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[Wrex]

You run at a breakneck pace towards the bar, trying desprately not to look over your i̘͖̮̹̥̘͡t̛̗̱̭̣͖͕ ̰h̳͈̯̰u̮r͟t̜̗̖̘͔s̝͎̹ shoulder at whatever thing that was. You charge behind the bar, rummaging Y̛̫̬̋̑̑͆͌̏̆o̤͕̳̹͖͈̒̉̂̏ͣ̈́u̜̟̥̯͕̺͖͗̄ around for a bottle of something Ỷ̛̜̪̆͛͌͂͒̄͂͛͞ĕ̄҉̗̤̼͕̬́ͅs͒͏̵͉̺͖̜̯͓̩,̷̢̠̼̞̞̼͆̉̾ͣ͛ ̦͎̮̗͇͚̱͑ͫ͊͗̓ỵ͔̖̲̭̪̎̌̿̑ͦͦ͝ͅơ̱̯̞͓̜̆̾ͤͩͮ̃ͣ̆̕ͅu͎̖͗͆͠  alcholic enough to light. You rip open the cupboards, Ĭ̠̫̰̦̰͇̗̊̂͡ͅͅ ̶̲͚͎̯͊̍̾̽s̵̜̳͚̮̥ͤͯͯͥ̓ͪ͗ͥ͘͟ę͕̰̝̟̆è̴̦͓̔ͧ͑ ̛̳͈̞̱̫̥̑ͨͫ͗̅̽͟y̡̘͑o̢̩͇̥̻̫̿̀͘ͅͅṷ̟̭͔̜ͬ͒͗̊̓̿͒͡ͅ and find a bottle of Everclear, one of the most alcholic drinks on the Ǵͦ҉̸̱̥v̧͈̣̒ͥ̿̒̇͂ͅeͦ͏̩̣̠͕̘̦͓́ ͇͇̱̣̟͇̞̐̌͌̒̿͜Ų̳̙̙̮̗͎̆ͮ̉ͯ́̚p̠̆̋ͤͤ̍ planet. You slam shut the cupboard, and look out over the bar. The Mist is chilling, and incredibly thick in the room.

You hear footsteps

And the Pentient Man fleed from the Prince, in hopes that he may be spared


Status: Excellent
Sanity: Anxious
L hand: Revolver (6/0)                                         
R hand: Old Machete
Inventory: 4/6
It is 2 degrees Farenheit
Attire: Windbreaker, Rain Coat, T-shirt, Cargo Pants, Pair of Trainers.
You feel nearly frozen
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[Hanslanda]

We're dead.
Before we get murdered, let's first calm the hell down.
Then, let us cautiously proceed to the statue, and cautiously light it the hell on fire.

[misko27]

We're dead.
Before we get murdered, let's first calm the hell down.
Then, let us cautiously proceed to the statue, and cautiously light it the hell on fire.

Counter argument

AHH LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE. EVERYTHING. OURSELVES TOO.

[MrWillsauce]

Look around in the dead peoples' pockets for a lighter. Keep looking all around you and have your gun at the ready.

[Hanslanda]

We're dead.
Before we get murdered, let's first calm the hell down.
Then, let us cautiously proceed to the statue, and cautiously light it the hell on fire.

Counter argument

AHH LIGHT EVERYTHING ON FIRE. EVERYTHING. OURSELVES TOO.

I'm trying NOT TO DIE.

[kaijyuu]

Pfft like survival was ever an option

[Xantalos]

Simple.
Turn around and look at whatever's chasing us.
Let it get close.
Then blow a raspberry in it's face and run off after pantsing it.

[MrWillsauce]

Oh derp! I just realized we already have a lighter in the med-kit. Run to the idol and douse that bitch, then set the whole place aflame and run back to the car as quickly as we can. Hopefully the fire will spread and take the whole damn city out.

[Hanslanda]

Oh derp! I just realized we already have a lighter in the med-kit. Run to the idol and douse that bitch, then set the whole place aflame and run back to the car as quickly as we can. Hopefully the fire will spread and take the whole damn city out.

Willsauce is making sense. I'm scared.

[MrWillsauce]

Oh derp! I just realized we already have a lighter in the med-kit. Run to the idol and douse that bitch, then set the whole place aflame and run back to the car as quickly as we can. Hopefully the fire will spread and take the whole damn city out.

Willsauce is making sense. I'm scared.

Half a dozen posts about intestines and you think I'm crazy? Have you seen the stuff most people post on Bay12?

[monk12]

Oh derp! I just realized we already have a lighter in the med-kit. Run to the idol and douse that bitch, then set the whole place aflame and run back to the car as quickly as we can. Hopefully the fire will spread and take the whole damn city out.

+1

[Hanslanda]

Oh derp! I just realized we already have a lighter in the med-kit. Run to the idol and douse that bitch, then set the whole place aflame and run back to the car as quickly as we can. Hopefully the fire will spread and take the whole damn city out.

Willsauce is making sense. I'm scared.

Half a dozen posts about intestines and you think I'm crazy? Have you seen the stuff most people post on Bay12?

...
Have you seen You At Final Boss?

[MrWillsauce]

Oh derp! I just realized we already have a lighter in the med-kit. Run to the idol and douse that bitch, then set the whole place aflame and run back to the car as quickly as we can. Hopefully the fire will spread and take the whole damn city out.

Willsauce is making sense. I'm scared.

Half a dozen posts about intestines and you think I'm crazy? Have you seen the stuff most people post on Bay12?

...
Have you seen You At Final Boss?

No. I don't frequent this board, except for this one time I GMed that one game.

[Hanslanda]

Go glance at it sometime. You will know madness.

[misko27]

Go glance at it sometime. You will know madness.

And his name is MISKO!