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[misko27]

LET GO OF ITEMS AND FAP AT IT. FAP LIKE THE WIND. ATTEMPT TO DEFILE IT IN THE FACE. WITH THE SPERM.

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Wow, could not stop laughing. His face is so deadpan, and then I started thinking about the defiled face...

Seriously, everyone near by is looking at me like I'm crazy.

[Hanslanda]

+1. When the dude who suggested to make a bandoleer out of a dead guy's intestines is disgusted...

+2

Like. What the fuck.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Just hopping in to say this is really awesome. Wrex, you are a master of atmospere.
Now then I'm just going to go with begging for your life.
Try to appeal to the horrible eldrich abomination's sense of decency.
Or maybe die, dying might work.
Edit - Seriously though we seem to lack any non-suicidal, non-stupid options.

[misko27]

Just hopping in to say this is really awesome. Wrex, you are a master of atmospere.
Now then I'm just going to go with begging for your life.
Try to appeal to the horrible eldrich abomination's sense of decency.
Or maybe die, dying might work.

You see, this is why we don't listen to random people.

Now In all seriousness, I want to see this continued.

[hops]

Ask it nicely to let you go, you never did anything to it.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Just hopping in to say this is really awesome. Wrex, you are a master of atmospere.
Now then I'm just going to go with begging for your life.
Try to appeal to the horrible eldrich abomination's sense of decency.
Or maybe die, dying might work.

You see, this is why we don't listen to random people.

Now In all seriousness, I want to see this continued.

Wait, what did I do? You're the one suggesting masturbation. I think dying's a perfectly reasonable response.
It's worked in the past against this particular monstrosity

[misko27]

Just hopping in to say this is really awesome. Wrex, you are a master of atmospere.
Now then I'm just going to go with begging for your life.
Try to appeal to the horrible eldrich abomination's sense of decency.
Or maybe die, dying might work.

You see, this is why we don't listen to random people.

Now In all seriousness, I want to see this continued.

Wait, what did I do? You're the one suggesting masturbation. I think dying's a perfectly reasonable response.
It's worked in the past against this particular monstrosity

?
I'm clearly making a joke here. I myself was not here 4 turns ago. I was advocating Hilarious suicide then.

LIGHT YOUR SELF ON FIRE, THEN HIT YOUR SELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE MACEHTE THEN SHOOT YOR FOOT. IF STILL ALIVE BY THISPOINT GO HAND YOUR SELF WITH THAT GUYS GUTS.

People scare me when they take me seriously.

[NRDL]

Shoot six times, kick, slice with machete. 

[misko27]

Shoot six times, kick, slice with machete. 

Endorse this so we can get something done.

[Slayerhero90]

Shit pants in fear.

[Terra162]

Try to cut the arm that is holding our neck and then shoot it in the face six times.

[Hanslanda]

Shoot six times, kick, slice with machete. 

Endorse this so we can get something done.

... I'm not agreeing with Misko, but NRDL.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Shoot six times, kick, slice with machete. 

Endorse this so we can get something done.

... I'm not agreeing with Misko, but NRDL.

Oh, I didn't realize that we still had the revolver & stuff, for some reason I'd thought we dropped 'em.
This sounds like a much better option than mine, so do the slicing & shooting.

[hops]

Shoot six times, kick, slice with machete. 

Do that while asking it nicely to leave, you just only maimed it a bit.

[Wrex]

You struggle against it's it hurts grasp, feeling the icy chill of death seeping into your bones. You realise you have only one chance. You bring the blade of your machete down-hard on the arm that binds you.The whispers rise to a feverish pitch, and the beast recoils, and fades back into the mist. And the mist follows. And it is gone.

But the Pentient Man struck out against the Prince, and he was greatly angered.

Status: Fine
Sanity: Anxious
L hand: Revolver (6/0)                                         
R hand: Old Machete
Inventory: 5/6
It is 32 degrees Farenheit
Attire: Windbreaker, Rain Coat, T-shirt, Cargo Pants, Pair of Trainers.
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