t̳̯̞̬͙̝͚̹̔͐ͥ̑̎̓̊̕͢͝ḭ͉̅̒ͨ̽̌̋́c̷̣̫͓̗͊́͘

And they would not be thwarted by an impudent prince

And then the fluid catches, erupting up the display case, and onto the idol, roaring into flaming brilliance. It's features twist, and melt, and almost screams in agony. As you sink out of consciousness, you see a page from a calendar: July 28th. The seventh month. 287. As you embrace the darkness, you notice the lights come on. How ironic.

And so the Pentient Man destroyed the soul of the bridgekeeper

Ambience

The smelling salts hit your nose like liquid fire. You are strapped down to a gurney, with a spit mask in place.

And laid another third of the bridge in place

You try to explain. No one belives you.

For the plans of the King are wise

Ranting and raving, perhaps truely driven mad by your experience, the truth of what happened that day lies locked within your own skull

And in His infinite mercy, stand to purify us of our sins, with his Blessed Agonies

Days pass. But you will never forget what you saw, no matter how much they try to convince you otherwise

And the Pentient Man was key to these plans

At least it is over, right?

So Sayeth the Prophet Frehorn, Agony 3:16


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Xantalos

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #424 on: October 10, 2012, 12:02:07 am »

Damn. Nice.
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SEQUEL. N̷̸̛͚͔̠̼͖̩̦̱̙̦̤̬͉͓͍̔̓ͯͫ́̃ͣͦ̿̑̋̏ͬ́ͤ͌ͩ̕ͅͅA̡̖͙̥̻̤̤̞̞̥̙̠̖̰̥̯͌̿̔͆̆͐͑͡Ǫ̴̟̮̗̯͙̜̲̽ͫ͋̉ͩ̈́̀.̲̤̮̣̯̟̫͕̒ͥͪͤ̊͂̒̃́́
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NRDL

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #425 on: October 10, 2012, 12:03:03 am »

+1
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misko27

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #426 on: October 10, 2012, 12:04:06 am »

LIGHT THE GM ON FIRE.
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Wrex

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #427 on: October 10, 2012, 12:05:09 am »

So, yeh. If you have any questions, i'll be happy to answer them!
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Xantalos

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #428 on: October 10, 2012, 12:06:47 am »

What happened? Did we complete one-third of an Eldritch summoning ritual?
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NRDL

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #429 on: October 10, 2012, 12:07:51 am »

I like to think our guy will be like Renfield from Dracula. 
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misko27

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #430 on: October 10, 2012, 12:08:52 am »

So, yeh. If you have any questions, i'll be happy to answer them!
Why wouldn;t you do any of my actions, other then the last one?
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Wrex

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #431 on: October 10, 2012, 12:12:36 am »

What happened? Did we complete one-third of an Eldritch summoning ritual?

Maybe


Why wouldn;t you do any of my actions, other then the last one?

Suicide, and fapping, particularly a combination of the two, is so bizzare I hesitated to do it.
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misko27

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #432 on: October 10, 2012, 12:15:40 am »

What about this?
FIND A SQUIRREL. CAPTURE THE SQIRREL. TIE LIGHTER FLUID AND A LIT MATCH TO IT. SHOUT AT IT TO "RUN SPARKY RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND!" RELEASE IT INTO MUESEUM. WALK AWAY WHILE REMINDING IT TO EAT ITS WHEATIES.
Besides, I would have at least appreciated a joke update.
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Wrex

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #433 on: October 10, 2012, 12:17:12 am »

Squirrels and fire are not two great tastes that taste great together.
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NRDL

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Re: You are alone.
« Reply #434 on: October 10, 2012, 12:17:50 am »

Seriously, SEQUEL. 
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